Pokepuns!

[Blasphemous Rex]

Post your best pokepuns here! Words accepted [sub](make the pokemon's name standout)[/sub], but pictures preferred. Also, put your picture in a spoiler, and the pokemon names in a seperate spoiler so there's less confusion and people have a chance to decipher them if they want.

Spoiler: Dugtrio

Spoiler: Pun

Spoiler: Pokemon Name

Slowbro

Spoiler: Magicarp

 

[Rombauer]

Somebody explain the Slowbro one to me

If she's a virgin go slow, bro. Cus she's like so tight amirite?

If you're in the dressing room I'm gonna

[http://img689.imageshack.us/i/pikachur.gif/]

 

[Armored Prayer]

Somebody explain the Slowbro one to me

Same here. Also that Dugtrio one disturbed me.

Edit: Nevermind the Slobro one.

 

[zehydra]

The slowbro is the only "pun", the other two are just jokes.

 

[Ren3004]

Somebody explain the Slowbro one to me

... go slow, bro.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Spoiler: Pun

Spoiler: Pokemon Name

Scyther

 

[Infinatex]

Haha that Magikarp one is gold!

 

[CoverYourHead]

Spoiler: How do you get 100 bulbasaurs on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

 

[Jubilant]

If she's a virgin, 'go slow, bro'.

Spoiler

 

[Nexus424]

Time for the motherload

Spoiler: Warning HUGE image

 

[silver wolf009]

Thats proably what all magikarp are think with all the hatred they can muster.

 

[Aqualung]

Spoiler: How do you get 100 bulbasaurs on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Spoiler: Well then.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I like the Pikachu one

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Spoiler: Pun

Spoiler: Pokemon Name

Mew

 

[Helmet]

Time for the motherload

Spoiler: Warning HUGE image

I only recognized three of those Pokemon. I apparently suck.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

4 for me.

Spoiler

Spoiler: Pokemon Names

kakuna : rattata

 

[guess who]

Time for the motherload

Spoiler: Warning HUGE image

I only recognized three of those Pokemon. I apparently suck.

I only got one more than that don't worry.
OT:

Spoiler: what do you call someone that only has articuno and moltres

zapdos intolerant

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ok, I'm unlocking this thread a few minutes after I post this little proviso, so I know you've all seen it:

Some of these are funny. Some of these are clever. Some of them are vulgar, and most of the vulgar ones aren't clever or funny. If you can stick to the first two of these categories, and exclude examples of the third, this thread can stay open and we can all have a good time.

You've been warned, I'd hate to have to this whole thread turn...

Geddit? I'm good.

 

[Uncreative]

A (Clean!) one I found a few days ago:

Spoiler