Poll: Are you a Vegetarian?

[elcamino41383]

I honestly think the only reason to be vegetarian is to protest the big corporte factory farms in this fucking world. I'm perfectly fine with that but its the vegetarians who wont eat mammals because they have faces. Basically I hate the fucking peta vegetarins but I guess who doesn't. Just as an example I have two friends. Friend A and Friend B are both "vegetarians." A is an vegetarian because he disaproves of factory farms and B is a vegetarians because he just followed A when we were kids. I ask them both "If I went in to the forest and killed a deer humanly and quickly would you eat it?" A says probably, he would prefer some kind of vegetable because thats what his stomach is used to. B sayed no, because he sayed "What, you think your all manly venturing into the woods just to kill a cute defenseless deer?" I offered them an alternative, an octopus that of which I caught by spearing it and tentacle and spent a month endlessly torturing it. A sayed deer, B sayed octopus. I asked why he sayed "Dude I dont give a shit about a fucking octopus theres a million of them, they can go burn in hell." That comment made me hate the world

Wow i just typed a paragraphy about how much I hate hypocritical vegetarians. I need to stop posting.

this gave me a good chuckle!

But yeah....fuck no to being a vegetarian. after a surgery I had, I couldn't eat solid food for about 2 months. That SUCKED. At one point I got so desperate for some meat I put steak in a friggin blender just so I didn't have to chew as much and my stomach could digest it easier. I never wanna go through that again...though steak in a blender really isn't as bad as it sounds, should probably try it again...hmmmm

 

[Boris Goodenough]

I enjoy meat too much to change. Also I've seen too many people become sick from a vegan or vegetarian diet.

 

[Fraught]

"only 1% of the worlds population are vegetarians" (hes not actually smart enough to use those big words, its just how id have said it).

He doesn't know how to use these kind of words? And you call those 'big words'?
How old is he? 5? 4? Okay, let's cut him some slack. 8? And I wonder what words he could use to communicate that phrase to you.

Anyway, no, I'm not. I do eat a lot of vegetables, but I also absolutely love meat. I don't eat a lot of it, but I do like it.

 

[Hollock]

No but I've been considering it.

 

[badpun]

I have considered it but i just enjoy meat too much to give it up

 

[likalaruku]

I have more respect for vegetarian's economic & animal rights good will & willpower, but fish & chicken & pork & chicken & beef & chicken & chicken & chicken are just too tastey >.<

 

[bad rider]

 

[DividedUnity]

I have alot of respect for vegetarians. I know I couldnt do it and its a pretty smart way of life you know less stages in energy transfer yadda yadda yadda. I think vegans are stupid though but then again they'd probably say the same about me so the balance of the universe is restored

 

[Traun]

Pescedarian, a healthy human diet includes some form of meat, I was at some point pure vegetarian, but decided to included fish in my diet to help my health.

Also - it is unnatural not to eat meat, the human body is made so that it requires it.

 

[Keepitclean]

If you aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

 

[JLML]

My diet consists of... GREEN APPLES, RED APPLES, APPLES APPLES APPLES!!!!! =9

Seriously though, I guess I'm a vegetarian, because if I actually eat something, it definitely isn't any meat in the meal.

 

[luclin92]

im a vegetarian and i am it because i actualy dont like meat.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Yeah, I'm vagvegetarian. I still eat dairy products and eggs, but I don't eat meat or fish, which is a fair compromise.

 

[MrNickster]

I'm a meat eater, but I eat my veggies and fruit too. Vegetarians are fine-as long as they don't declare me a soul crunching, life crushing corpse swallower becuase I had some chicken nuggets.

 

[zombiesinc]

I work in a kitchen, so I'll quite often call for some bacon to be put in the oven for my tasting pleasure. I enjoy meat too much to go vegan or vegetarian. But kudos to those who choose to do it, whatever their reasons.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Hell no! I love eating animals.

 

[Acaroid]

I tried being a vegetarian once... I almost died of starvation.
I couldn't survive as a vegetarian =P

I was a meat eater once, I almost died of a heart attack, now I'm not and the healthiest I have ever been.
No one can survive as a meat eater, they have 100% rate of death

note: No I am not a vegi, just pointing out how stupid your comment sounded LMAO

 

[Georgie_Leech]

Please forgive me taking this oppurtunity to rant to all the vegetarians and (shudder) vegans out there:

I get that you think it is wrong, but stop trying to "convert me" into a vegetarian. Eating meat is not bad. It is a natural process everywhere in the world, practised at all biological and evolutionary levels. There are certain amino acids that can only be obtained through eating other animals, that actually have the ability to manufacture these proteins. It is both healthy and natural, and products life tofu are just not effective substitutes in my eyes.

I respect your choice, and will not seek to influence you otherwise. I'd appreciate the same respect. In the words of Raven: "I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat."

 

[Iron Criterion]

No definate carnivore. I have never understood those who refuse to eat meat on principle, seems pretentious.

 

[ridiculon]

I am a vegetarian for religious reasons, and have been eating vegan because my girlfriend is (though I hesitate to actually call myself vegan because I keep sneaking milkshakes when she's not around >_> so good)

I really don't appreciate the people who preach it, though. I mean, yeah, I think it's better not to eat meat. I also think it's preferable to tip your waiter, but I don't go around demanding if people do it and berating them if they don't. It's a personal damn decision.