Pies!

[Shoggoth2588]

The best I can hope for here in the US would be a chicken pot-pie and most of those taste like ass. Listen OP...it was the sausage rolls that did it for me so...can I stay with you for a month or two? Just long enough to apply for citizenship? Please? The only pie I'll miss would be pumpkin and honestly, I'll have forgotten about that by my first pasty. I don't care that the US is turning into a military state: we've always been one devoid of Branston Pickle and, decent pies.

This image alone inspired more love in my soul than my last two relationships.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Spoiler: No, no, no. You forgot the best pie of all.

Pinkie Pie.

In all seriousness, I've always been a fan of pie, even with my horrible case of being American. Apparently I should take a trip over to Britain and get myself schooled on what a real pie is. I think I'll do that. I've always been envious of you British folk and your accents.

Oh, hell no, there will be no ponies in one of my threads.

I'm visually mincing her up and sticking her in a pie.

I'm not a fan of horse meat, but fuck it, gravy fixes everything.

Dare to even think that a second time and you'll think the Blitz was a walk in the park after Sunday church.

Shepherds Pie is the best. I made a dish of it the other day, Sooooooo good. I have to mix my peas in. I'd cook with them in the pie but only my dad likes them, the others like corn. So we just do plain and do the veggies separate.

What ever happened to love and tolerance?

Or does that dogma only hold water when it's convenient?

Pony pies for everyone!

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

Is this thread seriously attempting to assert that British food isn't shit? Because that's a big call to make.

In any case, I think you can put down us Australians as big proponents of the pie as well. We got that from you guys.

As did the other type of UK rejects (I jest, I jest!!). But they won't admit it. And they bastardised the honour of the humble English pie by only ever making sweet versions.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Is this thread seriously attempting to assert that British food isn't shit? Because that's a big call to make.

In any case, I think you can put down us Australians as big proponents of the pie as well. We got that from you guys.

As did the other type of UK rejects (I jest, I jest!!). But they won't admit it. And they bastardised the honour of the humble English pie by only ever making sweet versions.

It's okay. They're still young.

They'll learn the error of their ways, else we beat it out of them.

 

[ipop@you]

Ahh pies. Bringing back fond memories of camping trips that must always be ended with pie and chips in a pub, cold winter days in the snow with a nice steak and ale and the wonderful parties with platters weighted to snapping with delicious bits of porky goodness. There is but one important rule that one must always obey in regards to pies, you must have Brown Sauce, anything else would be blasphemy. Also I am very pleased you decided to include the wonders of sausage rolls and pasties into the great pie family as I know many people who think they should be excluded.

In other news: I have been waiting for one of these for a while now, excellent choice Daystar.

 

[Bvenged]

Pork Pies are DISGUSTING - but aside from that...

Meat Pies - They Goooood. They soooo Gooood.

Dude - your British Foods' threads are brilliant. The next one better be on Pub Grub.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Ahh pies. Bringing back fond memories of camping trips that must always be ended with pie and chips in a pub, cold winter days in the snow with a nice steak and ale and the wonderful parties with platters weighted to snapping with delicious bits of porky goodness. There is but one important rule that one must always obey in regards to pies, you must have Brown Sauce, anything else would be blasphemy. Also I am very pleased you decided to include the wonders of sausage rolls and pasties into the great pie family as I know many people who think they should be excluded.

In other news: I have been waiting for one of these for a while now, excellent choice Daystar.

If it's pastry wrapped meat, I consider it a type of pie.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Spoiler: No, no, no. You forgot the best pie of all.

Pinkie Pie.

In all seriousness, I've always been a fan of pie, even with my horrible case of being American. Apparently I should take a trip over to Britain and get myself schooled on what a real pie is. I think I'll do that. I've always been envious of you British folk and your accents.

Oh, hell no, there will be no ponies in one of my threads.

I'm visually mincing her up and sticking her in a pie.

I'm not a fan of horse meat, but fuck it, gravy fixes everything.

Dare to even think that a second time and you'll think the Blitz was a walk in the park after Sunday church.

Shepherds Pie is the best. I made a dish of it the other day, Sooooooo good. I have to mix my peas in. I'd cook with them in the pie but only my dad likes them, the others like corn. So we just do plain and do the veggies separate.

What ever happened to love and tolerance?

Or does that dogma only hold water when it's convenient?

Pony pies for everyone!

Not for people who cut up ponies and put them in Pies. Would you love and tolerate someone who cuts your best friend up and served them to ya. Interestingly enough Pinkie Pie cuts up ponies and bakes them into cupcakes, in a fanfic. So please don't be like Cupcakes, it's very grimdark.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Spoiler: No, no, no. You forgot the best pie of all.

Pinkie Pie.

In all seriousness, I've always been a fan of pie, even with my horrible case of being American. Apparently I should take a trip over to Britain and get myself schooled on what a real pie is. I think I'll do that. I've always been envious of you British folk and your accents.

Oh, hell no, there will be no ponies in one of my threads.

I'm visually mincing her up and sticking her in a pie.

I'm not a fan of horse meat, but fuck it, gravy fixes everything.

Dare to even think that a second time and you'll think the Blitz was a walk in the park after Sunday church.

Shepherds Pie is the best. I made a dish of it the other day, Sooooooo good. I have to mix my peas in. I'd cook with them in the pie but only my dad likes them, the others like corn. So we just do plain and do the veggies separate.

What ever happened to love and tolerance?

Or does that dogma only hold water when it's convenient?

Pony pies for everyone!

Not for people who cut up ponies and put them in Pies. Would you love and tolerate someone who cuts your best friend up and served them to ya. Interestingly enough Pinkie Pie cuts up ponies and bakes them into cupcakes, in a fanfic. So please don't be like Cupcakes, it's very grimdark.

If you knew my friends, you'd know that they would probably be more useful if turned into pies

 

[ShindoL Shill]

darn you and your delicious delicious threads!
now i want a sausage roll, some tea and a rich tea biscuit...

If it's pastry wrapped meat, I consider it a type of pie.

so if i got naked and wrapped myself in pastry, i would be a pie?

 

[srm79]

My mother does make a rather good moose-pie. That's the only kind of pie I really eat though.

Oh, and that Scotch pie looks rather lewd.

It needs the hole, lest the eater be burned to death in an explosion of gravy and meat goodness.

If it has gravy in it, then it's not a Scotch Pie. A Scotch Pie is made from minced mutton, and shouldn't have much in the way of gravy. What it should have, if hot, is a reservoir of grease between the meat and the pastry. Don't confuse Scotch Pies with pies made from other types of filling cunningly disguised in the traditional Scotch Pie case. The hole is there to stop the hot grease exploding out, although in practice you almost always end up with hot grease running down your fingers and chin anyway.

 

[Saladfork]

As a Canadian, I scoff at your insinuation that it is at all possible to be too cold to eat a pie.

/Exits igloo to ride moose to the nearest Poutine vendor

 

[Daystar Clarion]

darn you and your delicious delicious threads!
now i want a sausage roll, some tea and a rich tea biscuit...

If it's pastry wrapped meat, I consider it a type of pie.

so if i got naked and wrapped myself in pastry, i would be a pie?

If I cooked you too, yeah.

...

I didn't say you'd be a good pie.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

My mother does make a rather good moose-pie. That's the only kind of pie I really eat though.

Oh, and that Scotch pie looks rather lewd.

It needs the hole, lest the eater be burned to death in an explosion of gravy and meat goodness.

If it has gravy in it, then it's not a Scotch Pie. A Scotch Pie is made from minced mutton, and shouldn't have much in the way of gravy. What it should have, if hot, is a reservoir of grease between the meat and the pastry. Don't confuse Scotch Pies with pies made from other types of filling cunningly disguised in the traditional Scotch Pie case. The hole is there to stop the hot grease exploding out, although in practice you almost always end up with hot grease running down your fingers and chin anyway.

Grease burns, gravy burns, they're all the same.

We must suffer for our art.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

darn you and your delicious delicious threads!
now i want a sausage roll, some tea and a rich tea biscuit...

If it's pastry wrapped meat, I consider it a type of pie.

so if i got naked and wrapped myself in pastry, i would be a pie?

If I cooked you too, yeah.

...

I didn't say you'd be a good pie.

but i don' wanna be a piiiiie! i jus' *sniffle* jus' wanna use pastry as a blanket!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

darn you and your delicious delicious threads!
now i want a sausage roll, some tea and a rich tea biscuit...

If it's pastry wrapped meat, I consider it a type of pie.

so if i got naked and wrapped myself in pastry, i would be a pie?

If I cooked you too, yeah.

...

I didn't say you'd be a good pie.

but i don' wanna be a piiiiie! i jus' *sniffle* jus' wanna use pastry as a blanket!

Go right ahead, just don't be surprised if you wake up in someone's belly.

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

As an American I can say I despise the Hot Dog but....Hamburgers. Oh good lord the Hamburger. *drool* That said. I'm intrigued by these pies of yours. I should find a way to try one.

 

[James Crook]

I giggled throughout my reading of your post.
You funny funny guy...
I prefer Cornish pie

 

[Sonicron]

My favourite pie is-- oh wait, I've never had pie. My country doesn't know pie.

The only pie I know is Pie Magazine, where my game reviews are published. *coughshamelessplugcough*

-EDIT-
For the record, when I hear 'pie' I think of something delicious filled with fruit, not meat.

 

[Philol]

I could murder some Shepard's pie right now... anyway the weirdest pie I've ever heard of is chocolate pie, I didn't actually believe it existed until a mate started going on about it, doesn't sound or look particularly appetising.