"Please dont get finger prints on my iPhone!"

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[MrBibblz]

Tell them to stop being retarded and buy a screen protector. Some help reduce glare too.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I know this sounds stupid, but I just got a DS and I prefer using the stylus, if only to avoid too many fingerprints on the touch screen..that, and it's easier to play with than the fingers in my opinion...but an iPhone ain't designed for that...huh...I need to get if only to try and satisfy my now-poked curiousity

 

[omega 616]

just use your fingers when they say something point out there stupidiy and hand it back, when they use there fingers say loudly "WTF, you can use your fingers but mine cant grace your precious!"

Or apparently pineapple juice (that you get with pineapple rings and chunks) has an enzyme in it that breaks down your finger prints till you have none left, which is also good for robbery and/or murder.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Tell them to stop being so snobby about their precious Iphone

In the hallowed words of comedian extrodinaire Marcus Brigstocke: "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"

 

[ultimateownage]

easy solution- lick it clean when you've finished

I actually used to lick my fingers and rub the marks of my phone before I got wipes, but I have a samsung tocco ultra so everytime you touch it your finger horribly smudges the screen. The water doesn't even help though, it just smudges and blurs the screen in wierd pattern like you get on the surface of bubbles and then dries like that.

 

[Bat Vader]

..What the fuck? How can you prevent finger prints on a touch mobile when using it?
Seriously, someone explain it to me. Im getting pissed off whenever I borrow someones mobile and they tell me not to get fingerprints on it, when its a fucking touch mobile.

I suppose wearing gloves when using it could be an easy solution.

iPhones dont respond to anything but the tastey flesh of humans.

Burning your fingerprints off with acid could work as well. Painful but would work.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

tear off the skin on your fingers?

But then you get blood on it....


OT: use your fingernails or wash your hand before that.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

easy solution- lick it clean when you've finished

Effective and delicious!

OT: Because they think that your fingerprints are of lesser quality then theirs. After all, they are the ones with an iPhone.

 

[LinedGoat]

The answer is obviously to point with the fingernails ...

 

[Darth_Dude]

Use sand paper to rub your fingerprints off.

You sir, are a genius.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Telekenisis.

Or use a stick.

OR wear surgeon gloves.

 

[Neurowaste]

Lay it on a table and bang your head on it until you do what you wanna do, trust me, it works.

 

[teisjm]

Use your elbow.

I was gonna suggest a different (and lower) body part, but i guess it doesn't matter now.