Poll: A question for the guys. ( sex related almost )

[justnotcricket]

Pardon a female intrusion into this delicate male topic, but I just had to comment on how funny (in a good way) it is that the OP capitalised 'Penis' in the first post. ^_^ Like it should be 'Mr. Penis' or something =).

(Sort of) OT: it doesn't matter how much you have, it's the quality of what you do with it...some people in this thread have said the same, and I keep hoping that one day, men will actually believe women when we say this =).

I actually Name my Penis , his name is Woody. Although i do agree with the fact that most women will say what you do with it is more important than length , if hypothetically speaking Guy A makes love to a woman with a 5.5 inch penis , and Guy B makes love to a woman the exact same way as Guy A but with a 7 inch penis , Guy B will be more satisfying , no ?

Therefore in theory although what you do with it is important , What you do with it + lengthy penis = satisfied woman ( which is all we men want to do satisfy the ladies )


Oh little anecdote that happened yesterday . I called my Girlfriend , the conversation whent a little like this:

ME: it's X inches
Her: OMG , it's so big !
Me: don't exaggerate.
Her: I'm not ! you know it's fun for me too
ME: Good thing i don'T have a 4 inch then
Her: Don't take it like that , you know i love you , and length doesn'T matter it's what you do with it.

Me: Did you really just say that? That's like telling a ugly man , he's beautiful inside.
Her: You know im bad with words.
Me: This is why i never talk about sex with you.

But you just proved my point - when we (well, I suppose I speak for myself here, but I hope also for other women) say that size doesn't matter, we actually mean it, and the guy reads too much into it and thinks we're just being polite =).

Aside from relative lengths, there are so many (I really can't stress how many) different factors that go into what makes a good/satisfying/etc lover, that even if Guy A is a bit more modestly dimensioned, there are sure to be other factors in his favour. Note that these other factors (usually emotional ones) tend to weigh *much* more heavily with women than they do with men, so if I were to say that 'Yeah, Guy A is a bit on the small side compared to my last boyfriend, but he's so much funnier and kinder as a person that the sex is *way* better' - then I actually mean that, and Guy A has the genuine sexual seal of approval *despite* a smaller penis.

Another thing: let's say (to put things bluntly) the girl has a 5 inch vagina and she likes her sex reasonably energetic. Guy B and his 7 inches are going to abuse her cervix something wicked if he tries to give her the, er, force she might otherwise like. And the cervix is a very unpleasant place to get bruised...so now it's down to geometry - who said maths wasn't useful? =D

 

[justnotcricket]

EDIT: Sorry, double post - Captcha error =S

EDIT EDIT: Hm, actually, it might have been my other post here. My computer is absolutely chewing up this site atm =S. Hopefully the quote/reply made it to the person I quoted!

 

[00slash00]

I hope my point is clearer now, and I'm sorry for any offense I caused. It wasn't my intention at all.

i understand what you mean. i hope it didnt seem like i was jumping down your throat

 

[KarlMonster]

Whew!

For a moment there I had this paranoid fear that I might possibly be the most quoted poster in a "Penis" thread.

And that there would be a badge for it.