Poll: A single fly got into my room...

[Rinji]

Well, now that you've caught it, you can let it go, it wouldn't be to difficult.

Whenever a fly enters my room, I let it fly... it can do whatever it wants, as long as it leaves me alone.

But as soon as it starts flying around my face or sitting on me/my monitor or doing other types of this smartass fly shit, it's gonna die.

 

[Kadoodle]

Sharpen a stick at both ends and let it become the Lord of the Pigs >.<

/thread

 

[Wharrgarble]

It's a fly... They're icky.

Do whatever strikes your fancy!

 

[Eggsnham]

I say you let it go. It's not like there's anything to prove by letting it starve, and just killing it wasteful... and messy.

Just let the lil' guy go free to enjoy the last day or so he has left on Earth.

 

[Eggsnham]

Sharpen a stick at both ends and let it become the Lord of the Pigs >.<

You win the Galaxy.

 

[Ladette]

Flies are horrible, horrible creatures. Kill them whenever you get the chance.

 

[Ajna]

Put it on a toothpick to warn all other flies.

Second.

That, or post up on /b/ with a "post ending in x" post. Those guys are way more creative than we could ever be.

Littlee300: That had me laughing.
Ajna: One can only imagine what will come of that o.o

I said release it.
But only because suffocating anything somewhat harmless is mean. Even for me.

Harmless? Harmless?

Clearly you have never played Halo with a fly in the room. They may not be able to kill you, but they sure can kill your K/D.

 

[Feylynn]

Kill it, kill it, dead, dead, dead.
Death for the flies, rapture for the flies, fire for the incessant, purity for the unclean!

Seriously though as long as it's not free to fly around and be annoying I call that sufficient.
I guess I don't like flies.

 

[ward0630]

Feed it to a spider. Circle of Life FTW

 

[Biodeamon]

I'm curious as to if has the strength in it to fly.

Call me a sadist but i'm curious as to what a fly in it's death throes looks like. Will it twitch and spasm all over the place in a last act of defience to it's clear plastic prison? or will it give up hope and slump to the floor dead?

 

[Biodeamon]

Sharpen a stick at both ends and let it become the Lord of the Pigs >.<

Ha ha ha!I saw what you did there!

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Burn that bastard. It's really a stinkbug in disguise.

 

[Peteron]

Its just a housefly. Throw it outside. Its not anything hateable like a mosquito.

 

[Tentickles]

If I catch any type of bug in my room I put it in a cup and let it starve to death.

I leave spiders alone. They are Arachnids anyway.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Train it to become your loyal espionage minion!

Imagine the possibilities!

 

[MurderousToaster]

Put it on a toothpick to warn all other flies.

Second.

That, or post up on /b/ with a "post ending in x" post. Those guys are way more creative than we could ever be.

The issue is that the answer would probably end up being something like "Ram it up the end of your dick and piss it out into the toilet." or something perhaps even more bizarre and perverted , and if he didn't provide pictures of that for proof the cries of "OP is a ******!" would be heard across the internet.

 

[crop52]

talk about lord of the flies...

OT: kill it, letting it suffer will only cause tension between man and insect,

 

[Idsertian]

Kill the irritating little fucker. Any insect that makes it into my room (predominantly moths for some reason) instantly forfeits its life. I have a ruler dedicated to the "removal" of insects that decide my room is the best place to hang out. That ruler's seen a lot of action over the past four years. You wouldn't understand, you weren't there man...

Captcha: doculth responses

 

[Risingblade]

Tear off its winga and let it go