PETA: Mario is Pro Fur

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RatRace123

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RatRace123: PETA is Pro Stupid.

Still good for a laugh though. At this point in their illustrious lifetime PETA has sort of devolved into a caricature of an extremist animal rights group.
And I for one, find that hilarious.
 

Innegativeion

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NEWS FLASH:

Mario turns into a tanuki-man via magic maple leaf.

[dripping sarcasm]

Research is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard, I mean you have to play the game for at least 20 FUCKING minutes to get a tanuki powerup! How do those journalists and organizations who *actually* sticks to a code of ethics and conventions ever do it???

[/dripping sarcasm]
 

Gmans uncle

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This deserves a...

Peta, I didn't want it to come to this, but this is the final straw, I have officially lost the little respect I had for you, and have been added to my "List of organizations to avoid at all costs" until further notice.

You don't fuck with Tanooki.
 

renegade7

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WRONG! Tanooki was a creature with a massive scrotum which could transform into a statue, it was not a kind of dog.
 

Innegativeion

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Personally I find it far more disturbing that Mario lives in a land populated with mushroom people yet he has no qualms about eating mushrooms to grow larger, that raises some very difficult questions.
Meh, we eat mammals. Fungus is a kingdom, not a species.

The most disturbing thing about the mushroom kingdom, imo, is that everything... EVERYTHING

has eyes. wth is up with that. Hills, food, flowers, bricks... horrifying.
 

Orks da best

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Gmans uncle said:
This deserves a...

Peta, I didn't want it to come to this, but this is the final straw, I have officially lost the little respect I had for you, and have been added to my "List of organizations to avoid at all costs" until further notice.

You don't fuck with Tanooki.
I didn't resepct them long before this, but this just cements it even more...

btw wanna Sonic rainbomb them? or can I burn them with a skorcha?
 

KeyMaster45

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I always just assumed he was wearing a raccoon costume like something a sports mascot would wear, except it gave him special powers. I think PETA is trying too hard for a controversy to make them relevant again. Their flash games are getting better though, they should consider making some stuff for steam or xbla. Their messages are stupid but their games are strangely amusing.
 

Furioso

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...Isn't the Tanooki a mythical creature? Either way, time to post this again, in my opinion PETA is worse than the Westboro Baptist Church

 

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Orks da best said:
Gmans uncle said:
This deserves a...

Peta, I didn't want it to come to this, but this is the final straw, I have officially lost the little respect I had for you, and have been added to my "List of organizations to avoid at all costs" until further notice.

You don't fuck with Tanooki.
I didn't resepct them long before this, but this just cements it even more...

btw wanna Sonic rainbomb them? or can I burn them with a skorcha?
Both fine choices, whatever floats your boat.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Is there anything you can say to this apart from /facepalm?
Plenty:

--If it's pro-fur, why is Sonic his greatest rival?

--How can you tell it's a real Tanooki?

--By showing a skinned Tanuki, aren't PETA glorifying a skinned animal and therefore making it a positive thing?

--When will Mario and Meat Boy team up to take down PETA in a glorious display of fire and red meat rage?
 

Squilookle

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Why on Earth would they be skinned ALIVE? Honestly- how much harder would it be to do that way than just killing them first? Sorry PETA, but I call Hyperbole.

Oh, and also BS, but being PETA, you probably already expected that call.
 

tjcross

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umm from my recollection the tanooki suit was originally accessed via a magic feather not skinning an animal see the difference between our world and the world of Mario is that magic exists and is utilized as i've seen pics of the resent Mario tanooki suit and it doesn't look like fur it looks more like a type of clay so yea PETA once again shows it's just a bunch of trolls who think they are doing something good
 

Lt. Vinciti

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Ive never seen a raccoon dog...but its cute
the last I checked Mario got the Tanuki suit from a leaf...

Also the game is terrible the things in the background look like Fin from Adventure Time and everything appears to have tiger stripes (ironic?) on it....


Hopefully Nintendo will sue them into next week...