Poll: Aliens visit Earth and gives us a choice

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Grayjack

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The Peace Loving Aliens. I'd rather have technology and be able to travel through space then become some Amazon's slave in the future.
 

Wakefield

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I have every bit of faith that I would find the "ugly" aliens extremely cute. But that's just me.

I'd pick them even if they were ugly. Go go underdogs.
 

Andantil

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well, as cool as it'd be to be a human living in a peaceful alien civilization, I'd much rather be a sex slave to amazons.
 

ALKATRAZACAZ

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"sigh" no they will not enslave us, after a war that lasted some time and are in the brink of extinction THEY will be at our mercy, witch we have none.So in the end humanity wins no matter who of the 2 alien wins.
And no bla,bla,bal, about warmongering, bloodthirsty amazon race, there is nothing separating them from us.If the "uglies" think that the amazons are bad wait till they see us.
 

Jedamethis

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Hot aliens are likely to help us with space travel, so we zoom away and shout "Help!" to any other friendly aliens
 

Hollock

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Death by snoo snoo! no the ugly aleins, Like others said we can still sex up normal humans
 

SomeUnregPunk

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"Aliens visit Earth and is given a choice"

That subject line told me that the aliens visting earth was given a choice. It did not tell me that the aliens gave us a choice.

I instantly thought: "Pepsi or Coke?"

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If both are near extinction, what stop us from killing & looting both sides?
 

Necrofudge

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ugly aliens: death by laser
Amazon aliens: death by broken pelvis.
I think the choice is clear...
 

Katherine Kerensky

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For the sake of the Human Race, I'd ally with the uglies.
Their offer is the best, more in the interests of the Terran Empire.
not that we couldn't kick both their asses when the time comes.
 

Mstrswrd

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You do realize, that even if humanity went with the Amazon-like aliens, that if they're really close to extinction, it wouldn't be too hard to, you know, kill them off. Here, imagine this: Humanity helped them wip out the peace loving aliens, however, we have come to understand this race's nature. We know that, sometimes down the line, they might attack us. So, after we gain the gift of their technology, we, being so gracious, give them a stockpile of our own weapons and a large amount of food. The weapons are not for any other reason than the fact that they are low on their own weapons, and need time to make more, so our shitty human weapons will at least give them some extra defense in the mean-time. Concealed in the food are very[/i[ slow acting poisons, and concealed in the weapons is/are a nuke/nukes that re set to go off. They leave, and than the nukes go off. If none survive, great, this race was just killed. If not, those left will be in a severely damaged ship. They will have no shoice but to eat the food we gave them, as it will be a long hourney back to their own planet so that they can restockpile and than get revenge. However, the poison kills off the survivors.

Also, I choose the peace loving aliens. Mostly because I love technology and peace, and peaceful aliens are most likely thinkers, so they probably have an overall better technology, instead of just tech for war.
 

M0rp43vs

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The_Healer said:
Join the smart peace loving ones and enslave the hot ones.
That way you get the best of both worlds :p
Excuse the pun.
I pick this guy. that said, The ugly aliens could be ugly cute as someone said earlier. and I place substance over looks any day so, sorry loves, uglies with their amazing technologies it is.
 

teisjm

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Ugly peaceloving aliens (though you comparing them to xenomorphs makes them soubnd more like awesome but violent)

Fuck the space amazons (not litterally)
I've got a whole planet full of hot human chicks, theres even some who likes me enough to not just consider me a pottential slave, so why would i want to team up with psychotic space bitches who sees me as a mere pet just to get some punani

I would also want to ride a huge alien-dino into battle... preferably while wielding a lightsaberclaymore and half my face painted blue... Now that would be bad-ass.
 

Akai Shizuku

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I would prefer the ugly ones. However, the human race would inevitably choose the space amazons.
 

axia777

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Darkrain11 said:
Hot alien chicks. Even when it all goes down hill I could be a sex slave and that doesn't sound too bad.
Warrior women want Snu Snu!!!!
 

gbemery

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I bet this question had been nagging you all day, anyway pretty much this


Dys said:
Easy, I don't need more than the women of earth can provide (in terms of attraction), I'll ally with the ugly nice guys, and get myself a nice, human, girlfriend :)