justnotcricket said:
Pardon a female intrusion into this delicate male topic, but I just had to comment on how funny (in a good way) it is that the OP capitalised 'Penis' in the first post. ^_^ Like it should be 'Mr. Penis' or something =).
(Sort of) OT: it doesn't matter how much you have, it's the quality of what you do with it...some people in this thread have said the same, and I keep hoping that one day, men will actually believe women when we say this =).
I actually Name my Penis , his name is Woody. Although i do agree with the fact that most women will say what you do with it is more important than length , if hypothetically speaking Guy A makes love to a woman with a 5.5 inch penis , and Guy B makes love to a woman the exact same way as Guy A but with a 7 inch penis , Guy B will be more satisfying , no ?
Therefore in theory although what you do with it is important , What you do with it + lengthy penis = satisfied woman ( which is all we men want to do satisfy the ladies )
Oh little anecdote that happened yesterday . I called my Girlfriend , the conversation whent a little like this:
ME: it's X inches
Her: OMG , it's so big !
Me: don't exaggerate.
Her: I'm not ! you know it's fun for me too
ME: Good thing i don'T have a 4 inch then
Her: Don't take it like that , you know i love you , and length doesn'T matter it's what you do with it.
Me: Did you really just say that? That's like telling a ugly man , he's beautiful inside.
Her: You know im bad with words.
Me: This is why i never talk about sex with you.