Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[Rangerboy87]

Real X-Ray Vision...i.e. you can only see people's skeletons when you activate it.

Great if you're a doctor trying to diagnosis injuries, but that's about it.

 

[exessmirror]

the ability to see 1 hour in the futer, but you cant change it, what i see will happen. also it happens at random

 

[saints1544]

The ability to squirt soft serve ice cream out of my pinky fingers.

Chocolate on one side, vanilla on the other. Or the COMBO BREAKER of swirl when both hands are combined!

 

[The Funslinger]

The ability to selectively wipe my own mind.

I could reread or rewatch anything and experience the same initial enjoyment.

Firefly...

 

[lokicdn]

The ability to make peoples various body parts talk.

 

[Nubrain]

I already have a totally worthless super power according to my friends. My evil powers that are not evil as one friend calls them lets me influence randomly generated events in video games. Trying to find a super rare pokemon, loot drop or do something else that's based of a RNG? I can't make it happen but I can make it more likely to happen for some reason. Something you might have been trying for hours or days with no luck when I come into the picture suddenly it will usually happen with in the next 5 tries. These powers tend to work better for someone else than for me and they have no influence on any gambling that can lead to real world money though they work all the time with in game gambling.

all and all I'd probably trade it for the previously mentioned ability to clean my house without having to move thing or even the ability to keep it clean with no effort even if i had to do all the work up front to get it clean.

 

[Henkie36]

Making sandwiches with my mind sounds pretty handy. Basically like Mathilda but then only for sandwiches. It would save me every day like 5 minutes, which means that I could sleep 5 minutes more.

 

[Pandabearparade]

The ability to turn cardboard into donuts.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

The ability to make alcohol out of water.

Humans are 70% water. <_< You could kill people with that power.

For me, I want the power to remember everthing, perfectly. Everything I see, and hear anyway.
>_> I don't think it would be so fun to remember everthing you feel, smell, and taste.

Captcha: xylopone

If I had that power, I would never misspell this word, or any word ever again. Also, I could use the most complex passwords ever without ever having to write them down.

 

[Redingold]

Ooh, the ability to magically repair low-level wear and tear on objects, like rips in clothing or scratches on CDs. I wouldn't be fighting crime with it, so I think it counts under the OP's rules, but it would be quite useful.

the ability to make alcohol out of water

 

[___________________]

The ability to read my own mind.

 

[squidface]

To erase any knowledge of "arrow to the knee" references and jokes.

But that meme is practically dead now! Erasing it from people's memories means it could start all over again!

Meant to add including the inception of the thing in the game itself.

 

[BlackStar42]

To be able to snap my fingers and have the music I'm thinking of (along with lighting to match) play at the volume I intend it to be. The amount of times I've been at parties or out drinking/at a pub and hated the music being played is countless.

And a mandatory downside (If any) would be that I would have had to have heard the song in it's entirety first.

I'm so stealing this idea. Every time someone manages to drag me to a party it's always, ALWAYS crappy dubstep being played (no offence if you like it, but I'm a metalhead, so...yeah.)

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

ability to turn into a flying baby

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Ooh, the ability to magically repair low-level wear and tear on objects, like rips in clothing or scratches on CDs. I wouldn't be fighting crime with it, so I think it counts under the OP's rules, but it would be quite useful.

This is about as worthless as gold

EDIT:
sarcasm if you couldn't tell

 

[Something Amyss]

Minor telekinesis. Like, not throwing boulders or anything. Maybe flick peanuts at them, or even a basketball in a pinch.

Or pyrokinesis, but of a similarly limited level. Like, I could light candles and stuff. Worst I could do is make someone smoke themselves to death.

 

[Schadrach]

I'll go with my *actual* superpower -- the ability to fall off of paperwork. The downside is that it's uncontrolled...

 

[MopBox]

Kick people really hard!

 

[Ready2Go]

If your looking for something, the ability to know exactly where it is and in what condistion its in.