Poll: An idea

[Honest Jed]

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door.

Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors.

The stronger you punch, the better the door.

So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

What are your thoughts on this, fellow Escapists?

 

[Andy Shandy]

And I'll have one of whatever fine drug you've been smoking.

Although continuing along this man-punch-door train of thought, how hard do you have to hit someone on this scale to turn them into, say, an automatic door?

 

[aba1]

I actually really like the concept you could pull some really interesting stories out of this concept.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I love the way your mind works.

But now you know our secret, and for that, you must be eliminated...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I dunno, I was thinking about boning this sixteen year old I work with, I like my idea better.

You could probably join the club if you do it so hard she turns into a door.

That actually made me laugh out loud

Thanks for that.

 

[Hazy992]

What is this I don't even...

Have you been sniffing solvents? That shit is bad for you, don't do it.

 

[Andy Shandy]

In fact, does the opposite work as well, if I punch a door, does it turn into a human?

I dunno, I was thinking about boning this sixteen year old I work with, I like my idea better.

You could probably join the club if you do it so hard she turns into a door.

Well played XD

 

[bobmus]

I once punched this guy so hard he turned into a chair.

But never a door.

Also:

I dunno, I was thinking about boning this sixteen year old I work with, I like my idea better.

You could probably join the club if you do it so hard she turns into a door.

I'm going to join the ranks of people thanking you for that joke.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

I remember that, lol

What was the poll going to include?

 

[Lugbzurg]

In before... Chuck Norris could totally do this.

Maybe, even Reginald Noble.

 

[TestingTheExaminer]

Jack Bauer?

 

[Aris Khandr]

What if they turned into the door at the beginning of Miyuki-chan in Wonderland?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/punching-somebody-so-hard-that-they-turn-into-a-door

Thank you for that link. Because of that I found an awesome meme about that life of Julia thingy (which are surprisingly bipartisan, in that they are absurdly insulting to both candidates).

Spoiler: example

 

[viranimus]

In before... Chuck Norris could totally do this.

Maybe, even Reginald Noble.

Damn it.. and here I was wanting to say that Norris' round house kick is how the perpetually revolving door was created.

 

[Lust]

I would punch someone so they'd make a door. Kick more people so there could be a wall, and from there, build a house.

Then I'd burn it to the ground.

Hm....I wonder what would happen if I punch the ashes?

 

[scorptatious]

In that case I'd imagine something like boxing wouldn't be a very wise career to pursue.