Poll: Are you a scruncher or a folder?

[Powereaver]

After seeing the classic toilet paper commerical with the lifelong question "Scrunch or Fold" i thought id pose the question to the community.. do you scrunch or fold?

I started a scruncher but as i got older i became a folder its weird!

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Started a scurncher, became a folder, never looked back.

On the off-topic side, maybe we should compile all the threads ever asked about Escapist toilet habits?

Folder or scruncher?
Standing wiper or sitting wiper?
How many sheets?
Right or left handed?
Do you wipe after urinating as well?

There's some very good survey material here for... someone I'm sure.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Are really moving from drowning threads to toilet threads?
This is a strange turn of events.

I'm going for the "It's toilet paper, who cares" option but I fold, I think. I've never paid too much attention.

 

[Eleuthera]

Scrunching is an option? As far as I can remember I've always folded...

 

[Queen Michael]

What is this "scrinching" and "folding"?

 

[Ganath]

I think I do both. So I'll go for the who cares option as well.

 

[Scrustle]

WTF? People scrunch toilet paper? Why the hell would anyone do that? That sounds incredibly inefficient and unhygienic.

 

[Keoul]

WTF? People scrunch toilet paper? Why the hell would anyone do that? That sounds incredibly inefficient and unhygienic.

I fold, that was my reaction as well when you said people actually scrunch.

 

[Zhukov]

Neither.

I'm a wrapper.

No, I shall not be going into detail on that.

 

[Basement Cat]

Wad-wad-wad-wad-wad.

Fold it? Heresy!

 

[King of Asgaard]

Folder.
I find it more civilised.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

Ehhhh.. I do neither. I just drop it into the toilet. It isn't exactly something that gets too much thought from me, I'm afraid.

 

[Womplord]

Scruncher. When I take over the world, I plan to exterminate all folders.

 

[smithy_2045]

Folding is more efficient.

 

[Jaeke]

Really? Why did I click on this expecting something else (not to insult the OP).

OT: Well I think I've invented a pretty ingenious system of scrunching the paper but leaving a square or two to act as a shield around my thumb and hand as to avoid accidental misplacing of the objective at hand. I've created a sort of half-ahd-half I believe.

EDIT: I could never be a folder, seems to unhygenic, like at any moment the levy's could burst, causing irrepairable damage.

 

[manic_depressive13]

Ehhhh.. I do neither. I just drop it into the toilet. It isn't exactly something that gets too much thought from me, I'm afraid.

You just drop the paper into the toilet before wiping your bumhole?

OT: I fold.

 

[Goofguy]

I do both, depending on the quality of the toilet paper.

What? Don't look at me like that.

 

[Tjebbe]

I didn't even know there was a no-fold method.

had to look it up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rZHpSZU5lI

but still not quite sure how scrunching is supposed to be done, though.

to quote that video: 'what are you... just ripping it up, just jamming it up there and hope for the best?'

 

[Arakasi]

3rd poll options skew results.

Stop it.