Poll: Aliens visit Earth and gives us a choice

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TheMadTypist

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the peaceful ones.

I don't care what a xenomorph looks like, I'm not sleeping with it. The peaceful race will give us tech and won't "preemptive strike" us, so I'm all for that. That, and their(the amazons) aggressive nature makes it easier to issue propaganda to get new recruits. And, if they're so warlike, I bet their tech is alot more combat-oriented, so less stuff to use when not killing things.

I mean, it's not like we don't already have hot women on our planet. Peaceful race all the way.
 
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I personally would choose the peace-loving aliens, because I have all the facts in my possession. Honestly though, I think if the governments of the world became aware of this war because it was taking place on our territory, they'd think "Hey, those Amazon aliens look a lot like us. They must be the good guys."
 

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The ugly ones would be the better choice, but people would just freak out and kill them for the amazons because of their appearance, no matter how much they claimed they were nice. Then they'd kill us and enslave us from orbit.
 

fletch_talon

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If we helped the good guys defeat the bad chicks, what's stopping us from enslaving the amazon race and using them the way they intended to use us?
 

massau

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wich one has the best technology i mean the ugly ones or the hot ones ?
and maybe we just need to make 1 race out of the 3 so wee will become piece full, hot ,greedy basters and than we are the ultimate race in the universe
 

BakaSmurf

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Ugly peace-lovers all the way. Aside from the fact that chances of them declaring war on us after the great interstellar wars of '82 are over seem pretty damn slim, their technology would probably end up benefitting us more during times of peace (Seeing as how they're a peaceful species). Also, how the hell can we be sure that the space amazons don't reproduce by tearing the heads off their mates and consuming it!? Sorry, but that's a chance that I'm not willing to take.

Also, sentient Xenomorph allies would be fucking awesome.
 

Jark212

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I'd side with the peaceful aliens, the war doesn't necessarily need end with the extension of one species. We could offer a surrender deal for the sexy Amazons kinda like we did for Germany. Therefore we could be hero's to the Peaceful Aliens while at the same time getting lucky with the Amazonians... Problem solved!!!
 

FolkLikePanda

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If I was being selfish, hot aliens and have lots of Snoo Snoo but if I wanted to be free and help save the human race I'd pick peaceful aliens.
 

ZeroMachine

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Oh, I don't know, the benevolent one that will actually help us instead of eventually enslaving us? This isn't even a good question. Who in their right mind would choose a barbaric race just because of big tits? That's fucking idiotic.

Seriously, if you're going to try and make a brain teaser, at least make both sides seem positive, ok?
 

mdk31

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I'd side with the peaceful aliens. Tech? Yes please. Non-slavery? Very yes.
 

Gunner 51

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Go with the uggos, then we'd be the good looking ones by comparison. After all, humans could be considered hideous by alien standards.
 

lwm3398

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Xelomorpher wins. They just sound overall nicer, and they won't kill us. I mean, life is a lot better than death by crushed pelvis, if my Warmazon interpretation of "Sex slave" is correct.
 

lwm3398

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Littaly said:
Why would peace-loving aliens wage war?
Self defense.

See... Actually, I don't have a self defense war ready, they don't come around too commonly.
 

A Raging Emo

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The power-hungry Earth Government bastards would probably pick the side that offered a better deal. If I was to choose, however, I'd go with the Grey dudes.