Phrases you'll pass on

[Biosophilogical]

"When life gives you lemons, make lemon pudding." (My God I love lemon pudding)

"Fuuuuu...aarr out!!!" (I try not to swear excessively)

 

[Motti]

Spoiler: spoiler'd for the swearing

well fuck me sideways!
aww, de widdle baby don't wanna cwimb de widdle fucking hill
bull fucking shit

And I just realised that you could string those together to make a fairly coherent sentence.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Probably most of Duke Nukem's phrases as well as fire bad, tree pretty.

 

[MasterSqueak]

One word.

Chupathingy.

 

[Insanum]

If at first you don't succeed, Destroy any evidence you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, DEFINATELY dont take up skydiving.

You only need a parachute if you intend to sky dive again.

Its not the fall that kills you, Just the sudden stop.

Never iron a bomb (funniest. Keyring. Ever.)

A positive attitude may not make you feel any better, But it will annoy people enough to make it worth the effort.

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

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Thats all for now...

 

[jrhop364]

Sadfaic.
WHO'S HOUSE!?! RUNS HOUSE!
I don't know guys.

 

[Gadzooks]

"Well that was unexpected."
"Dont make me laff." said in Dylan Morans voice.

 

[RobCoxxy]

"Head & Shoulders smells better than it tastes"

 

[ace_of_something]

I'm noticing a lot of quotes from the Simpsons. Excellent.

I do often say "oh, this is going to be a shame" before something catostrophic happens. My oldest nieces and nephews have picked up on that.

I dunno maybe to a future son ?Chicks dig scars?

 

[ace_of_something]

"Pics or it didn't happen" is very sage advice to give to younglings I think.

 

[XJ-0461]

"I think that warrents a "fuck you"."

I'll probably use this a lot if I have kids: "Don't tell your Mother I was such an idiot."

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

I've made categories for mine
Video Game quotes that are both obscure but have some truth;
Never give up, trust your instincts
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Random;
Do a barrel roll!
MEDIC!!!
BONK!
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Annoying laugh from a Japan only rpg >.>
Newehehehehehehehehe! (Fassad's Laugh)
Newehehehehehehehehe! That's one Newe and eight He's (Fassad's translator)

 

[Malkavian]

Why do we need to teach them videogame quotes without any meaning?
Specificly ones about Barrel rolls and non-existant cake?

If anything, I will teach my children saying(and the doing) "Suit up!"
At least they can use that for something^^

 

[ddon]

blood is importent no matter how much you hate seeing it.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

On a serious note, "Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you."

 

[supersplash]

beer after wine, you're fine
wine after beer, oh dear!

 

[RavingPenguin]

"Wether you think you can or cant, you're right."
I will also impose strict proper english in my home, none of that text speak crap.

 

[Darth Pope]

When I was a young man you played video games with analogue sticks and buttons. None of this motion hand waving bull crap.