Poll: Are you ready to die?

[Hazy]

I help you on your sprees of ridding the world of evil? Love you too, Bob

Of evil?
No. Those people often give me nukes. I'm saving the competition for a while anyway.
You help me with ridding the world of whaaaaales.
Damn them.

Aha.
They are hiding something though.. I can feel it..

[small]I think they're onto us [/small]

 

[Julianking93]

I'm sad now...

 

[Neonbob]

Aha.
They are hiding something though.. I can feel it..

Spoiler: ENEMY SIGHTED!

[small]I think they're onto us [/small]

Crap! Initiate plan Echo 5 Niner Epsilon!
Get us out of here!
Put on your tinfoil hats so they cannot read your mind!

 

[Hazy]

Aha.
They are hiding something though.. I can feel it..

Spoiler: ENEMY SIGHTED!

[small]I think they're onto us [/small]

Crap! Initiate plan Echo 5 Niner Epsilon!
Get us out of here!
Put on your tinfoil hats so they cannot read your mind!

Spoiler: Oh my..

HE'S IN CAHOOTS WITH THE ENEMY!

We need to get out of dodge, fast.

 

[HT_Black]

Probably say 'Well, that's too bad' and shrug it off. Then I'd go into a stretch of bingewriting, bingeeating, bingesinging, and bingegaming. Then I'd go down to the local Deus Ex Machina store and hand over a tenner.

 

[Neonbob]

Get a trench coat. Pack it full of spam. Walk into a crowded public space. Shout "I AM THE HUMAN PERSONIFICATION OF SPAM!"

Detonate charges.

Or sneak yourself into the packaging facility for SPAM at night, and hide in one of the machines.
Come morning, you'll be dead, the machines will start up, and with luck, a few people will open the can and either be scarred for life or unwittingly eat you.
That would be funny.

Spoiler: Oh my..

HE'S IN CAHOOTS WITH THE ENEMY!

We need to get out of dodge, fast.

That TRAITOR!
*presses detonator*
*traitor's head goes kablooey*
Once we are at a safe distance, deploy big mama!

 

[Akai Shizuku]

-looks at poll results-

Wow, we have a lot of sick f**ks on this website.

 

[Hazy]

Spoiler: Oh my..

HE'S IN CAHOOTS WITH THE ENEMY!

We need to get out of dodge, fast.

That TRAITOR!
*presses detonator*
*traitor's head goes kablooey*
Once we are at a safe distance, deploy big mama!

Spoiler: Big Mama

Uhh.. I don't think she'll, He'll.. IT'LL fit in the ride.

 

[Neonbob]

Spoiler: Big Mama

Uhh.. I don't think she'll, He'll.. IT'LL fit in the ride.

Oh it will. We have plenty of blubber, after all!
It shall go through!

 

[Gene O]

I was disappointed to see that 'Do what you can to try to wake up tomorrow' wasn't an option. Shame, that, as it's exactly what I'd do.

 

[CeeJay]

Say you are having constant pains all over your body, so you go to the doctor only to discover that you only have less than 10 hrs. to live.

I'd like lots & lots of painkilling drugs for the last 10 hours that i'm gonna spend in constant pain

(I like the sexytime/kill vote split. hahahaha!)

 

[Slash Dementia]

Ten hours... Probably sleep. Sleep or kill, either one.

In all seriousness, I would spend time with my friends and family, but not the "oh, I'm sad I'm dying" stuff. Just act normal.

 

[dsau]

Say you are having constant pains all over your body, so you go to the doctor only to discover that you only have less than 10 hrs. to live. Any regrets? What would you do on your last days on Earth?

if it was the last day on earth i would party my ass off and laugh as the masses cower before an ultimate force that is or demise, bring death on, im not scared of it. just give me a lick of a before hand, and let me enjoy myself, before i go down in smoke with a smile on my face and i scream out against it and die like everyone else. it will be beautiful

Edit: while i listen to my favorite bands and do what i want and go down in flames. id love to die that way.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Do some fun exciting things with family and friends?? Then, before the end, get my sexy on?

 

[Apathetic Flamingo]

Office Space is playing in my head. "Two chicks at the same time."

 

[Kriptonite]

I help you on your sprees of ridding the world of evil? Love you too, Bob

Of evil?
No. Those people often give me nukes. I'm saving the competition for a while anyway.
You help me with ridding the world of whaaaaales.
Damn them.

What do you have against whales?
Anyway, I would say goodbye to everyone I know and do some things that would probably kill me anyway if I wasn't really to die.

 

[magnuslion]

Hang with my crew one last time and throw down a round with them.

 

[Achievment Relocked]

And then it turns out your actually gonna live.