Poll: A question for the guys. ( sex related almost )

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Sammaul

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thaluikhain said:
kman123 said:
Nah, I don't feel that there's any point.
It should be on the end.

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Thank you, you've been a wonderful forum!
How long are you in town? Anymore shows this week, because that was comedy gold.


OT: Yes, I measured it once, more than 20 years ago, after seeing a Porky movie.
 

Not-here-anymore

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Well, yes. Out of curiosity. Can't remember what the result was, though.

And I suspect after this thread, a lot of the people saying 'no' are gonna go ahead and measure theirs.
 

luckybreak

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I did at some point between when i was 13 and 15. I can't remember. I was about 6.5-7 inches. It's not exactly the easiest thing to measure. Besides according to one of the posts above you're supposed to measure from the bottom which I did not so who really knows.
 

MercurySteam

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I did, a couple of years back and was fairly average sized. But thickness trumps length any day.
 

JokerCrowe

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I've never figured out in what "mode" you're suppsed to measure it, and I don't know it which "mode" people mean when the say thet the average is about 15 cm (6 inches...)
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Not that I've ever done something like that... *cough*
 

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I'll admit I have. And then I visited that Wikipedia page that probably gets more hits than the one for the Emancipation Proclamation and compared to the national average.
 

Togs

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Flaccid length is unimportant, erect length however tends to be about 12-15 inches in everyone.
 

kurupt87

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Bahaha, this thread made me google avarage penis size. One of the results was a world map depicting the average size of the countries of the world.

The UK apparently has an average size of 28.7cm; that's about 11 inches. There was no hacking of that DB, none at all.
 

krazykidd

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justnotcricket said:
Pardon a female intrusion into this delicate male topic, but I just had to comment on how funny (in a good way) it is that the OP capitalised 'Penis' in the first post. ^_^ Like it should be 'Mr. Penis' or something =).

(Sort of) OT: it doesn't matter how much you have, it's the quality of what you do with it...some people in this thread have said the same, and I keep hoping that one day, men will actually believe women when we say this =).
I actually Name my Penis , his name is Woody. Although i do agree with the fact that most women will say what you do with it is more important than length , if hypothetically speaking Guy A makes love to a woman with a 5.5 inch penis , and Guy B makes love to a woman the exact same way as Guy A but with a 7 inch penis , Guy B will be more satisfying , no ?

Therefore in theory although what you do with it is important , What you do with it + lengthy penis = satisfied woman ( which is all we men want to do satisfy the ladies )


Oh little anecdote that happened yesterday . I called my Girlfriend , the conversation whent a little like this:

ME: it's X inches
Her: OMG , it's so big !
Me: don't exaggerate.
Her: I'm not ! you know it's fun for me too
ME: Good thing i don'T have a 4 inch then
Her: Don't take it like that , you know i love you , and length doesn'T matter it's what you do with it.

Me: Did you really just say that? That's like telling a ugly man , he's beautiful inside.
Her: You know im bad with words.
Me: This is why i never talk about sex with you.
 

hazabaza1

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Nope.
Some girl in class asked me if I had once as well, I was weirded out. Is it common for guys to do that?
 

airlife101

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I never was too bothered to be honest, but my gf at the time was most insistent. So she went ahead and measured it while I was asleep one night.

And some people wonder why we separated...
 

Slayer_2

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Yes because a girl asked me to. She seemed quite shocked that I hadn't, looking at this poll, maybe she had reason to be...

I was also confused as to whether I should measure from the side, top, or bottom, each produces different results, I chose the top, in the end.
 

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thiosk said:
Avistew said:
Length really matters much less than girth. While the vagina is a bit stretchable, its average size is between 3 and 4 inches, and only the first inch of so has pleasure nerves. In other words, from a pleasure point of view, you only need an inch or so. Not to mention most women don't actually orgasm from intercourse.
On the other hand, some women like it when it hits their cervix. Others hate it. It's a matter of taste.
Everything you say is true.

However, women can be quite proud when they bag a biggun. Lots of high fives and "you go girl!" Status symbols just like anything else. Sure, functionally, the small ones get the job done and everyone can be perfectly happy with whatever they have.

For example, my dodge intrepid gets the job done, economically and conveniently. But I don't brag about it when I know the neighbor drives a ferrari. Doesn't matter that the ferrari cant really be driven anywhere practically, as it will bottom out pulling out of a driveway, and it doesn't matter that the owner doesn't have a clue how to park. Doesn't mean everyone else who knows about it doesn't think about it in envy.
justnotcricket said:
Pardon a female intrusion into this delicate male topic, but I just had to comment on how funny (in a good way) it is that the OP capitalised 'Penis' in the first post. ^_^ Like it should be 'Mr. Penis' or something =).

(Sort of) OT: it doesn't matter how much you have, it's the quality of what you do with it...some people in this thread have said the same, and I keep hoping that one day, men will actually believe women when we say this =).
Thats CAPTAIN Penis.
Huge off topic: Dodge Intrepid's are pretty damn good. I currently have a '95 3.3L, replacing a '90 BMW 525i, and the Intrepid wins, hands down. Slightly worse for gas, but far better in acceleration and comfort. Only thing I don't like is how large it is, hard to park it with the same ease as a small BMW. A Ferrari would be nice, fuelling 10-12 cylinders and paying insurance would not be, however.