Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!
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How about the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away. with mind bullets?
That one's already taken? Dam..I guess I'll have to go with the ability to turn teapots into chocolate, that power is about as useless as..well..a chocolate teapot with the added bonous of being able to make sweet delicious goodnes as long as I can shell out for a new teapot.
That one's already taken? Dam..I guess I'll have to go with the ability to turn teapots into chocolate, that power is about as useless as..well..a chocolate teapot with the added bonous of being able to make sweet delicious goodnes as long as I can shell out for a new teapot.
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OT: Be able to give life to the models I make out of clay. Unless I can break into a plasticine factory, I'll be limited to making Pikmin-sized creatures to help me around the house.
Dishonored just showed me how broken "Blink" is,so it would be too damn awesome for the real world.Imagine blinking on top of a bus instead of paying for the ticket 
Another power would be cloning myslef and when my clone merges back I gain its memories knowledge and all that good stuff,imagine what could you do with two of you.Also warping time would be nice,but stopping it would be overkill for physics...
Another power would be cloning myslef and when my clone merges back I gain its memories knowledge and all that good stuff,imagine what could you do with two of you.Also warping time would be nice,but stopping it would be overkill for physics...
Well I always wanted have the ability to see where the lost item I'm looking for is exactly located, kind of like temporary switching my sight for the lost item point of view. Granted to make this more useless, it has to be items that I know not like let say where El Dorado is located.
The ability to change any computer program or game into anything I chose instantly. I could make awesome mods without needing to code or anything!
My useless super power would be the ability to talk to and command squirrels. I mean, what good would that do? (wink wink nudge nudge)
But realistically, I'd probably choose one of the following: Immunity to aging, I wouldn't grow old, but I'd still be vulnerable to pretty much anything an average 20-something is vulnerable too, so apart from being that guy who hasn't really aged and who has a lot of stories, should a super-villian show up my best strategy would be to run as fast as I could to a volcano proof bunker... in mars... hidden under a blanket of some sort.
Either that, or I would choose the ability to read peoples minds, but to only be able to do so when that person is thinking about me. Yeah, I guess it would be kinda useful if somebody was planning on hurting me, but for most practical purposes it would only really help me figure out what people actually think of my new jacket.
But realistically, I'd probably choose one of the following: Immunity to aging, I wouldn't grow old, but I'd still be vulnerable to pretty much anything an average 20-something is vulnerable too, so apart from being that guy who hasn't really aged and who has a lot of stories, should a super-villian show up my best strategy would be to run as fast as I could to a volcano proof bunker... in mars... hidden under a blanket of some sort.
Either that, or I would choose the ability to read peoples minds, but to only be able to do so when that person is thinking about me. Yeah, I guess it would be kinda useful if somebody was planning on hurting me, but for most practical purposes it would only really help me figure out what people actually think of my new jacket.
The ability to conjure warm, soft flames on any part of my body. Not hot enough to burn anyone,paper or clothing, and is only a few centimeters high. Would provide light whenever I wanted, and I could keep myself warm . Also, running it across my hands over and over again would be fun.
. Also, running it across my hands over and over again would be fun.
you know... most of these superpowers aren't worthless at all. reading minds? turning water into alcohol? you'd be a billionaire before the month was out! my superpower? the ability to clean my house (just mine) without getting out of my chair.
The ability to not get tired and not have to sleep.
It'd be horrible at first, thanks to the long days, but think of the stuff you can get done with an extra seven hours a day. Plus, I could get rid of all that room in my house for beds and replace it with something better.
It'd be horrible at first, thanks to the long days, but think of the stuff you can get done with an extra seven hours a day. Plus, I could get rid of all that room in my house for beds and replace it with something better.
I have a couple, but I think the most fun would be the ability to turn ramen into pho and vice versa. Think of all the possibilities...
If I could actually have one, the most useful would probably be something along the lines of the Icarus Landing System, i.e. can jump from any height without being injured, but it's really loud, annoying, and relatively slow. It would be useless in fighting crime, but it would be soo nice.
If I could actually have one, the most useful would probably be something along the lines of the Icarus Landing System, i.e. can jump from any height without being injured, but it's really loud, annoying, and relatively slow. It would be useless in fighting crime, but it would be soo nice.
