Compares the bugs to Teen Wolf and Karate Kid 3 then writes 800 words about how JackO and House feel about them.Ickorus said:I'd hate to know what Mr. Simmons does when he gets a bug problem.
/wait, this isn't Deadspin?
Compares the bugs to Teen Wolf and Karate Kid 3 then writes 800 words about how JackO and House feel about them.Ickorus said:I'd hate to know what Mr. Simmons does when he gets a bug problem.
He comes back 15 minutes later, and this time he's radioactive.Lord George said:What happens if Cthulhu retaliates though?
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!Jamash said:If my amateur grasp of Science [small]Fiction and Horror[/small] has taught me anything, this won't end well.
What is Oil made from? Dead Dinosaurs.
What does Nuclear Radiation do to things? It resurrects, mutates and makes things go on rampages.
Do we really want a horde of Godzillarish Zombie Dinosaurs spilling out of the Gulf of Mexico?
Try 3-4 YEARS if it never gets plugged.HK_01 said:Yeah, I guess that could work and it would be better for nature than just letting the oil run on for another 3-4 months.
You don't 'solve' a problem with nukes. You cause a lot of damage and hope that it outways what would happens if you didn't use a nuke.deadman91 said:YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
That'd be awesome! And you yanks'd finally use your nukes instead of just letting them sit and collect cobwebs.
Who knows what other issues can be solved with nukes?
It's a bit more sophisticated than "dropping a nuke on it"Internet Kraken said:I'm really having a hard time believing that this was a serious idea. They wanted to plug up a hole in the ocean by dropping a nuke on it?
That just doesn't sound right. In fact, that sounds horribly wrong. Even if it did solve the oil problem, you have to deal with the fact that you just nuked the ocean. I can't imagine that not causing any problems. I imagine there has to be something about this that I don't understand. An oil spill certainly isn't good for the environment, but the oil is still a natural substance. The environment doe shave methods of cleaning itself up naturally over time. From what I know, radiation is not something that can be disposed of through natural processes. It's the gift that keeps on giving for years. Why would you want to swap out the oil disaster for a potentially worse nuclear disaster?
Oh. My. God. Why was this not thgought of before? It's brillaint!theSovietConnection said:I have a better idea.
Throw the moon at it!
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That's what I thought. It had to be more than just a dropping a bomb on it, since that wouldn't solve anything.Treblaine said:It's a bit more sophisticated than "dropping a nuke on it"Internet Kraken said:I'm really having a hard time believing that this was a serious idea. They wanted to plug up a hole in the ocean by dropping a nuke on it?
That just doesn't sound right. In fact, that sounds horribly wrong. Even if it did solve the oil problem, you have to deal with the fact that you just nuked the ocean. I can't imagine that not causing any problems. I imagine there has to be something about this that I don't understand. An oil spill certainly isn't good for the environment, but the oil is still a natural substance. The environment doe shave methods of cleaning itself up naturally over time. From what I know, radiation is not something that can be disposed of through natural processes. It's the gift that keeps on giving for years. Why would you want to swap out the oil disaster for a potentially worse nuclear disaster?
You drill a borehole NEXT TO the pipeline which has the top snapped off (and is leaking endlessly into the ocean) so about half way down, parallel with a couple hundred meters of rock separating. Then deliver a nuke down the hole, then fill up the hole with cement and other sealant.
Then detonate the nuke, thousands of feet under the ocean floor, the expansion of the explosion super-compresses all the rock around it and then squeezes shut the pipeline. The fireball created by the nuclear detonation should not directly interact with the oil, pipeline nor ocean environment at all.
they don't just "throw a nuke at it" they utilise the ability of an underground nuclear explosion to compress - horizontally - the ground around it. Like hammering a pipe to seal it.
In theory there should be absolutely no nuclear fallout at all, even on the bottom of the ocean. Unless some beasties feel like digging through a few thousand feet of rock.
It should be noted that the US Military alone has in fact accidentally lost some nuclear weapons in this region (ships sinking, aircraft crashing) and they were never recovered, buried under silt with their plutonium cores.
yeah, oil burns REALLY WELL deep under ground, thousands of feet under water with no air at all[/sarc].TheGreatCoolEnergy said:You don't 'solve' a problem with nukes. You cause a lot of damage and hope that it outways what would happens if you didn't use a nuke.deadman91 said:YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
That'd be awesome! And you yanks'd finally use your nukes instead of just letting them sit and collect cobwebs.
Who knows what other issues can be solved with nukes?
OP: This seems like a bad idea for a worse problem. It doesn't help how the gulf current will spread the radiation all over the place. Then again, it's not like there is much left in the gulf to kill anyway. It's a touchy issue.
Side question: if the nuke went off, would the oil catch on fire? Cause that would be an amazing light show.
My dad works for Total oil company, he knows what he's talking about when he says that that oil well will continue spewing oil at that rate for YEARS.Internet Kraken said:That's what I thought. It had to be more than just a dropping a bomb on it, since that wouldn't solve anything.Treblaine said:It's a bit more sophisticated than "dropping a nuke on it"Internet Kraken said:I'm really having a hard time believing that this was a serious idea. They wanted to plug up a hole in the ocean by dropping a nuke on it?
That just doesn't sound right. In fact, that sounds horribly wrong. Even if it did solve the oil problem, you have to deal with the fact that you just nuked the ocean. I can't imagine that not causing any problems. I imagine there has to be something about this that I don't understand. An oil spill certainly isn't good for the environment, but the oil is still a natural substance. The environment doe shave methods of cleaning itself up naturally over time. From what I know, radiation is not something that can be disposed of through natural processes. It's the gift that keeps on giving for years. Why would you want to swap out the oil disaster for a potentially worse nuclear disaster?
You drill a borehole NEXT TO the pipeline which has the top snapped off (and is leaking endlessly into the ocean) so about half way down, parallel with a couple hundred meters of rock separating. Then deliver a nuke down the hole, then fill up the hole with cement and other sealant.
Then detonate the nuke, thousands of feet under the ocean floor, the expansion of the explosion super-compresses all the rock around it and then squeezes shut the pipeline. The fireball created by the nuclear detonation should not directly interact with the oil, pipeline nor ocean environment at all.
they don't just "throw a nuke at it" they utilise the ability of an underground nuclear explosion to compress - horizontally - the ground around it. Like hammering a pipe to seal it.
In theory there should be absolutely no nuclear fallout at all, even on the bottom of the ocean. Unless some beasties feel like digging through a few thousand feet of rock.
It should be noted that the US Military alone has in fact accidentally lost some nuclear weapons in this region (ships sinking, aircraft crashing) and they were never recovered, buried under silt with their plutonium cores.
So while it's not nearly as stupid or destructive as I assumed, I'm still not entirely sure about the whole thing. It sounds like in the ideal scenario the effects of the nuke would not reach beyond to drilled out hole and the oil leak would be closed. However that is the ideal scenario, and those aren't always the reality. I'm just no comfortable with the idea of trying to plug up the oil leak with a nuclear bomb. Sounds like there is to big of a chance for something disastrous to happen. Of course the potential consequences I'm imagining could be exaggerated. Still, I would place this low on the list of possible solutions.