Photographic Evidence that an Escapist Staff Member is having an Affair with Daystar!

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Share the regime?! You can't even share a bed! Blanket-hog!

I get cold feet, shut up!

You do this every time...

And I'll keep doing it until you swallow get me a sandwich start meeting me halfway!

Man, someone, somewhere, is shipping us so hard

 

[Fappy]

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I really hope they've prepared plenty of tissues.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Completely off-topic but, I wonder what would've happened had Zeel turned up to the expo ...

Dude..... everyone knows you can never mention his name.... ever.

Especially three times while staring into a mirror. If you do, legend says he will return from being banned and stab you to death with a broken copy of ME3! D:

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Completely off-topic but, I wonder what would've happened had Zeel turned up to the expo ...

Dude..... everyone knows you can never mention his name.... ever.

Especially three times while staring into a mirror. If you do, legend says he will return from being banned and stab you to death with a broken copy of ME3! D:

So just a normal copy then?

Too easy man, too easy

 

[BreakfastMan]

Completely off-topic but, I wonder what would've happened had Zeel turned up to the expo ...

Dude..... everyone knows you can never mention his name.... ever.

Especially three times while staring into a mirror. If you do, legend says he will return from being banned and stab you to death with a broken copy of ME3! D:

So just a normal copy then?

Too easy man, too easy

No, of course not. This will will be all glowy and see-through! I doubt really Zeel was glowy and see-through...

Also, in your house. So, unless you have the worst roommate in the world, I doubt it is similar.

 

[Carbonyl]

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Share the regime?! You can't even share a bed! Blanket-hog!

I get cold feet, shut up!

You do this every time...

And I'll keep doing it until you swallow get me a sandwich start meeting me halfway!

Man, someone, somewhere, is shipping us so hard

Guys, I have seen people ship Jupiter and the Earth the second a news story hit about a meteor headed towards the inner solar system but hit Jupiter instead. It was beautiful, actually. Very well written fanfic. And then fanart. Then someone decided that the periodic table needed to get shipped, and we immediately decided that hydrogen was a total slut, and carbon was stepping out on oxygen with nitrogen.

Somewhere, there is already a fanfic being written.

 

[Qwurty2.0]

Completely off-topic but, I wonder what would've happened had Zeel turned up to the expo ...

Dude..... everyone knows you can never mention his name.... ever.

Especially three times while staring into a mirror. If you do, legend says he will return from being banned and stab you to death with a broken copy of ME3! D:

So just a normal copy then?

Too easy man, too easy

No, of course not. This will will be all glowy and see-through! I doubt really Zeel was glowy and see-through...

Also, in your house. So, unless you have the worst roommate in the world, I doubt it is similar.

I don't think you got the joke.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Snippidy

You mean this?

Spoiler

I love EarthxJupiter.

 

[Carbonyl]

Snippidy

You mean this?

Spoiler

I love EarthxJupiter.

No, I mean this glorious mass of text that explores the deep, emotional connection the planets have.

http://kigichi.tumblr.com/post/31637185500/lalondes-wonking-bootylicious-buggy-kdm13

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Snippidy

You mean this?

Spoiler

I love EarthxJupiter.

No, I mean this glorious mass of text that explores the deep, emotional connection the planets have.

http://kigichi.tumblr.com/post/31637185500/lalondes-wonking-bootylicious-buggy-kdm13

...

...



Wut?

The internet is a strange place.

A very strange place indeed.

Also, epic thread derail.

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[HEADING=1]Suck it! [/HEADING]

 

[Fappy]

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So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

 

[Basement Cat]

-Snip-

Share the regime?! You can't even share a bed! Blanket-hog!

I get cold feet, shut up!

You do this every time...

And I'll keep doing it until you swallow get me a sandwich start meeting me halfway!

Fappy...Fappy, honestly.

The solution is so obvious.

Spoiler: xkcd: SUDO

 

[Twilight_guy]

Hum, wonder if she's related to [a href="http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Alan_Averill"]Alan[/a]. Nah, probably a coincidence, though the resemblance is similar. Hum, wonder why.

 

[AlexWinter]

I don't know which one Daystar is.

Are they the dog? Is this a joke based off their avatar?

For months I've been confused about Daystar's identity. I've seen them being referred to male and female and now this?! Is Daystar even in that photo? IS DAYSTAR EVEN ONE PERSON?!


I don't want to know. It's all part of the fun.

Usually I can tell what gender someone is just by smelling them but Daystar's thrown-out socks are baffling.

My world. Is crumbling.

 

[Fappy]

I don't know which one Daystar is.

Are they the dog? Is this a joke based off their avatar?

For months I've been confused about Daystar's identity. I've seen them being referred to male and female and now this?! Is Daystar even in that photo? IS DAYSTAR EVEN ONE PERSON?!


I don't want to know. It's all part of the fun.

Usually I can tell what gender someone is just by smelling them but Daystar's thrown-out socks are baffling.

My world. Is crumbling.

Daystar is more than a man or a woman. Daystar is an idea. Ideas can't be killed.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Hum, wonder if she's related to [a href="http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Alan_Averill"]Alan[/a]. Nah, probably a coincidence, though the resemblance is similar. Hum, wonder why.

She?

Who, Nasrin?

Oh god, not another person who thinks I'm a lady

 

[Twilight_guy]

Hum, wonder if she's related to [a href="http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Alan_Averill"]Alan[/a]. Nah, probably a coincidence, though the resemblance is similar. Hum, wonder why.

She?

Who, Nasrin?

Oh god, not another person who thinks I'm a lady

I don't bother to remember the gender of posters so I saw a picture with a dude and figured the supposed subject of comedy was a dudette. Also, LIES THERE ARE NO GUYS ON THE INTERNET, ONLY WOMEN! DICKS OR GTFO!

 

[Fappy]

Hum, wonder if she's related to [a href="http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Alan_Averill"]Alan[/a]. Nah, probably a coincidence, though the resemblance is similar. Hum, wonder why.

She?

Who, Nasrin?

Oh god, not another person who thinks I'm a lady

I don't bother to remember the gender of posters so I saw a picture with a dude and figured the supposed subject of comedy was a dudette. Also, LIES THERE ARE NO GUYS ON THE INTERNET, ONLY WOMEN! DICKS OR GTFO!

That is so insanely backwards I think the entirety of the MMO community just imploded.

Also, relevant:

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't know which one Daystar is.

Are they the dog? Is this a joke based off their avatar?

For months I've been confused about Daystar's identity. I've seen them being referred to male and female and now this?! Is Daystar even in that photo? IS DAYSTAR EVEN ONE PERSON?!


I don't want to know. It's all part of the fun.

Usually I can tell what gender someone is just by smelling them but Daystar's thrown-out socks are baffling.

My world. Is crumbling.

Daystar surrounds us and penetrates us. Darstar binds the galaxy together. - Ben Kenobi the Brovenger