Poll: A cake jumps out of a stripper, what do you do?

[BonsaiK]

Seriously, what would you do?

This actually happened to me. I was at a party and there was this girl there who is a stripper, and she had too much cake and she vomited. What would I do? Well, I handed her a serviette and indicated to her the direction of the bathroom.

 

[Wintermoot]

eat the cake and stripper
nomnomnomnomnom

 

[smithy_2045]

Kill the cake and eat the stripper.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Well, after I had released my bowels, I most likely would call 911. And a priest. It may be a devil cake.

 

[Vykrel]

i kick her the hell out for puking up cake on my lap

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

[strike/]The stripper is a lie[/S]

Sorry.

Check her stomach for other interesting things, incinerate the cake and then consider necrophilia.

 

[DenSomKastade]

As a sane person I'd eat that blood drenched cake.

 

[Hader]

Renegade interrupt for eat the cake?

 

[Death God]

I would have to turn around, walk away, and lie down on a bed for me to wake up. That or stop drinking so much caffeine in my pops.

 

[blankedboy]

I'd wonder why the hell I'm near a stripper.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Seriously, what would you do? And for all of those who ask, yes i got this idea form Cyanide and Happiness.

Is the stripper male or female?

 

[ctaylor35]

Go saddle up my horse because I am the fourth horsemen and that was my cue

 

[necronmm]

Draw two rainbows on the cake and then ponder their significance

 

[Knusper]

It's slightly worrying to see that so many people would eat the stripper.
>_>
<_<

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I have a plan for just such an occasion!

1. Freak out.
2. Find bar.
3. Order drink.
4. Imbibe said beverage.
5. Repeat steps 3-4 until room starts spinning.
17. Gibber.
96. Tyr to satnd up. Fial.
#&%?. blaaaaaaarf

 

[Omikron009]

I'd stomp the cake to death. As far as I'm concerned it's just a chestburster covered in delicious frosting.

 

[Firetaffer]

Eat the stripper and give the cake money for a lap dance?

 

[SovietSecrets]

I chose eat the stripper because I really liked that face right next to it.

 

[Lambi]

Me: I'm sorry everyone but Lord Kefka has politely a- demanded to handle this commnet... [sub]Sorry! He overpowered me![/sub]

Kefka:Mwahahaha![/a] Hey, Little commenter man!

Me:Y-yes Lord Kefka?

Kefka: Why is there a dead whore in my house?! Get this trash out of here!

Me: Right away master, b-but this is my hou-

Kefka: GET OUT!

Me: YES MASTER! [sub]please save me![/sub]

Kefka: Bwahahaha![/a] Oooh, cake!

If he proves to be a difficult servant, I will gladly offer you my services, Lord Kefka.

OT: It's obvious. Do cake, eat stripper. Simple.