PETA

[Ixus Illwrath]

Milk!?

Milk isn't natural!?

I've been drinking milk instead of water for the last 15 years, and I'm not dead!

*STAB*

Problem solved.

I so saw that coming. Your feeble blade snaps against my super-calcium-enriched bones, sucker.

Why would I stab you in the bones? I only stab squishy bits between the bones.

His bones have developed massive calcium deposits and gotten wider. So you hit them.

Technically, if his bones are wide enough to block a knife, then he couldn't move. He would have too much bone to have functional joints.

But you still couldn't stab him!

*Shifty eyes*

My stupidity aside, fighting against PETA members is not a good idea. They come in packs and are fanatical. Build your shelter next to a meat processing factory. PETA members won't be able to decide which building they should be protesting in front of.

I will club every one of those nuts with an extendable baton. Make no mistake about it. I strongly advocate the use of violence against those who would use it on me.

 

[meatloaf231]

My stupidity aside, fighting against PETA members is not a good idea. They come in packs and are fanatical. Build your shelter next to a meat processing factory. PETA members won't be able to decide which building they should be protesting in front of.

We will just build a moat. A moat of angry bears. They couldn't harm the bears because they love animals too much, and they couldn't get across because... well, there are a bunch of angry bears.

 

[Shivari]

We don't torture the creatures we harvest, we don't eat them alive or surgically remove parts and then let the rest of the animal die. We kill them humanely and then make use of them as we see fit.

We don't torture them, but they're not in very good conditions at all. Factory farming is absolutely appauling to me.

Anyways, as a vegetarian that became so because of the fact that I think it's wrong to eat animals I'm not a huge fan of PETA. What they stand for is a good thing, but they don't really handle things the way they should and generally give animal rights people a bad name. I'm all for better treatment of animals, but PETA should stop with all of the theatrics and get down to what they should really be about, caring about animals.

It's sad to see the amount of people that will stereotype me with the craziest of people just because I'm for animal rights. I don't find out that someone is a Christian and immediately assume they're a crazy fundamentalist. So please, don't do the equivalent to me.

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

Here's an idea. Take all the PETA idiots, kill them all, grind them up into nice patties, have a gourmet chef cook them with Worchestershire sauce, and feed them to pigs.

Guess what? The pigs won't give a flying fuck. They'd enjoy it quite a bit actually.

 

[Aries_Split]

I don't find out that someone is a Christian and immediately assume they're a crazy fundamentalist.

I can assure you that this will one day be your undoing.

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

I don't find out that someone is a Christian and immediately assume they're a crazy fundamentalist.

I can assure you that this will one day be your undoing.

LOLQFT

 

[meatloaf231]

We don't torture the creatures we harvest, we don't eat them alive or surgically remove parts and then let the rest of the animal die. We kill them humanely and then make use of them as we see fit.

We don't torture them, but they're not in very good conditions at all. Factory farming is absolutely appauling to me.

Anyways, as a vegetarian that became so because of the fact that I think it's wrong to eat animals I'm not a huge fan of PETA. What they stand for is a good thing, but they don't really handle things the way they should and generally give animal rights people a bad name. I'm all for better treatment of animals, but PETA should stop with all of the theatrics and get down to what they should really be about, caring about animals.

It's sad to see the amount of people that will stereotype me with the craziest of people just because I'm for animal rights. I don't find out that someone is a Christian and immediately assume they're a crazy fundamentalist. So please, don't do the equivalent to me.

People like you breathe life into my dying outlook on humanity, which is then immediately crushed out again by everyone else.

 

[Copter400]

PETA-Tards

I think we need to patent the word PETArds.

@Meatloaf: Yes. Defensively. With Howitzers.

Might make the cattle a little nervous, though.

 

[meatloaf231]

PETA-Tards

I think we need to patent the word PETArds.

@Meatloaf: Yes. Defensively. With Howitzers.

Might make the cattle a little nervous, though.

Bear-howitzers? Howitzers that shoot bears, or bears with howitzers strapped to their backs?

Either way, win.

 

[Copter400]

PETA-Tards

I think we need to patent the word PETArds.

@Meatloaf: Yes. Defensively. With Howitzers.

Might make the cattle a little nervous, though.

Bear-howitzers? Howitzers that shoot bears, or bears with howitzers strapped to their backs?

Either way, win.

Ooh, even better: Bear Cavalry.

 

[meatloaf231]

PETA-Tards

I think we need to patent the word PETArds.

@Meatloaf: Yes. Defensively. With Howitzers.

Might make the cattle a little nervous, though.

Bear-howitzers? Howitzers that shoot bears, or bears with howitzers strapped to their backs?

Either way, win.

Ooh, even better: Bear Cavalry.

Bear Cavalry with laser howitzers

 

[Shivari]

PETA-Tards

I think we need to patent the word PETArds.

@Meatloaf: Yes. Defensively. With Howitzers.

Might make the cattle a little nervous, though.

Bear-howitzers? Howitzers that shoot bears, or bears with howitzers strapped to their backs?

Either way, win.

Ooh, even better: Bear Cavalry.

 

[Aries_Split]

Shivari is made of Epic and Win.

 

[meatloaf231]

Shivari is made of Epic and Win.

Forsooth

 

[zombielifecoach]

I wish animals would hurry up and start packing heat. Life is SO boring anymore. How cool would it be if you took Shivari's bears and made them super-smart like the one's in the Golden Compass. THEN taught them to use guns, i mean BIG guns. Then have a zombie outbreak! Then we could side with the hyper-intelligent-mega-cannon-bears, and have giant Braveheart style battles against the zombies!!!

 

[zombielifecoach]

By the way PETA. Animals kill and eat other animals everyday. Why should we be any different, just because we lucked out and got dibs at the top of the ol' food chain. Focus your attentions on the cruel, D-Bag, idiots of the world who torture and hurt animals for no reason, and let me eat my burger.

 

[Lazzi]

PETA is full of extremest. And extremest by deffinition, act extreme. there is really notbhing we can do. While I do see what there train of thought is (dispite the fact that it is terribly Fuc*ed up),and there is some logic (horribly Fuc*ed up logic mind you).

What there attempting to say is that every thing has the right to live freely and with out being oppresed. Some thing which i belive in firmly.

but hell this is coming from the guy that wants to try dolphin fritters (aslong filliper was treated nicly befor a phallus was shoved in his blow hole and he suffacted to death from lack of air and semen)

 

[Altorin]

PETA euthanize almost two-thirds of the animals they liberate.

Likely because they're either too far gone to save, or they simply cannot find homes for them.

It is my firm conviction that animals hold rights, perhaps dissimilar to those of humans, but in particular that they be free from needless harm.

They do have rights.

The SPCA organizations in Canada and the USA try their best to keep animals out of the hands of people who would hurt them.

Sometimes, there isn't a home for those animals, and there's very little hope for them to lead normal lives, so they're euthanised. I understand that.

BUT THEN

PETA people come along, and say "You can't hold those animals in cages! You can't kill them!" They then proceed to terrorize and attack good honest people who love animals and want to give them the best home possible. They take animals, saving them from the SPCA's needle.

Then the have a problem. Do they let the animal free into the streets? It'd surely die, or end up right back in the evil SPCA's hands. Do they take it out to the forest? It'll most likely die there too. Do we keep it as a pet? NEVER! PETA thinks the ownership of a pet is abhorrent to the rights of the animal.

So they put them in a pen, until they run out of options for them.

Then they euthanize them.

Hypocrites. Let the SPCA do their work for the good of the animals you claim to love so dearly.

 

[jdog345]

I agree with Altorin.

On a second note, look up the Earth Liberation Front. There are some crazy motherfuckers in that organization.