I feel like its my civic duty to dismantle bits of this piece done by Jim Sterling in
PSA: Do not buy AMY today:
Despite very promising trailers and details
Please, I looked up everything I possibly could on Amy before it was released and it is nowhere near as built up as atom bombs like Duke Nukem Forever, Dragon Age II, any Call of Duty since WaW, any Fable or Dead Island. In fact they probably didn't build it up enough because most of the gamers I know haven't heard much if anything about it.
and there are five chapters)
Fuck me if I'm wrong but there are six chapters. It could be that the last chapter is just a giant cutscene or something. But I'm looking at the menu right now and there are definitely six of them.
I could talk about the controls that make characters stick to walls and random bits of floor
Its less sticky than Dragon Age and Mass Effect
I could talk about stealth gameplay that appears to be inspired by Vampire f*cking Rain
The enemy AI is smarter than Splinter Cell and there are 4 types of movement: running, walking, walking slowly and sneaking
imagine everything you hated about survival horror, minus anything you might have loved
As a survival horror junkie I take offense to that. Lets take Silent Hill 2 (or 3 or 4) for example. In Amy when in combat mode you will lock on to the closest enemy you are facing but the lock isn't near as "locked" as Silent Hill, its quite easy to switch between enemies. I
love the music in Amy. Its nowhere near Akira Yamaoko but it fits well. And where Silent Hill 2 (and pretty much every Silent Hill outside of 3) has only 1 or 2 un-kill-able enemies Amy is chalk full of them and it does wonders to the tension it gives the player. But its never
too much. On Normal no encounter has been too difficult (Farcry AI noticabilty) or too easy (Splinter Cell) and every one can be outmaneuvered after giving it a little bit of thought.
The one good thing I can say about AMY is that even the introductory cutscene is a stuttering load of poorly animated shit, so at least it's not trying to completely fool you.
If the cutscenes and the animation are more important to you than the story, gameplay or environment then maybe you should consider watching a movie instead. Like I said earlier I really wish I knew how much money they had going into this because if its anything near the budgets of most xbla games they did a good job of putting it where it counts. Where many $15 xbla games are either side scrollers or over the top views Amy is 3D and the in-game looks just as good as either of the Dead Rising 2 Cases (both of which were taken right out of the main game).
It would crush my soul to think of anybody purchasing this, because it is, as far as I'm concerned, outright theft to charge $10 for this
I don't know what to tell you, Jim. I enjoy it and I think a lot of people are going to miss out. For what AMY offers $10 is a
steal.