PETA does it again: Unhappy Meals!

[AndyCobra]

[http://a.imagehost.org/view/0571/80589191]

 

[gremily]

I hate PETA so much.

 

[Gigaguy64]

its a chicken.....
i love animals but they are stupid, dirty, and vicious.
plus its not like there is a chicken shortage.

 

[Gigaguy64]

[http://a.imagehost.org/view/0571/80589191]

i love this.
stuff it PETA!!!!!

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

........... I approve of this plan, much like the guy at a PETA protest eating a bucket of KFC, if I can find the pic ill edit it in.......


lul, found it:

Spoiler

That black man looks like he wants some.

Now that I look at it, he knida does.

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

That would be good. The lightsaber wouldn't work very well, though.

Close quarters combat if it comes down to it...that's why I have a mini lightsaber on one of guns.

That sounds good. I think the operation is ready to launch.

I say it is...so, do you wanna press the pretty red button or should I?

You can press it.

*press button* Oh shit...I think I accidentally hit the self-destruct button...I think now would be a good time to run...

OK the, I guess we should. *Runs for life*

*Runs as well* Wait, we left the armored bears...!

*Still running* They can fly! Don't Worry

Ok...*picks up the pace* So, do you still want that KFC?

*Runs to keep up* I almost forgot about that. Yea, it sounds good!

'Aight. let's detour to the nearest KFC! I want me some snackers!

 

[Ninja_X]

I don't understand what they are complaining about, cruelty is what makes the food taste so good.

Cows and chickens are to retarded to suffer.

Before anyone says otherwise, go meet a farm animal. They are fucking stupid.

Your saying we can torture retarded humans and that is fine because they are retarded and therefore can't suffer?

Humans taste bad.

In all seriousness, it seems like PETA is just upset that Macdonald's isn't using the PETA approved method of humanely killing the animals.

But they don't say much about the method that Macdonald's IS using. I'm pretty sure Macdonald's is humane enough with its food otherwise a real government agency would shut them down by now.

sigh i was going to argue with you but apparently you did not watch the video or maybe you didnt pay attention either way you have convinced me you are thick and argueing will have no effect

WoW that was rude and uncalled for.

And yes I failed to notice the video link, just read the article. My bad, but still.

So you are right, Macdonald's suppliers are unnecessarily cruel to those chickens.

But we are talking about an animal that can live for an hour without its head, thats how little it uses its brain.

 

[clicketycrack]

FOOLS! Don't they know that ckicken tastes better when it suffers?

 

[Titanguy654]

FOOLS! Don't they know that ckicken tastes better when it suffers?

I think they might be secretly keeping the meat to themselves...

 

[NotAPie]

FOOLS! Don't they know that ckicken tastes better when it suffers?

That reminds me.
Cluckin' Bell!
If it tastes great, the chicken DIDN'T die in pain!
Or something like that.
God I love WCTR.

 

[CrafterMan]

Sweet, well just for seeing that website alone, I will go get McDonalds right now.

-Joe

 

[PurpleRain]

Raaaggg! This thread is the truest exampled of how we are collecting the trolls off 4chan. Idiots throwing hate around, stupid boring old jokes, pictures used instead of words. Did I said the insane amount of hate? Because I should repeat myself again on that point: Idiots throwing hate around.

Guys, just because you don't agree with people doesn't mean you have to make fools of yourselves. I still find many many people that attack PETA after having one source of info backed up by a horrific amount of ignorance and blind hate.

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

........... I approve of this plan, much like the guy at a PETA protest eating a bucket of KFC, if I can find the pic ill edit it in.......


lul, found it:

Spoiler

That black man looks like he wants some.

Now that I look at it, he knida does.

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

That would be good. The lightsaber wouldn't work very well, though.

Close quarters combat if it comes down to it...that's why I have a mini lightsaber on one of guns.

That sounds good. I think the operation is ready to launch.

I say it is...so, do you wanna press the pretty red button or should I?

You can press it.

*press button* Oh shit...I think I accidentally hit the self-destruct button...I think now would be a good time to run...

OK the, I guess we should. *Runs for life*

*Runs as well* Wait, we left the armored bears...!

*Still running* They can fly! Don't Worry

Ok...*picks up the pace* So, do you still want that KFC?

*Runs to keep up* I almost forgot about that. Yea, it sounds good!

'Aight. let's detour to the nearest KFC! I want me some snackers!

And I'd like to try their new Grilled Chicken.

It don't taste too horrible...

 

[Darth Pope]

This isn't surprising, coming from the people who reprimanded Barack Obama swatting a fly...

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

The problem with PETA is that they undermine their own valid points due to the fact they're freaking PETA. Our slaughterhouse system has a LOT of problems with it, and only a complete moron would argue otherwise. But it's hard to see the logical reasons for opposing the constant torment visited upon factory farm animals when PETA is tossing pictures of dead, bloody critters everywhere while flinging accusations of murder towards everyone, whether they even know about these things or not.

The Omnivore's Dilemma is a much better alternative to obnoxious PETA ranting.

I've read that... I've got it somewhere in my house too. Have you also read Mr.Pollan's more recent work An Eater's Manifesto: In Defense of Food. It's quite a good read, and it delves more deeply into how diets affect the human body and condition.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

The problem with PETA is that they undermine their own valid points due to the fact they're freaking PETA. Our slaughterhouse system has a LOT of problems with it, and only a complete moron would argue otherwise. But it's hard to see the logical reasons for opposing the constant torment visited upon factory farm animals when PETA is tossing pictures of dead, bloody critters everywhere while flinging accusations of murder towards everyone, whether they even know about these things or not.

The Omnivore's Dilemma is a much better alternative to obnoxious PETA ranting.

I've read that... I've got it somewhere in my house too. Have you also read Mr.Pollan's more recent work An Eater's Manifesto: In Defense of Food. It's quite a good read, and it delves more deeply into how diets affect the human body and condition.

Haven't read it. Actually, after reading The Omnivore's Dilemma, I tracked down some info on the author. What I really loved about that book is that it was presented in a balanced way, with not too much bias on the part of the author (the healthiness of natural foods balanced by the expense in either time or money, and sometimes "organic" wasn't really all that good for you, depending on the farm), but I came to realize that Pollan is actually quite biased in reality. So I lost interest in his other work.

Still, anything written by him is at least more factual and less hypocritical than anything written by PETA.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm a vegetarian and I hate PETA.

Although this is not surprising. In fact, this is kinda weak for them.