Poll: Aliens visit Earth and gives us a choice

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crimsonspear4D

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Two warring alien races, who for hundreds of years, have been locked in inter-galactic combat and both are wavering on the brink of extinction. Their war has finally reached our solar system and they come to our planet (not at the same time)and wants us to join them and kill the other.

But its not that simple, it gets tricky.

One race, the one's who were attacked first, are wise, peace-loving, hope-filled, and innocent. But (and here's the tricky part) they look like a cross between Xenomorphs from the alien series and clover from cloverfield.

The other, the one's that started it, are a warmongering, bloodthirsty race that would love nothing more than to wipe both species out but are desperate. And they are a race of white-hot space amazons (use your imagination on the details)

If the peaceful aliens win; They will shower us with praise and offer coexistance (to which we will some how fuck it up anyway) and share their technology with us.

Should the warmazons win; they will give us technology, but later down the road they will enslave us and human men will be reduced to being used as sexual livestock or food and women will probably be extinct.

So, The Ghandi-like predalien dinosaur looking aliens vs. the Ghengis Khan of hot alien chicks

We are a Male-dominated, power-seeking, money-grubbing race, so we can't kill both. Who do you think earth would join and why (if you care to explain).

Side note): 1. their will be no survivors on either side so no take backs.

Edit: 2. extinction is a matter of numbers. both could have had populations of trillions but are now reduced to a couple million, either way humanity can't beat either of them alone (especially amazons who have been fighting wars for eons).

3 Think video game/Anime girl hot.
 

Darkrain11

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Hot alien chicks. Even when it all goes down hill I could be a sex slave and that doesn't sound too bad.
 

TaborMallory

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The instant you described the sexy yet bloodthirsty aliens, a single word established itself firmly in my head:
<color=black>Celebrity.

No, thanks. I'd side with the peaceful aliens without question.
 

RedPandaMan

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Well, we greedy Earth bastards would choose whoever would give us a better deal, including technology, so my vote is for the Gray dudes.
 

The_Healer

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Join the smart peace loving ones and enslave the hot ones.
That way you get the best of both worlds :p
Excuse the pun.
 

Dys

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Easy, I don't need more than the women of earth can provide (in terms of attraction), I'll ally with the ugly nice guys, and get myself a nice, human, girlfriend :)
 

Craig FTW

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I'd say the 'ugly' ones since they'd be much more rewarding then just sex.
Although sex slaves would be nice to be..
 

SmoothGlover

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BaronAsh said:
I want to have sex with an Xenomorph.

Don't take me seriously.
I'm afraid I have (taken you seriously that is, not had sex with a Xenomorph) and I'm disgusted.

P.S. Peaceful Aliens all the way.
 
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Its retarded.

For the greater good I can get my technology from the peace aliens. Go home and have sex with my girlfriend.

I mean sure the asari were hawt but ashley was the one I chose in Mass Effect. Also in kotor I hope every last ithorian, selkath fugly burns to the ground. Just trying to relate with video games.
 

War Penguin

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Ugly aliens. I am (and I'm sure others do to) aware of how badly things will end up. I'm sure the human race wouldn't sacrifice freedom for sex.
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We're doomed.
 

Kimarous

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Species appearance aside, both races offer to share their technology. Here's the big question... who has the better technology to offer?

I would assume the warrior amazon race would have more advanced weaponry, so odds are humanity would side with them to blow shit up better and get the xenos off our metaphorical lawn. Furthermore, since we keep this technology, we could use it against them the very instant they try to take us over.
 

traceur_

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I'd go with the ones that don't intend to enslave my species.

And I'm not really thrilled at the idea of fucking another species.
 

Kollega

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I'd slide with ugly,yet peaceful aliens. Ugliness is subjective,and we,humans,can be as disgusting to them as they are to us. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Besides,they can end up as Ugly Cute.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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Peaceful aliens. I'd rather hang out with some freaky looking alien dude than be eaten by some space chick.
 

Timotei

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Let us just hope that said aliens do not land in Compton, otherwise they will get a cap busted in their ass before we have a chance to find out which one they are.