Personalized Hell

[Wasurenagusa]

I thought of this a lot of times before.
My version of a personalized hell would be one where the ones I love shun me and leave me constantly, and where I would see them die over and over again. Where I would stare into infinity and hopeless despair, while I see before me every thing in this life that I hold dear break in the worst possible way over and over again.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Tied to the ground, completely immobile in a room full of people gossiping about their stupid lives *cough*twitter*cough*, reading celebrity gossip magazines aloud and being forced to watch soap operas and listen to people talk about soap operas for eternity.

Welcome to my heaven(you in agony). So my hell would be you surrounded by a river of chocolate custard with massive transformers to obey your every whim. And you with megan fox (if i saw you there my anger would bend space-time and turn all of your transformers into evil ninja bunnies that plot against you.

Spoiler: like this

 

[bodyklok]

Any hell where you do the same thing over and over again sounds kinda feeble to me, a hell where you have constant hope and even the occasional reward would be much more tormenting.

My personal hell would probably take places in the world war I trenches, the only hope would come from the people around me, and they'd rarely be of any help.

I guess my hell embodies all the basic adolescent fears of being an outcast, having no group and facing constant pain.

Psssh, I'll need to do better next time.

 

[Kriptonite]

Alright. Lets begin shall we. I will list several different 'Hells'.

1) As everyone said, stuck in a nondescript room with nothing to look at and being immobile. Bored for eternity.
2) Listening to Miley Cyrus and Jonahs Brothers and any other Disney musicians music.
3) The sand counting thing.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Having to listen to idiots gab ignorance for eternity.

Or having to listen to Fox news for eternity

[i/]Or[/i]? Those two are one and the same....

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Wait, we are creating our own pain and misery? That's stupid...

...Playing 1968 Tunnel Rats whilst being set on fire whilst being disembowelled.

 

[YukoValis]

A nice big house, lot's of ladies and video games, a heated pool. All that good stuff

what? who said hell is suppose to be bad? phht

 

[Pimppeter2]

Having to listen to idiots gab ignorance for eternity.

Or having to listen to Fox news for eternity

[i/]Or[/i]? Those two are one and the same....

Thats the joke!

BTW, got your old avatar back? New one didn't work out?

 

[Jedoro]

Hell: Tie me to a metal pole to where I can't move any part of me, put me in a pitch black room, and all that's in the room with me is a stereo that plays only Disney music (Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, etc.)

Heaven: Give me whatever food I want to eat, and let me spend my day blowing shit up, shooting shit, and/or with a girl who perfectly complements me. And throw us out in the woods, but with internet access and Xbox Live. I can imagine there are no noobs on Live in heaven.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Having to listen to idiots gab ignorance for eternity.

Or having to listen to Fox news for eternity

[i/]Or[/i]? Those two are one and the same....

Thats the joke!

BTW, got your old avatar back? New one didn't work out?

Sorry the special needs section of the escapist didn't get the joke. [i/]damn[/i]...
And yes, by popular demand, Papa Chester is back. I liked him more than that other avatar anyways.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Having to listen to idiots gab ignorance for eternity.

Or having to listen to Fox news for eternity

[i/]Or[/i]? Those two are one and the same....

Thats the joke!

BTW, got your old avatar back? New one didn't work out?

Sorry the special needs section of the escapist didn't get the joke. [i/]damn[/i]...
And yes, by popular demand, Papa Chester is back. I liked him more than that other avatar anyways.

Actually a couple of people responded with the same thing. Made me feel inadequate! Just kidding.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Having to listen to idiots gab ignorance for eternity.

Or having to listen to Fox news for eternity

[i/]Or[/i]? Those two are one and the same....

Thats the joke!

BTW, got your old avatar back? New one didn't work out?

Sorry the special needs section of the escapist didn't get the joke. [i/]damn[/i]...
And yes, by popular demand, Papa Chester is back. I liked him more than that other avatar anyways.

Actually a couple of people responded with the same thing. Made me feel inadequate! Just kidding.

Just kidding indeed, Pimps don't feel inadequate.

 

[Ophiuchus]

Pretty much this:

Being alone in a room with nothing to do and knowing that nobody misses me.

I can't think of anything more depressing. It could only be made worse by including a loudly ticking clock that's out of reach with nothing I could use to smash it.

On a less depressing note... being locked in a room with James Blunt songs on eternal loop would probably make me lose my mind quite quickly.

 

[icyfresh]

millions of naked girlz everywhere
behind me 30 tons of condoms
oh wait... this is hell?
okai... i will change it
THEY ALL HAVE HERPIES

: ( : O

 

[Roamin11]

To cease existence, the very thought makes it hard to breath and I just need to go take a shower to wash the thought off of me.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I'm already IN my personal hell: I'm the sole smart guy in my class of illiterate pillocks, thickheads and idiots, in a part of the university well known for producing illiterate pillocks, thickheads and idiots. I swear, half the time I spend wondering how they're capable of surviving, nay, functioning with paramecium-level intelligence (that is to say, none at all).

 

[Smagmuck_]

Being locked in a room with radical democrats with nothing to beat thier brians in with, not even my hands and feet... I don't have anything against NORMAL democrats, just the ones who call republicans like me nazis.

 

[feather240]

I'm already IN my personal hell: I'm the sole smart guy in my class of illiterate pillocks, thickheads and idiots, in a part of the university well known for producing illiterate pillocks, thickheads and idiots. I swear, half the time I spend wondering how they're capable of surviving, nay, functioning with paramecium-level intelligence (that is to say, none at all).

Well SOMEONE has a lot of self esteem.



: ( : O[/quote]

millions of naked girlz everywhere
behind me 30 tons of condoms
oh wait... this is hell?
okai... i will change it
THEY ALL HAVE HERPIES

: ( : O

Oh good grief, yes.
Being locked in a room with 1000000 sexy women, no condoms, and all of them carrying herpes.

Then again I would just say "Fuck the herpes" and go for it anyway, wouldn't you? Maybe not right away, but after having looked at, and playing with their breasts for 10 minutes. 10 minutes, tops.

Why would you care about a disease? You would never die and get used to the pain.