Poll: Are boobs the litmus test of evil?

[NeutralDrow]

It's not the size of the breasts that determine evilness, but how much of them you can view, and also if they're covered by something black, and leathery.

Perhaps, but...

Spoiler: Counterpoint

She's a rival, and occasionally amoral (she's a mercenary, really), but she's definitely not evil.

How can you last longer than 3 seconds in combat with no armor?

Naga's strategy typically involves ice spells, golem summoning, and making the ground explode, though she's got an arsenal beyond that (and is also surprisingly good with white magic).

Also, who the hell id that? The guy above you is still right though. There's always exceptions to every rule.

Naga, from Slayers. Any exception can make a rule not a rule...though not with just one exception, granted.

 

[Labyrinth]

Evil is generated in the Hair, not the bosom. Evil women are often big in the loose/full hair department, while your average Ripley or star wars heroine is sporting a crew cut or an elaborate bun. Never is this truer than in Anime.

Breasts in media are only a test of how eager the creators are to grab the disinterested male channel surfer.

So that would make me pretty much pure evil, right?

 

[geldonyetich]

Evil is not evident in any physical characteristic, and it's downright stereotypical to try to find one.

That said, if evil did come from giant breasts, at least they'd be justly chastised with back pain.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Evil is generated in the Hair, not the bosom. Evil women are often big in the loose/full hair department, while your average Ripley or star wars heroine is sporting a crew cut or an elaborate bun. Never is this truer than in Anime.

I would like to present a counterpoint.

I would like to introduce to you the pro and antagonist from a little series called Grenadier.

Spoiler: Rushuna. The protagonist of the series

Huge hair
Huge hoots

Spoiler: Setsuna. The antagonist of Grenadier

Small hair
Also huge hoots

The hair on the latter is more unruly.

And besides, that show is based on using jiggle-physics as a weapon, so to be evenly matched they both need to have hilariously impossible chests. I watched an episode with some friends and we may have wet ourselves laughing, I don't remember. We laughed a lot, though, I know that.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Well, I'm not sure.
Rayne had massive tits, but she was supposed to be the protagonist... but she was a ***** and a moron, but this was hardly a unique feature in her universe, everyone's a moron.

Anyway, no.

Except in The Sabotuer.
Good Lord.

 

[Kinguendo]

No, the passion that they put into their mustache growing is the measure of their evil.

EDIT: Not on women of course... except a woman with a mustache would certainly cause a certain degree of fear.

 

[Timotei]

And besides, that show is based on using jiggle-physics as a weapon, so to be evenly matched they both need to have hilariously impossible chests.

Sooooo....what're we talkin 'ere? M? MMM? In my opinion they already have impossibly large chest as it is. Ones probably larger than my head if they were both around 7'10".

I watched an episode with some friends and we may have wet ourselves laughing, I don't remember. We laughed a lot, though, I know that.

One episode, try watching the whole series. After a point it stops being funny and starts being just loathesome, not to mention that 2 episodes in a row were not synched and had a 3:03 and a 5:54 second audio delay (yes, I timed it). I was pleasuring thoughts of suicide.

I also decided to put a shoot myslef in the ear when I chose to watch it in English dubs. I feel sorry for Wendee Lee, you can just hear the "Oh-good-god-let's-just-get-this-over-with-and-collect-my-check" in her voice.

 

[ThreeWords]

Boobs can't determine pH, but they are delicious.

I was going to say something serious, but I was detoured to less intelligent part of my head by the above post. Ah well...

 

[similar.squirrel]

I've noticed this too..They turn blue when there is alkaline devilry afoot.

 

[Romaru]

It's not the size of the boobs, it's the size of their lips (get your mind out of the gutter)

Thin lipped characters tend to be more evil. And eyes too

 

[Shadowfaze]

It works backwards.

Big boobs and good= evil by the end.
Big boobs and evil= good by the end.

Every time.

 

[edcalaban]

Its the amount of boob you can see. More visibility (usually) = evilz.

 

[Logic 0]

No usually only one large breasted girl is evil while the rest are usually the protagionst friend/love intrest.

 

[BonsaiK]

The rabbit-hole goes massively deep on this one. I could answer this comprehensively but I don't have five days or the time to put together all the references I'd need to stop people yelling "source?". I'll just say that the OP is onto something bigger than Ben Hur and he's not going to get a defintive answer to this question anywhere outside a university.

 

[Fwee]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm sorry, what? I was thinking about breasts.

 

[Fox1789]

..i agree that boobs are evil.. my bra size is a 32 D and i use it to get whatever i want! MUAHAHA!

 

[ResonanceSD]

Tifa from FF7. 'Nuff said.

Lulu from FFX. Nuffer said?