Phrases you'll pass on

[Rhayn]

"Back in my day, we only ever had flat-screen TV's, none of this hologram rubbish of today. Life was simpler back then."

Pretty much this, only more nostalgia.

 

[molester jester]

"outside im not going outside its cold and wet and there are bears outside why would i want to face that"

 

[D.C.]

"All your base are belong to us"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Completly true and i love alcohol the more for it.

Oh and a local one "Squat Bross"

 

[Lusty]

If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

"Oh... BALLS!" - Expletive, I'd rather hear the next generation use that than the thousands of different ways you can add 'fuck' to a word.

"Remember, bandages heal everything."

If you want serious sauce then...

"Experience is learning from your mistakes, have a go, if you can't, then well, obviously skydiving wasn't for you."

I was so close to serious, so close.

"Don't be a label, be a person."

 

[Internet Kraken]

"The cake is a lie"

Because that's what we need. A bunch of little kid running around shouting "the cake is a lie!" when they don't even know what it's from or why it's funny.

 

[Jedoro]

"If at first you don't succeed, you fail."

"Pills here!"

 

[KaiRai]

"Screw off" I use it so much without actually realising nobody else says it. Just a note, I've been saying it years before Brian used it in that ep of Family Guy.

A few others are "Good times", "Invalid" and "Demoned"

EDIT: "If at first you don't succeed, try something else"

 

[FolkLikePanda]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding"... Thank You 'Yahtzee'.

 

[Vrex360]

"Aliens rule... humans suck."

"What would you have your Arbiter do?"

 

[Lexodus]

"If at first you don't succeed, give up and go to the pub"
"You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly"
"I'm big enough and ugly enough to make my own decisions"

More seriously though:

"You regret what you don't do, more than what you do do."

Heh. You said 'do do'.

On topic:
"Success comes in cans, not can'ts".

"Welcome to hell; here's your accordion."

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow."

 

[Spacewolf]

hope is the first step on the road to disapointment

 

[vonne]

when someone asks me for directions, or how far something is, i tend to answer

"it's only a hop, a skip, and a tuck roll away"

also, when people complain i tell them.

"no matter how bad your life is, at least you are not on COPS"

 

[Sigel]

The road to hell is paved in "good" intentions.
Schmeh
Not all who wander are lost.

 

[salbarragan]

My favorite toast, "May you have an hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead!"

 

[Garzo]

Last night I was at a gig and in a drunken and befuddled state at the end of the night I quite innocently blurted out the delightfully granny-ish curse of, 'I swear to goodness!'

It was the first time those words have ever passed my lips in that order in my entire life and everyone within earshot proceeded to call me Dorris and take the piss out of me for it. Proof if proof be needed that I am in fact a 90-year-old in a 26-year-olds body.

 

[DrDeath3191]

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!" Yup, my kids are gonna be as cool as I am.

 

[smokeybearsb]

"Hard-gay, hoooooooooo!!!"
and "The price is wrong, *****!"

 

[esperandote]

always do your best

 

[TheDrHuw]

ALEC BOOM!