Photographic Evidence that an Escapist Staff Member is having an Affair with Daystar!

[synobal]

I've no idea what's going on in this thread but I dig a chick with blue hair.

 

[DoPo]

I've no idea what's going on in this thread but I dig a chick with blue hair.

That's Nasrin.

 

[Baldry]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

...

It's not not what happened.

That is all I shall say.

Not not is a double negative. Double negatives were founded by Señor Entendre. Master Entendre went on to find many other famous doubles, such as the double entendre. Double entendre's are notoriously sexual. Using this basic human knowledge I can deduce that you knew this and intended to say something that seemed innocent but had a grimy underbelly, an underbelly so grimy that the terrorists would win if they found out. Checkmate.

I think that makes you Kira.

I win, Mr. Yagami, hand me the Death Note.

You missed one very important fact in discovering I'm Kira...The letter A. FOR I AM. AKIRA. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlbxI3eazqk]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

...

It's not not what happened.

That is all I shall say.

Not not is a double negative. Double negatives were founded by Señor Entendre. Master Entendre went on to find many other famous doubles, such as the double entendre. Double entendre's are notoriously sexual. Using this basic human knowledge I can deduce that you knew this and intended to say something that seemed innocent but had a grimy underbelly, an underbelly so grimy that the terrorists would win if they found out. Checkmate.

I think that makes you Kira.

I win, Mr. Yagami, hand me the Death Note.

You missed one very important fact in discovering I'm Kira...The letter A. FOR I AM. AKIRA. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlbxI3eazqk]

What ever could top such a masterfully planned turning point?

 

[Baldry]

-Snip-

I'd take cover when he gets to the anger stage if I were you...

As Master Yoda once said

 

[Baldry]

-Snip-

So many derails. So many victims. So many dead. How can you laugh at their suffering you monster?!

I aim to misbehave

I suspect there are many confused viewers.

*Takes off +5 intelligence glasses* I've been following this topic to the best of my mortal ability and from the facts I have gathered I can safely assume that the escapist expo was in fact a hooker convention where Daystar was one of the main attractions. While there he/she/it attracted the attention of a local pimp, who proceed to lick him up and down and all around for a nominal fee, during which a picture was snapped of the crime in process and many died upon looking at such a filthy act. Please stop me if I'm wrong.

...

It's not not what happened.

That is all I shall say.

Not not is a double negative. Double negatives were founded by Señor Entendre. Master Entendre went on to find many other famous doubles, such as the double entendre. Double entendre's are notoriously sexual. Using this basic human knowledge I can deduce that you knew this and intended to say something that seemed innocent but had a grimy underbelly, an underbelly so grimy that the terrorists would win if they found out. Checkmate.

I think that makes you Kira.

I win, Mr. Yagami, hand me the Death Note.

You missed one very important fact in discovering I'm Kira...The letter A. FOR I AM. AKIRA. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlbxI3eazqk]

What ever could top such a masterfully planned turning point?

Maybe something memeerric? [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zhewzxQq1qiyk11o1_400.png]

 

[Fappy]

I've no idea what's going on in this thread but I dig a chick with blue hair.

That's Nasrin.

Thankfully saying her name doesn't do anything bad.

If you say his name on the other hand...

[sub][sub]I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with "Boss"[/sub][/sub]

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

Okay okay, Let me get this right daystar.
All someone has to do is give you a large undisclosed amount of cash and you will allow them to have their way with you like in the above picture?
I never figured you for that kind set up, but now that I think about it makes sense all that flaunting yourself in the forums suddenly makes perfect sense.
Im going to write a number on a piece of paper, I think you will find it most agreeable.

Not so fast.

You have to bring something to the table other than vast amounts of cash.

I will give you $5 and the BIGGEST hug you've ever seen.

 

[DoPo]

I've no idea what's going on in this thread but I dig a chick with blue hair.

That's Nasrin.

Thankfully saying her name doesn't do anything bad.

If you say his name on the other hand...

[sub][sub]I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with "Boss"[/sub][/sub]

What "boss", I'm sure you mean Zee-

Woah! That was close. I don't want him taking notice of me.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Okay okay, Let me get this right daystar.
All someone has to do is give you a large undisclosed amount of cash and you will allow them to have their way with you like in the above picture?
I never figured you for that kind set up, but now that I think about it makes sense all that flaunting yourself in the forums suddenly makes perfect sense.
Im going to write a number on a piece of paper, I think you will find it most agreeable.

Not so fast.

You have to bring something to the table other than vast amounts of cash.

I will give you $5 and the BIGGEST hug you've ever seen.

I dunno man.

Many have approached me claiming they have the 'biggest X I've ever seen'.

 

[Fappy]

I've no idea what's going on in this thread but I dig a chick with blue hair.

That's Nasrin.

Thankfully saying her name doesn't do anything bad.

If you say his name on the other hand...

[sub][sub]I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with "Boss"[/sub][/sub]

What "boss", I'm sure you mean Zee-

Woah! That was close. I don't want him taking notice of me.

The one of which I speak is far more dangerous and not currently banished from this realm ._.

 

[cahtush]

It has been 113 posts since the expedition started.
Now im the only one left.
The derails are becomming more frequent.
It used to just once in a while, but now it happens every post.
The madness. I can feel it.
I can hear the voices!The terrible voices of a wolf and a cat!
If this doesnt end soon then Jim help us all.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

I will give you $5 and the BIGGEST hug you've ever seen.

I dunno man.

Many have approached me claiming they have the 'biggest X I've ever seen'.

I'll throw in a lollipop, in a flavor of your choosing.

 

[DoPo]

I've no idea what's going on in this thread but I dig a chick with blue hair.

That's Nasrin.

Thankfully saying her name doesn't do anything bad.

If you say his name on the other hand...

[sub][sub]I'll give you a hint: his name rhymes with "Boss"[/sub][/sub]

What "boss", I'm sure you mean Zee-

Woah! That was close. I don't want him taking notice of me.

The one of which I speak is far more dangerous and not currently banished from this realm ._.

Yes, I know who you're speaking about it's...wait... why is Justin Bieber here? OH GODS JUSTING BIEBER IS HERE! HE JUST CAME THROUGH THE COMPUTER! HELP ME-E-E-E-E...

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

/Salute

Dopo was a good man and lived a good life.

He leaves behind two young boys and wif---

BUWAHAHAHAAHA!

I'm sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. Everyone knows Dopo is hopeless in that department.

[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I will give you $5 and the BIGGEST hug you've ever seen.

I dunno man.

Many have approached me claiming they have the 'biggest X I've ever seen'.

I'll throw in a lollipop, in a flavor of your choosing.

Kill them all Th37thTrump3t

Kill them all.

 

[DoPo]

-Snip-

/Salute

Dopo was a good man and lived a good life.

He leaves behind two young boys and wif---

BUWAHAHAHAAHA!

I'm sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. Everyone knows Dopo is hopeless in that department.

[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg]

Hey! Back off, buddy. At least I don't have anybody to weigh me down.

Deal with it.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

I will give you $5 and the BIGGEST hug you've ever seen.

I dunno man.

Many have approached me claiming they have the 'biggest X I've ever seen'.

I'll throw in a lollipop, in a flavor of your choosing.

Kill them all Th37thTrump3t

Kill them all.

All of the lollipops?

...

[sub]But, but they are so pure and innocent...[/sub]

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

/Salute

Dopo was a good man and lived a good life.

He leaves behind two young boys and wif---

BUWAHAHAHAAHA!

I'm sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. Everyone knows Dopo is hopeless in that department.

[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg]

Hey! Back off, buddy. At least I don't have anybody to weigh me down.

Deal with it.

Two memes in one.

My mind has been blown.

...

My defenses have been temporarily weakened. Good thing you never invoked the power of Kr---

OH SHIT! That was close...

I couldn't fend off Beiber in my current condition.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I will give you $5 and the BIGGEST hug you've ever seen.

I dunno man.

Many have approached me claiming they have the 'biggest X I've ever seen'.

I'll throw in a lollipop, in a flavor of your choosing.

Kill them all Th37thTrump3t

Kill them all.

All of the lollipops?

...

[sub]But, but they are so pure and innocent...[/sub]

[sub]They know too much.[/sub]

It has been 113 posts since the expedition started.
Now im the only one left.
The derails are becomming more frequent.
It used to just once in a while, but now it happens every post.
The madness. I can feel it.
I can hear the voices!The terrible voices of a wolf and a cat!
If this doesnt end soon then Jim help us all.

The voices are good.

Listen to the voices.