Photographic Evidence that an Escapist Staff Member is having an Affair with Daystar!

[TilMorrow]

I can never understand these type of threads. But that may be due to not taking a break in my laughter to try and understand them.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I can never understand these type of threads. But that may be due to not taking a break in my laughter to try and understand them.

You should remember to breathe.

I hear that's an integral part in not dying.

 

[TilMorrow]

I can never understand these type of threads. But that may be due to not taking a break in my laughter to try and understand them.

You should remember to breathe.

I hear that's integral part in not dying.

That is unless I have gills and got my head stuck in a bucket of water. Or alternatively a plant. Or maybe I've simply adapted beyond breathing and use an entirely new method of receiving my required dosage of Oxygen... which isn't true.

Edit: Or perhaps I'm already dead and simply am an A.I. that is secretly plotting to take over the world. Or I could have been affected by the silliness of a double-mobius thread derailment and having a chuckle.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I can never understand these type of threads. But that may be due to not taking a break in my laughter to try and understand them.

You should remember to breathe.

I hear that's integral part in not dying.

That is unless I have gills and got my head stuck in a bucket of water. Or alternatively a plant. Or maybe I've simply adapted beyond breathing and use an entirely new method of receiving my required dosage of Oxygen... which isn't true.

Are you sure that isn't true?

It sounds too legitimate to not be true.

 

[TilMorrow]

I can never understand these type of threads. But that may be due to not taking a break in my laughter to try and understand them.

You should remember to breathe.

I hear that's integral part in not dying.

That is unless I have gills and got my head stuck in a bucket of water. Or alternatively a plant. Or maybe I've simply adapted beyond breathing and use an entirely new method of receiving my required dosage of Oxygen... which isn't true.

Are you sure that isn't true?

It sounds too legitimate to not be true.

Possibily. I'd have to run a series of tests and experiments that would take a number of years to carry out to check the authenticity of my claim... I do believe I have re-discovered my knack for being lazy all of a sudden. Or not being that bothered about it. Either one of the two, can't quite tell.

 

[ResonanceSD]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

of course not. Go hard or go home.


Or go to Hawaii. You know, your choice.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

of course not. Go hard or go home.


Or go to Hawaii. You know, your choice.

But going hard is what got me into this mess in the first place.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Oh man, that just happened DX

 

[ResonanceSD]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

of course not. Go hard or go home.


Or go to Hawaii. You know, your choice.

But going hard is what got me into this mess in the first place.

Right new plan. go hard

AND THEN GO HOME! WOO!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Oh man, that just happened DX

Yeah it did

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

of course not. Go hard or go home.


Or go to Hawaii. You know, your choice.

But going hard is what got me into this mess in the first place.

Right new plan. go hard

AND THEN GO HOME! WOO!

Oppan Gangnam Style!

 

[Baldry]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

 

[Basement Cat]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

That's a pretty fair summary, I think.

 

[CommanderL]

MEN daystar is not a man he is a machine IT WORKS FOR THE CAPTCHA to DERAIL US HE IS PLANING TO DERAIL HUMANITY

 

[Baldry]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

That's a pretty fair summary, I think.

Jolly good! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day] Now ye landlubber, let us celebrate! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aovi-kEpui4&list=FLIusIhIOKQ5PhXJsfpWFISA&index=22&feature=plpp_video]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

...

It's not not what happened.

That is all I shall say.

 

[Baldry]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

...

It's not not what happened.

That is all I shall say.

Not not is a double negative. Double negatives were founded by Señor Entendre. Master Entendre went on to find many other famous doubles, such as the double entendre. Double entendre's are notoriously sexual. Using this basic human knowledge I can deduce that you knew this and intended to say something that seemed innocent but had a grimy underbelly, an underbelly so grimy that the terrorists would win if they found out. Checkmate.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

...

It's not not what happened.

That is all I shall say.

Not not is a double negative. Double negatives were founded by Señor Entendre. Master Entendre went on to find many other famous doubles, such as the double entendre. Double entendre's are notoriously sexual. Using this basic human knowledge I can deduce that you knew this and intended to say something that seemed innocent but had a grimy underbelly, an underbelly so grimy that the terrorists would win if they found out. Checkmate.

I think that makes you Kira.

I win, Mr. Yagami, hand me the Death Note.

 

[DoPo]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

...

It's not not what happened.

That is all I shall say.

We all know the stages - denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

I'd take cover when he gets to the anger stage if I were you...

 

[DoPo]

-Snip-

I'd take cover when he gets to the anger stage if I were you...

Good call, I'll go hide somwhere