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Zombus

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MorsePacific said:
I've never actually found any video game character even remotely attractive. Lumps of data don't turn me on. Does that make me weird?
Most definitely, good sir. But it does take different strokes...

Aside; Tannis from Borderlands is cute in a neurotic way.
 

Ryuk2

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Well there are some characters that look good. But liking characters because of the way they look? Ohhh kay. Mona Sax from Max Payne 2 looks good.
You can't have a stiffy at a character. You might say, 'Oh, this character is good looking for a game character.' and that's about it...if your not Japanese and you don't own 100 rape games.
 

Kimarous

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Talim (circa Soul Calibur 2)

Yeah, she's only fifteen, BUT...

1) I was the right age at the time (14-15 myself)
2) At that time in history, she would have been legal
 

Pegghead

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I hate to go with the group here, especially on such a subject. But I did find Alyx from half life 2 pretty damn hot the first time I saw her.
 

zombiejoe

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Earthmonger said:
Eh?? You're sure? Could've sworn she was a woman.
no, no, it was a dude. This must be like finding out your entire life is a lie.
so sad. ;(
 

madcap2112

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Pretty much any of the girls from Dead or Alive, but that was back when I was but a budding teenager. Doesn't have quite the same effect now.
 

zombiejoe

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Pegghead said:
I hate to go with the group here, especially on such a subject. But I did find Alyx from half life 2 pretty damn hot the first time I saw her.
Oh, you like the budunca dunc, the wam wammers, the bing bongs, the bow chika wa wa? lol. But yea, Alyx was pretty cute.
 

zombiejoe

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SonicKoala said:
Eva from Metal Gear Solid 3 - she's truly worthy of a "DAMN!" reaction
She deserves a fine slap on the cheeks, you ready? Here we go. *Slap*
later: OMG SHE WENT WHICH STYLE ON ME!
 

Earthmonger

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Humm. Long hair, tight ass, attitude, small hands... that's a woman. If it were a man, they should've chopped that shit low and put a beard on her.
 

dududf

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Yeah I'd tap that.

What can I say, she can contort herself into a ball and as such must **** like a tiger. Rawr.
 

zombiejoe

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Earthmonger said:
Humm. Long hair, tight ass, attitude, small hands... that's a woman. If it were a man, they should've chopped that shit low and put a beard on her.
If you think that is a shocker, did you know freeza from DBZ was a dude? I was like OMG WTF JTC.

Note: JTC: just to crazy
:)
 

zombiejoe

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dududf said:


Yeah I'd tap that.

What can I say, she can contort herself into a ball and as such must **** like a tiger. Rawr.
Wait, I need to think of a funny sexual joke.
Um, um...
I GOT IT
no wait a sec...I GOT IT!
She looks like a women who takes charge
Samus: coming to bed honny?
Guy:Give me a minute, need to rest.
Samus:Charges laser
Guy: Ok, ok, please. It's like being in bed with ten whi- AHHHH WHITCH STYLE

Witch style:New meme of the world