PETA does it again: Unhappy Meals!

[BigCat91]

The major point Peta forgets is that tigers jump on living animals and start eating the animals while they are still alive. Nature is less forgiving than we are sometimes.

 

[KeyMaster45]

Mmm, think I'm going to go buy myself an "Unhappy" Meal right now. Thanks for making me hungry PETA.

 

[sam13lfc]

I think that they may have a point on this one (I know, dammit) because making them suffer (scladed alive?!) just isn't necessary.

Still hate you though PETA.

 

[Motiv_]

Honestly, I stopped caring about PETA once they coated Lindsay Lohan in flour, and maybe even before that.

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

 

[PurpleRain]

Sigh. Sigh at most people in this thread. We have a topic on PETA and everyone acts like idiots.

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

That would be good. The lightsaber wouldn't work very well, though.

Close quarters combat if it comes down to it...that's why I have a mini lightsaber on one of guns.

 

[Zorg Machine]

PETA has made me remember how good meat tastes and helped me realize that vegans are weirdos and vegetarians are... well a lot of them are good people... except the PETA ones.

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

That would be good. The lightsaber wouldn't work very well, though.

Close quarters combat if it comes down to it...that's why I have a mini lightsaber on one of guns.

That sounds good. I think the operation is ready to launch.

I say it is...so, do you wanna press the pretty red button or should I?

 

[Quel0]

It is kind of sad truthfully... We are a consumerist community,no one has a compassion for the land and the animals that the earth who has brought us to where we are in the first place. Intelligent communication of these ideals are not as shock worthy as making such silly things as PETA does. also sad.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

The sooner you stop giving these idiots attention the quicker they'll shut up.

 

[Quel0]

Oh, I have compassion for them, thats why when I hunt, I do it with my bare hands........ funny how I never go bird hunting............

If we did all hunt, we probably would eat less meat... But this would change our world drastically and impossibly.

 

[the_unseen]

I may hate PETA, but I also respect them to some degree, I mean they're the only ones with the balls to use shock tactics and quite strong ones at that.

 

[leviathanmisha]

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

........... I approve of this plan, much like the guy at a PETA protest eating a bucket of KFC, if I can find the pic ill edit it in.......


lul, found it:

That black man looks like he wants some.

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."

*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

Spoiler

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.

Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"

Spoiler: Once again it has come to this

You are a formitable foe, yes, but nothing can beat a........

Spoiler: Lightsaber

*sigh* I was hoping to end this without bloodshed.

Spoiler: Not even god can stop this madness

You made me do tis, just know that.

Spoiler

*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.

I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...

Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.

Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?

Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.

Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"

Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.

And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.

Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.

*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!

The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.

We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.

Ok. Sending them to you now.

Alright, I think I see 'em!

Good, the plan is almost complete.

Alright, we are on our way...!

Good, Good. *Evil laugh*

And I was thinking, the weapons we designed would be good to have on hand in case we are stuck in a high speed chase with PETA.

That would be good. The lightsaber wouldn't work very well, though.

Close quarters combat if it comes down to it...that's why I have a mini lightsaber on one of guns.

That sounds good. I think the operation is ready to launch.

I say it is...so, do you wanna press the pretty red button or should I?

You can press it.

*press button* Oh shit...I think I accidentally hit the self-destruct button...I think now would be a good time to run...

 

[Ninja_X]

I don't understand what they are complaining about, cruelty is what makes the food taste so good.

Cows and chickens are to retarded to suffer.

Before anyone says otherwise, go meet a farm animal. They are fucking stupid.

Your saying we can torture retarded humans and that is fine because they are retarded and therefore can't suffer?

Humans taste bad.

In all seriousness, it seems like PETA is just upset that Macdonald's isn't using the PETA approved method of humanely killing the animals.

But they don't say much about the method that Macdonald's IS using. I'm pretty sure Macdonald's is humane enough with its food otherwise a real government agency would shut them down by now.