Pokèmon... When will we finally be able to catch them ALL??

[Magnalian]

Mew is Arceus' Frankenstein. It will destroy him/her/whatchamacallit.

In that case everyone is his Frankensteins Monster.
Even that rock over there [points]

Yes, but the rock has too many issues to work out, he won't be much of a bother. Mew has nothing to lose, and the attention span of a tiny, pink psychic cat who's playing with windmills. Once he's done chasing the windmills, Arceus is in for it.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[randommaster]

I never liked catching legendaries. It seems like such a bad idea to put the pokemon thats in control of time in a pokeball then use them to fight carterpries and magikarps. or put dragon pokemon that are millions of years old and have an inteligence higher then that of a humans and put them in a computer.

thats why I liked the originals becaue the pokemon where just animals that you fought with, not really super intelligent beings of primordial power. Some were like that but you could really catch them

Alakazam had an IQ of 8000 and was essentially a living supercomputer. The 1st generation had a lot of pokemon like this, just like the others.

you people weird me out.

Yeah?

Well you weird me out!

I mean, in the name of Arceus, why would pokemon be weird?

Take a look at Bidoof/Rotom/Dunsparce and try to repeat that sentence with a straight face.

What about magmar? It was a humanoid duck that was on fire and had an ass on its forehead.

 

[ZeLunarian]

Well, that doesn't really matter, does it?
He's still God, no matter what religion you believe in.

You mean it's still YOUR god :O
I shall continue worshiping snorlax... they're like giant buddha's

There should be a snorlax-berry

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/wpbeta/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/BuddhaPears2.jpg

 

[Plurralbles]

the people who say, "I get the ones I like" Well... You haven't been able to do that actually either since the red and blue games with their mew glitch.


I don't think we will ever be able to and it's bullshit. Especially when they keep adding pokemon that are WORTHLESS and do nothing for the game or meta and they STILL HAVE ZUBATS AS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN FIND IN A GOD DAMN CAVE!



Gaharg.

 

[Magnalian]

Yes, but the rock has too many issues to work out, he won't be much of a bother. Mew has nothing to lose, and the attention span of a tiny, pink psychic cat who's playing with windmills. Once he's done chasing the windmills, Arceus is in for it.

So you're saying Mew = Don Quixote?

...
Makes sense.
And, whatever man, Arceus can kick his ass any day.

You try picturing Mew with that weird little helmet on and holding a lance, and THEN tell me that wouldn't kick everybody's ass.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Angry Caterpillar]

What if he could only impact people who believe in him?
After all, said atheist may say that the wind just kicked him in the face.

It doesn't matter what he'd say, it would still be Arceus, wouldn't it?

...I guess it would.
I need to start thinking things out before posting, my bad.

 

[Magnalian]

What about magmar? It was a humanoid duck that was on fire and had an ass on its forehead.

Then what about Luvdisc? It was basically just an ass. With eyes.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Sweet Arceus...

You people are the biggest group of whiners I have ever seen.
Yes, we get it... You're all blinded by nostalgia and upset that GameFreak decides to keep churning out another generation of Pokemon for our enjoyment.

We get it that they screwed up with the third generation and instead of building on the good aspects of the second generation, they got rid of them. You're mad that they tweaked the story so that you have to stop doomsday, we get it.

If you don't like Pokemon anymore, then stop buying it. Don't complain about them adding new Pokemon and new areas... That's the fun of a Pokemon game.

The thrill and joy of a new Pokemon game is that sense of excitement you get when you're exploring a brand new region full of new creatures that you've never seen before. Every time you say 'they need to stop making new pokemon' you're saying 'I hate happiness'...

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[TheNamlessGuy]

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[ZeLunarian]

What about magmar? It was a humanoid duck that was on fire and had an ass on its forehead.

How can you say something bad about Magmar?

Spoiler: He just wants a hug

aww me heart :,( *melts* <3

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You may worship whomever, but if there is confirmation that Arceus is the only true God, you can't doubt, can you?

PokèDex propaganda doesn't fool me, keep in mind. We only know what THEY WANT us to know about pokèmon.. remember your first days in Kanto?? Remember going back there and discovering 'new' pokèmon???
They were always there ofc!

 

[Magnalian]

You try picturing Mew with that weird little helmet on and holding a lance, and THEN tell me that wouldn't kick everybody's ass.

Spartan Mew?
Awesome.

Spartan Arceus?
Awesomer.

Any pokemon would be significantly awesome-er with a Sparta make-over. I'm picturing a Wigglytuff screaming "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!" and I just love it.

 

[De Ronneman]

We will never catch them all. As soon as we buy a game to catch them all plus the next round, they'll decide it's still a good enough property to keep making more of, meaning there will be more Pokemon, meaning we'll get to catch more, and on and on infinitely.

This is a very grim future.

It's possibly a true vision. Pokemon will be made as long as money is made. Which probably is forever...

I swear to Arceus, a 6th generation and we'll be playing with lightey, the lamppost pokemon...

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[randommaster]

What are you talking about? I've captured all 150.

Insist there's more and I'll correct you with red or blue, there is no more than 150 and if you suggest differently you'll be slapped by a lickatongue or something equally worse :|

But I like being able to do more than 40 damage with dragon attacks and being able to use other types besides psychic.

And the opponents having limited PP.

And continuous moves not eating your turn.

And freeze not being permanent.

And having decent bug Pokemon.

And having decent looking sprites.

And being able to do new things after the elite 4.

And mudkipz.

 

[Magnalian]

aww me heart :,( *melts* <3

That's the only downside about the hug...

Any pokemon would be significantly awesome-er with a Sparta make-over. I'm picturing a Wigglytuff screaming "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!" and I just love it.

Mewtwo, in a Spartan helmet, screaming "THIS! IS! SPARTA!"
Awesomest.

But doesn't Mewtwo converse psychologically? How exactly would that work out?

 

[funksobeefy]

I never liked catching legendaries. It seems like such a bad idea to put the pokemon that's in control of time in a pokeball then use them to fight carterpries and magikarps. or put dragon pokemon that are millions of years old and have an intelligence higher then that of a humans and put them in a computer.

thats why I liked the originals because the pokemon where just animals that you fought with, not really super intelligent beings of primordial power. Some were like that but you could really catch them

Alakazam had an IQ of 8000 and was essentially a living supercomputer. The 1st generation had a lot of pokemon like this, just like the others.

well ok but still. He wasnt the pokemon of time, or some stupid little floating ball that was around before the earth was formed.

I dont mind the new pokemon, its just the legendaries that are getting way out of hand.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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