Grubnar post=18.70217.690050 said:
There is no such thing as "American English".
This is from "Declaration of Revocation of Independence" by John Cleese (I think).
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour'; skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.
You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."
You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to re-spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.
Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary." Using the same thirty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "uhh", "like", and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
Look up "interspersed."
There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary, then you won't have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as "US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents --- Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.
Isn't that mostly just a rant from a random angry Brit with no power over anything other than whatever means he distrubuted his random rant?
Who is actually scientifically wrong on some points, limited vocabulary is more efficient (albeit only slightly) because common words take less time to interpret into meaning. I also find it very funny that he argues that we're lazy to use timesaving techniques such as dropping unessessary letters and also that we're inefficient to use fewer words. And of course, British English has far more words that call for bleeping in Jerry Springer than American English.
And where's the "a" in -burgh. Don't we have the word burough if we're calling it "burra?" Wouldn't that mean burgh is nothing more than a lazy shortening of burough, like fo'c'sle (forecastle)? And it doesn't even have the obligatory apostraphe!
Of course this is just preaching to the choir, just saying what they're all thinking more eloquently than they could and with a false pretense of authority.
And now I finally understand why they say "Zed Pee Em" in SGA sometimes. But really, what other letter is said with two vowels (aside from "double-yoo")?
Lastly, I'd like to explain why Americans seem to recognize only a few British dialects and accents. There's too damn many! Britain's number of accents is greater than all of mainland Europe's, and Brits all speak the same language.
Really, does every district of every town and every farming village have it's own unique accent?
It's not like it's your fault (it comes from having a static population with little or no intercommunication, you know Medieval Britain, then compound that with the unreasonable variety of cultural backgrounds), but's it's not like Americans (who have 3, maybe 5 appreciably different accents in the entire country) are going to understand them.
Think about it, if you were 15 by the time you heard an accent different from your own would you be any good at understanding heavy accents? Also consider that you're accent is one of the most generically intelligible in the world.
And (correct me if I'm wrong) isn't "eh" (pronounced "ai" or "a, ee" run together, a grunt meaning "Do you understand me?") commonly said in Britain because of these various almost unintelligible dialects?
(yes, I'm aware of the Canadian stereotype)
And don't interpret the is as judgement, just a rebounding argument without maliscious intent trying to keep to verifiable fact and avoid questionable opinion.