Pokemon for a pet

[The Rookie Gamer]

There is only one answer to this question.

Octillery is fucking badass. Let me ask you this; can your Pokemon spit fire? Can your Pokemon shoot water? Can your Pokemon fire a concentrated beam of ice? Can your Pokemon melt the brains of its foes through the sheer power of its mind? Octillery does all of those things. If there is a beam based attack, Octillery will learn it. Why? Because it's an octopus canon, one of the most implausible yet ridiculously awesome combinations imaginable. Octillery says fuck you to the laws of physics and does whatever the fuck it wants. It's that awesome. Your petty logic has no effect on him. How can a fish evolve into an onctopus? Who gives a shit, it's fucking Octillery.

So yeah, I'd like an Octillery.

Cool choice, but I would prefer something a bit different:

It's a landshark that walks like a man!

and can fly!

Beat that mofos!

 

[Georgie_Leech]

Probably Espeon. They've always been one of my favourites: graceful, intelligent, and cool-looking. I always make a point of having it in my team.

 

[Asmundr]

Nincada and/or Shuppet.

Ghost-type Trainer ftw.

 

[MajoraPersona]

Hmmmm... Maybe Lunatone.

Oh, or maybe Sazandora. You know, the flying three-headed dragon of mass destruction?

Or, if I didn't want to kill everybody:

 

[Manchubot]

I would want a ditto. Ever have one of those days you don't wanna be somewhere? Ever need to put in appearance somewhere instead of doing something you would much rather be doing? Well then your problems would be solved! I really could have used one to run to the Secretary of State this morning.

 

[KefkaCultist]

My pokemon knowledge is limited to the 1st and 2nd generations so I would chose either

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Abra

OR

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Mew

 

[Tuskor]

Ditto can be all in teh world, so yeah.....but the only problem is that it has to be just one pokemon at the end of the day, and only knows one move per transformation

 

[Marik2]

*looks at avatar*

I think I know what I'd pick.

LOL

I choose this pokemon

Spoiler

Of course you would...
:3

I choose all these pokemanz, except for bulbasaur and charizard

Spoiler

You Wouldn't choose Charizaed?
I would.
._.

Spoiler: The Truth

Charizard started off as a dude but then his body began turning female (he grew boobs) whether he has a penis or not is still uncertain.

 

[pretentiousname01]

I would say Gardevoir, but most people seam to think that weird.

So ill haft to go with Torterra and Luxray
[sup]Though i still want a Gardevoir...[/sup]

oh I wouldn't imagine why

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my picks
Mawile, so cute in a bite your face off kinda way

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[img src="http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/070415mawile.jpg" /img]

Cradily, cause well just look at it!

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god, so many its just not fair for me to be in this thread.

 

[ilspooner]

Salamance. It can breathe fire, water, electrify its fangs, fly, what more could you want? Or, maybe...
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[Shining_Pyrelight]

Probably a Butterfree...Yeah I know it's a weak little thing, but been my favorite since Red. I would also want a Staryu, it would be difficult choosing.

Or I could just pick Ditto. Every pokemon in a small package.

 

[gligarman207]

I want a gligar so I can start my crime fighting career.
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[OceanSapphire]

Hmmm...I'm torn between two of my favourites; Eevee and Typhlosion.

Eevee because it's adorable and would be awesome to have around.

Typhlosion because it's a) really warm and b) could be used for transportation.

 

[Uzbekistan]

Oh dear god.

I don't have a FAVORITE, but if I had to have a pokemon, this would be my top five.

Umbreon/Eevee(both of them shiny)
Vulpix
Growlithe
Squirtle
And one of them newfangled starter pokemon. The otter looking one.

 

[Gigaguy64]

*looks at avatar*

I think I know what I'd pick.

LOL

I choose this pokemon

Spoiler

Of course you would...
:3

I choose all these pokemanz, except for bulbasaur and charizard

Spoiler

You Wouldn't choose Charizaed?
I would.
._.

Spoiler: The Truth

Charizard started off as a dude but then his body began turning female (he grew boobs) whether he has a penis or not is still uncertain.

...........wat.
That's wild...
Now you are making me interested in the series.....

I would say Gardevoir, but most people seam to think that weird.

So ill haft to go with Torterra and Luxray
[sup]Though i still want a Gardevoir...[/sup]

oh I wouldn't imagine why

Spoiler

[img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7nZ-sppOJ9Y/0.jpg" /img]

my picks
Mawile, so cute in a bite your face off kinda way

Spoiler

[img src="http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/070415mawile.jpg" /img]

Cradily, cause well just look at it!

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[img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTKnJTMRuztWry1WWhdS9SO0NMc4LmY4fc_hBJAvg8WLWR59tmGA" /img]

god, so many its just not fair for me to be in this thread.

Hahaha, oh wow.
Such is the fate of all humanoid Pokemon.
Poor Lucario...

 

[CheesusCrust]

Pidgeot.

Because flying at Mach 2 is awesome.

Consider this chart: http://valigarmander.deviantart.com/art/Pokescience-135609906
If you were to fly at mach 2 you better be made of special plane metal.

OT: Ditto. It can transform into any other pokemon I need and more

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

That fiery horse thing, whatever it's called.

That. Shit. Is. Epic.

Or the tiny little blue one with a spiral on his belly. So cute.

(Help me out here, I'm not that big a fan.)

 

[Kyman102]

I know people might be opposed to this upcoming generation of Pokemon, but honestly I'm going to have to go with the new dragon-type in fifth gen, Kibago.

It's small, it's cute, and when it's fully evolved it's a tall armored dragon with a f***ing AXE FOR A FACE. I'm sorry, but to all the naysayers out there, I have only the comment that "This dragon has an axe for a face. Your argument is invalid"

 

[Daipire]

Ditto, der.

It has the powers of all pokemon, and can probably shapeshift into people, allowing for many shenannigans.