Poll: A cake jumps out of a stripper, what do you do?

[Whodat]

Seriously, what would you do? And for all of those who ask, yes i got this idea form Cyanide and Happiness.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I'd check my Mass Effect Dialogue wheel for the "Punch the Lady Option".

 

[thepyrethatburns]

There's no "Lay off the meth" option so I'll go with the one that's closest to "Call a paramedic".

 

[Skorpyo]

Take a video for the You-tubez.

That kind of thing would go viral one way or another.

 

[Blindrooster]

I hope this isn't the bachelor party.... Talk about a downer. Unless you value bloody cake over a human life.I think i'd freak a bit.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Slide a single in its frosting?

 

[Mcface]

Eat the cake, bone the stripper.

seems pretty logical to me.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Check to see if there is a stripper in the cake.

 

[TimeLord]

Better question;

A Time Lord jumps out of a cake. What do you do?


OT: Eat the cake.
Never waste cake.
Strippers are forever but cake is finite.

 

[Lilani]

Get a refund from the stripper and then eat the cake.

 

[Jark212]

Run away as fast as you can and call in a Nuclear strike to cleanse the evil...

 

[Signa]

Get out the sawdust, because that cake puke isn't cleaning itself up

 

[Sassafrass]

Better question;

A Time Lord jumps out of a cake. What would you do?

Give the Time Lord a bow tie and a fez?

Now...what do you do if a Weeping Angel jumps out of a cake? [sup]Lets assume it can actually jump out of a cake for this part. XD[/sup]

And to answer the OP's question...wonder what the hell is in this Vick's VapoRub. o0

 

[Roxas1359]

I'd tell the stripper that she owes me a new cake. Preferably one where she does not jump put of it and make a mess of the house.

 

[WanderingFool]

WTF? umm, yeah. Thats all I got for the situation.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

My explode would brain.

All is that.

(Apparently Scuralk sinned, because that's what my captcha says...)

 

[TimeLord]

Give the Time Lord a bow tie and a fez?

Now...what do you do if a Weeping Angel jumps out of a cake? [sup]Lets assume it can actually jump out of a cake for this part. XD[/sup]

Yes.

And stare.... just stare. And don't blink!

 

[Nouw]

I'd scream and run away. It'd be like the scene from Alien except John Hurt is a stripper and the alien is a cake!

I'd also question my sanity.

 

[Nibblitman]

Run like heck, it's probably an alien in disguise

 

[dalek sec]

I hit it with my bolter and chainsword for it is a foul being of the warp! D: