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SuperSuperSuperGuy

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Everything flash freezes, them immediately starts burning. I dunno.

Maybe space aliens who kidnap 90% of the organisms on earth. They proceed to perform rigorous tests on us, then dump us into illegal animal fighting rings. The remaining 10% get swallowed up by the sun.

Ooh! Ooh! Maybe we all die out because we just stop reproducing due to great strides in technology, allowing every single human on earth to have their dream spouse as a robot or hologram!

Also: Cheeseburger Apocalypse!
 

Not-here-anymore

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Hmm... The kind I survive would be good.

Let's go old school on this, and suggest Ragnarok, the last war where many gods and men shall die.

Alternatively, cats finally commence their plan to overthrow the human race, and it turns out that they can in fact speak English whilst they're at it. It's just that they speak a specialised dialect known as 'L33tspeak'.
Sure, we'd all be screwed, but it would be adorable!
 

ryai458

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This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80 I would click my heels goose step and hurry up and finish learning german, I'm 6'l white and blonde, I think I would do just fine.
 

monkey_man

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either the Left4dead scenario, or the Prototype.
and maybe Fallout3, but most of the guys in fallout are dicks
and does resident Evil4 count as a doom scenario?
 

Fetzenfisch

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The most plausible theory i heard yet, is ravens evolving opposable thumbs and becoming the worlds masterrace, killung us all to feast on our eyeballs.
 

The Funslinger

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As many people said, Zombie apocalypse, but for logical reasons: I live in the North Yorkshire countryside in England. Population isn't too dense, and there are a lot of shotguns.

Failing that, the biblical apocalypse, but only if it happens how it happened in supernatural (I'm an atheist, but that was badass.)

Edit: actually, Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy style. The earth gets demolished by an alien race to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
 

Communist partisan

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BonsaiK said:
I'd pick anything but zombies. Zombies are so overdone, I'd die of boredom before they broke through the wooden planks on my windows...

Actually, Nazi resurrection would be okay... I'm part-German and I look pretty Germanic (despite also being Asian) so I'd probably be pretty safe. I'd have to shelter a lot of friends under my floorboards though.
Yeah, the zombies are really getting boring now after.... a few years.

Nazi Resurrection? No thx, I would yust end up in a consentration camp... as my family did.


But I would go whith fallout style beacose IRL it don't exist a big chanse for mutations to do any real effects and everything mutated by radioactive stuff dies directly or.... very quicky
 

Knusper

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Cthulu comes up from the deep and enslaves us all! Now that's epic!

Oh, wait... ninja'd, damn. Well, I'm all out of ideas...
 

MassiveGeek

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I'm sticking with what Philip DeFranco said.

The vampire robot nazi's who are also zombies AND Chuck Norris will take over the Earth.
The only way to beat the vampire robot nazi's who are also zombies and Chuck Norris is if we get flying raptor Jesus on our side.

:D
 

CrustyOatmeal

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i would pick zombies but i would want them only able to stagger because if zombies could run that would suck and im sure i wouldnt last long
 

wulfy42

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Cheerleader apocalypse of course.


All the cheerleaders in the world suddenly go crazy and start killing anyone they see until nobody but cheerleaders are left. I'd like to be the Omega man in that scenerio please (woot found the cure!!)






It was more cowbell of course.