PETA does it again: Unhappy Meals!

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*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.
I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...
Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.
Well, I think it's high time to recruit...what do you say?
Yes, I like that idea. Payment: Some KFC.

*Danger* You might get hurt.
Well, I could use some new battle scars! And besides, we'll have Russia, who jumps out of a plane screaming "Vodka"
Yes, everyone could use some more battle scars. I guess the plan goes like this;

I jump out the plane a 20,000 feet, smashing through the top of the building, throwing cicken legs at everyone, then when I land, you hit them with the McDonalds. We then ninja run away.
And don't forget to yell "Vodka" on the way down. And for ninja-ing...we should have a car near by...in case you can't run.
Yes, that sounds better thanmy idea. It should be a......Tyson's Cicken Dleiveray truck! Just to stick it to them.
*high five* Ok...now, location, location, LOCATION!
The location of my local PETA HQ, which is also the national Q is: 501 Front St, Norfolk, VA. If you need pickup, then I will send flying, armored, Russian Bears to your location.
We're going to need the flying, armored Russian Bears.
 

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New PETA thread... alright, here's one of my usual time seeing adventures for you folks.

Loads of people will think they're right, hurrah for them. However, they'll have no evidence, hence, you don't get huzzahs. A few people will say they like PETA, and get flamed.

Then the banhammer will drop.

Also, probally about six people will go "Aww, not another PETA thread."

Quote me later and tell me how I did.
 

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does peta understand the food chain? the animal at the top eats all the animals lower than it. we are at the top. the chickens and cows are at the bottom. we eat them. its the food chain, so apparrently they are okay with tigers mauling little moles or whatever in africa, but were not allowed to eat our goddarnded cows and chickens.
 

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This just in... PETA pulls more retarded shock campaigns. Le gasp.

I give up.

(<---Has been denied mid-morning coffee, anger issues to follow)
 

yankeefan19

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Wait, how did they get licensing to do this? McDonalds could sue them for making an unlicensed parody.
 

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Watching videos like that make me want to order a 20 piece meal....with extra nuggets.

I went to KFC after I saw the Pam Anderson video depicting chicken cruelty, delicious.
 

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IdealistCommi said:
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NekoiHiokans said:
IdealistCommi said:
*sigh* This makes me want to walk by their local HQ with KFC.......again.
I'll join, but I'll bring the McDonald's! And I'll make sure it's Chicken Nuggets...you know, it taste good for being tortured...
Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.
I cant' let you do that...
And, how ironic, the perfect time to put the...
the "Holy Shit I Just Shot A Communist From Every Which Way With A Gun That Has Scopes In The Shape Of A Roman Pyramid."
*Gasp* I knew this day would come. I need to get my.....

This is the "Pointless shit on a sotgun" Gun.
Boy, don't make me pull out my "Epic Sniper from the Lowest Pit of Hell"
 

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And funnily enough, I was just about to go to McDonalds and buy a meal. Now I'm going to buy two, and record myself eating them both and send it to PETA.

Who the hell actually thinks propaganda works in this day and age?
 

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I personally believe chickens should be killed using that CAK thingy. PETA is right, and its strategy is very effective, mainly the graphic and strangely tittilating videos.
 

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IdealistCommi said:
Ok, the group is almost commplete. We just need some one to blend up hamburger meat and put it in water balloons to throw it at the HQ.
Why waste good burger meat?

Also
 

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I might not have much to add to this, but i'll just throw this out there.

I am about as die hard about animal rights as they come, and these PETA things are really really getting on my nerves. Animal Rights is a very important issue, IMHO it is one of the most important issues we face as a species, and the nuts at peta make a joke out of it. They have become their own cartoon that can be tossed out there to show the middle of the road people what fuckin nuts animal rights supporters are. They are doing more harm than good.

some of them are hot though, not doubts about that one.
 

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You should watch the PETA episode of Penn and Teller bullshit. It shows hoe PETA are hypocrites and stupid. They just try and shock people rather then getting off their arses and doing something about it. They are more or less terrorists but who cares? Absolutely fucking no-one. Anyway excuse me, i am having a nice roasted chicken with sausages wrapped in bacon. hmmmm
 

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Pr0 InSaNiTy said:
You should watch the PETA episode of Penn and Teller bullshit. It shows hoe PETA are hypocrites and stupid. They just try and shock people rather then getting off their arses and doing something about it. They are more or less terrorists but who cares? Absolutely fucking no-one. Anyway excuse me, i am having a nice roasted chicken with sausages wrapped in bacon. hmmmm
that was one of the episodes that turned me against Penn and Teller forever actually. That the recycling one, and the Wal-Mart episode. They were spot on with the one about the Bible and Prostitution though.
 

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I would like to shed a light on something. We should have animal rights to avoid animal cruelty but also to help preserve species, but we should not do it at the expense of our own well being.


First off, when i was born till I was 15, I lived in the country. My neighbors raised cows that were MEANT to be killed and eaten. I think if an animal's raised to die, it shouldn't be as big of a deal. I somehow doubt the people in slaughterhouses sit in circles thinking of the most diabolical ways to kill the animals. But please, remember once again, that these animals were raised for our human consumption.

I lived in Asia for about 3 years and while I was there, my family and I went to something called a wet market. This was a place where a person could literally buy a fresh fish. What was the best way for the man to kill the fish for you? He would take a stick and bash the fish in the head till it stopped moving, then he would chop it's head off. I think that's cruel. Why beat it in the head so much, if you're going to chop off it's head?