Pick-Up lines!!!

[SeventySeven]

"What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?"

Haha, genious.

Anyway a list of ones I have used on guys (as a joke) or heard of:
Did you just pass wind because you are blowing me away (got that of the Disney channel -_-)
Are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world.
You, me, dinner tonight

 

[Swaki]

i usually just try to start a normal conversation, also i have never heard of anyone scoring whit a pick up line.

but just to be part of this, "ever been whit a black dude"

also

This:

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1758/

I love these guys.

everyone whit a soul love those guys.

 

[zen5887]

Hey, nice shoes! Lets have sex =D

Thank you PurpleRain!

 

[Some_Jackass]

"Hey baby, I DONT have STDs."

 

[Scrythe]

Hey baby, do you know how to use the search bar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/global/search/?q=pick+up+lines&cx=005672590579257297818%3Amkmrjhvsnwa&cof=FORID%3A9&ie=UTF-8#1314]?

 

[Julianking93]

Excuse me, mam, but my dick just died. Would you mind if I bury it in your ass?


Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?


Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?


That's all I got.

 

[Nicky 3 Beaves]

"Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

"Hey sexy I want you to have my kids, in fact you can have them right now they're in the car outside."

Only two I got that haven't been used already.

 

[Macgyvercas]

"Life is short, you're hot - Coffee?"

I'm not sure if that will work...

I think you stole that from "Doctor Who"

My personal favorite is "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

 

[zen5887]

"Life is short, you're hot - Coffee?"

I'm not sure if that will work...

I think you stole that from "Doctor Who"

My personal favorite is "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

Nahh.. I stole it from a mate, who apparently stole it from Doctor Who haha..

 

[riskroWe]

'I'm on a scavenger hunt and I need to find a used condom by noon tomorrow.'

'Did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?'

'Can you help me? I'm trying to think of a good pickup line.'

'You gave me wood. Would you like it back?' *brandishing a piece of wood is optional*

EDIT: 'Excuse me, young lady. Could I ask you, were we tortured and then burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives in the early 12th century?'

EDIT2: "You know what I've never been able to figure out?" "What?" "Your phone number."

 

[Tyr-Elhaz]

Will have sex for soup
and my personal fav
-drink this till Im cute
--unfortunately it was followed by, then Im gonna need another one

 

[Ochidi]

Do you like Pokemon, 'cause I'd like to Peek-at-chyoo!

 

[Joshy8632]

Run in yelling SOMEONE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY PENIS I NEED A PLACE TO KEEP IT SAFE AND HIDDEN!

PREFERABLY WARM AND WELCOMING!

*point at a hot woman*

You man you look trustworthy care to help?

 

[King O' Da Bees]

Probably the funniest one I've heard someone come up with: "GET NAKED!"

 

[Straitjacketeering]

"I lost a contact on my bed can you help me find it?"

"We've been together for years you dont have con..."

"JUST GET ON THE BED!"

Only one I used.

Or say in a deep voice,"SHOWUS YOUR TIIITS."

 

[12345cyclone]

Run in yelling SOMEONE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY PENIS I NEED A PLACE TO KEEP IT SAFE AND HIDDEN!

PREFERABLY WARM AND WELCOMING!

*point at a hot woman*

You man you look trustworthy care to help?

HAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh out loud. That's good. Very good.

Okay, remembered a couple more:

1. Hey baby, did you push my power button 'cause your turning me on?

2. Hey baby, are you Egyptian 'cause you just erected my Obilesk?

3. Hey baby, are you sexy or am I just really horny?

4. You know, having sex burns fat, not that you need to.

5. I have this rash on my dick and my arms hurt, can you rub the lotion in for me?

And if you're a woman:

Is that a stack of pennies in your pockets or do you just want to come home with me?

Will post if I remember more.