Poll: All Men Really Do Look At Porn, Apparently

[Tonimata]

Soooooooo...
Once again, "Don't ask, Don't tell" gets thrown RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW in these forums. Hence my love for them.
Oh and yeah, 3 pages is already way too long for this thread to be open, in my opinion. Let's see how long it can make it
I try to restrain myself from it, but we're all human. Even if slightly misanthropical.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

*snip*

I don't watch porn, but I'm a lady so it's not terribly odd.

I must say your avatar & username makes me terribly hungry though. :[ Capicola is yummmmmz. (I thought that's how you spell it... )

 

[Takoto]

Most girls I know, of my age (fifteen) and above, watch porn.

I was the earliest to, but I'm not going to say when, It's very... embarrassing.

 

[Julianking93]

No shit. All men look at porn all the fucking time, if not they've at least watched it once or twice in their life.

Despite my wonderful imagination, I look at porn maybe...once a week?

For me I think I was 8 when I saw my first Hustler.

To be honest I find most porno boring and repetitive.

I've seen plenty of it though over the years, it takes something fairly "special" to really capture my imagination though.

Yeah, that's why I only watch it [b/]maybe[/b] once a week because its basically all the same. I enjoy the ones with an actual story and some sort of romance thrown in there for good measure.

 

[Balmarog]

Just in case this guy didn't know, the Earth is roughly spherical...since we're pointing out the obvious and all.

 

[Ph33nix]

can we define porn a little more. I mean do models in bikinis count? or do there have to be naked breast and or other organs. does it have to be video?

I probably watch video porn once or twice a year but look at images daily. THe creepy part is my dad watches porn all the time on MY LAPTOP he sometimes leaves it open...milf...so sketchy and creepy.

 

[Julianking93]

No shit. All men look at porn all the fucking time, if not they've at least watched it once or twice in their life.

Despite my wonderful imagination, I look at porn maybe...once a week?

For me I think I was 8 when I saw my first Hustler.

Woah how'd you end up seeing that did someone just left the magazine in plain sight?

No. By the age of 8, I was already pretty knowledgeable about sex (what goes where, why and the aftermath) and I knew what masturbation was through watching movies and TV shows. I also knew that my dad had a small stash of Playboy's and Hustlers under the bathroom sink just from me looking around one day. I found them and read them one day when I was 8.

 

[Julianking93]

No shit. All men look at porn all the fucking time, if not they've at least watched it once or twice in their life.

Despite my wonderful imagination, I look at porn maybe...once a week?

For me I think I was 8 when I saw my first Hustler.

8? Hustler?

Bullshit! It took me until I was 12 to see a Playboy!

But the then the internet came.... And I didn't know what the websites we're called anyways.

See my quote to Marik2.

 

[ucciolord1]

Dare I say it should be "have watched porn at some point", rather than "watch porn". Because yeah, of course I've watched porn, but I don't do it regularly at all. Almost never in fact.

Good point. I've updated the question.

Agreed. Porn is as omnipresent among dudes as Portal references are among nerds.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I'd say everyone has seen some porn... for a given level of 'porn', hell some TV advertising can be borderline pornographic, and the UK's biggest newspapers has a topless woman on the third page, every day. I find it very hard to believe there's an adult male who's using the internet that has not seen a naked woman either in print, on TV, or online. It's all down to the definition of pornography, tho I'd imagine most, maybe not all, but most men, within an hour of being connected to the internet for the first time, probably typed 'sex' 'porn', or 'fucking' into Google.

I think a more useful question may have been 'do you actively enjoy pornography?' along with 'what level of sexual material do you consider pornography?' perhaps with a range of suggestive, topless, nude, simulated, full sexual contact, etc.

It reminds me of the hilarious tale of the guy who was making videos for the foot fetish market, and when it was sent in for rating, came back with a PG, essentially 'safe for everyone'. He then went back and got a woman to voiceover the video of hot naked foot action, with some pointless swearing, to ensure he got the adult rating he needed to have on the case to fit it into the porn section One man's meat is another's poison, and all that.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I watched porn for the first time at around 18. Alas I am not a dude. Suffice it to say I was very unimpressed !

I know lots of girls who like porn.

I am sure there are many. I was unimpressed, not my entire gender.

I know, it's just your first post seemed to imply that not being male was the reason, it's no big deal.

I have one buddy who literally is obsessed with porn.. she knows more about all the fetishes and wierd shit than any of us! needless to say... the guys all think she's cool haha

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Sorry, but I'm not sad enough to need to look at pornography. I think the women have to be pretty damn stupid to not be able to get a real job, as well. Also, I'M MALE.

OMGWTF?!

 

[Dusty Donuts]

It's all down to the definition of pornography, tho I'd imagine most, maybe not all, but most men, within an hour of being connected to the internet for the first time, probably typed 'sex' 'porn', or 'fucking' into Google.

Sorry, can't say that I have. Who needs to?

 

[Marik2]

No shit. All men look at porn all the fucking time, if not they've at least watched it once or twice in their life.

Despite my wonderful imagination, I look at porn maybe...once a week?

For me I think I was 8 when I saw my first Hustler.

Woah how'd you end up seeing that did someone just left the magazine in plain sight?

No. By the age of 8, I was already pretty knowledgeable about sex (what goes where, why and the aftermath) and I knew what masturbation was through watching movies and TV shows. I also knew that my dad had a small stash of Playboy's and Hustlers under the bathroom sink just from me looking around one day. I found them and read them one day when I was 8.

Wow that was pretty careless of him I knew about sex when I was 7 cuz my mom told me everything. I wasn't expose to porn till I was 12.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Uh, I looked at porn ever once in a while because I simply stumbled on a bad website. I hate porn, so I only get on if its on accident. So in that case, 10-15.

 

[Sovvolf]

I started watching porn at around 8 years of age, my babysitters fault lol. I asked him were babies come from. So he put a porno on and after it finished he said "Basically that". Though I don't think it screwed my mind up to much . I still watch porn every now and again. I don't think their is a person in the world with the possible exclusion of Amish's that doesn't watch porn.

 

[Julianking93]

No shit. All men look at porn all the fucking time, if not they've at least watched it once or twice in their life.

Despite my wonderful imagination, I look at porn maybe...once a week?

For me I think I was 8 when I saw my first Hustler.

Woah how'd you end up seeing that did someone just left the magazine in plain sight?

No. By the age of 8, I was already pretty knowledgeable about sex (what goes where, why and the aftermath) and I knew what masturbation was through watching movies and TV shows. I also knew that my dad had a small stash of Playboy's and Hustlers under the bathroom sink just from me looking around one day. I found them and read them one day when I was 8.

Wow that was pretty careless of him I knew about sex when I was 7 cuz my mom told me everything. I wasn't expose to porn till I was 12.

Guess I was lucky then.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

It's all down to the definition of pornography, tho I'd imagine most, maybe not all, but most men, within an hour of being connected to the internet for the first time, probably typed 'sex' 'porn', or 'fucking' into Google.

Sorry, can't say that I have. Who needs to?

As I said, most people...

Not thru a desperate lust for pornography, but a simple case of burning curiosity as to what is out there, having stepped from a world where bikini models are corraled to the top shelf, to a world where everything is there ready to be seen.

I don't believe I'm in a minority, going on a mad porn hunt very early on in my connection to the online world. Nowadays I'm take it or leave it, but back then it was the thrill of the forbidden mixed with curiousity and of course, the joy of limitless naked women.

 

[zenoaugustus]

Well the question is asking that if you ever seen porn not that you regularly watch it. And why did your friend watch porn with you that's pretty awkward.

He asked me if I had ever seen any. I said no, so he had me watch some. But he left the room. I never said he was with me haha. That would have been even more awkward.