Poll: Are you ready to die?

[Sigel]

I would right my wrongs, and make peace and say good bye to my enemies, friends, and family. I would also have a fantastic dinner at my favorite restaurant.

 

[Lono Shrugged]

I don't understand why everyone has these insane sex plans they are not implementing RIGHT NOW!

As for my plan. I would probably eat an entire book of acid and get in a plane with a collection of John Denver CD's. Have a live stream to Vegas and Monte Carlo of myself singing along while foreign playboys and mafia bookies alike take odds on my inevitable demise.

 

[Kriptonite]

You help me with ridding the world of whaaaaales.
Damn them.

What do you have against whales?

They're nice, big, smug targets.
And they blow up so nicely.

I'm worried about the whales myself.

Oh, don't worry about them.
They feel no pain.
Heh.

I'm a tad worried about you Bob. But, a classic way to kill a whale is small explosives lining the inside. Once they go off, the whale expands a little and boom, it's a whale carcass. You may then proceed to blow up(nuke) it.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a tad worried about you Bob. But, a classic way to kill a whale is small explosives lining the inside. Once they go off, the whale expands a little and boom, it's a whale carcass. You may then proceed to blow up(nuke) it.

Just a tad?
Oh well.
I can work with that.
There's more leniency that way.
And I just like to cut that middle step right out. Inefficiency does kinda bug me.
Nuke em from the start!

 

[Epifols]

Aww, I came here expecting to answer if I'm ready to die, but the poll is about what I would do on my last day. How depressing, what a let down...

 

[KaiRai]

Say you are having constant pains all over your body, so you go to the doctor only to discover that you only have less than 10 hrs. to live. Any regrets? What would you do on your last days on Earth?

Get lots of people pregnant. My legacy shall live on!!

failing that, I'd shoot up a council estate.

 

[Steve Dark]

I'll need to get my hat.

 

[Kriptonite]

I'm a tad worried about you Bob. But, a classic way to kill a whale is small explosives lining the inside. Once they go off, the whale expands a little and boom, it's a whale carcass. You may then proceed to blow up(nuke) it.

Just a tad?
Oh well.
I can work with that.
There's more leniency that way.
And I just like to cut that middle step right out. Inefficiency does kinda bug me.
Nuke em from the start!

Well I don't know now. Maybe a tad is an [small][small]understatement[/small][/small]. My bad, next time I'll get all the facts before I say a tad.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a tad worried about you Bob. But, a classic way to kill a whale is small explosives lining the inside. Once they go off, the whale expands a little and boom, it's a whale carcass. You may then proceed to blow up(nuke) it.

Just a tad?
Oh well.
I can work with that.
There's more leniency that way.
And I just like to cut that middle step right out. Inefficiency does kinda bug me.
Nuke em from the start!

Well I don't know now. Maybe a tad is an [small][small]understatement[/small][/small]. My bad, next time I'll get all the facts before I say a tad.

That would probably be for the best.
I'd hate for you to underestimate the level of severity of a potentially harmful situation.
Such as defusing a nuke under your chair.

 

[Captain Pancake]

find someone I find attractive and say "I've got ten hours to live, would you mind..."

 

[Kriptonite]

Well I don't know now. Maybe a tad is an [small][small]understatement[/small][/small]. My bad, next time I'll get all the facts before I say a tad.

That would probably be for the best.
I'd hate for you to underestimate the level of severity of a potentially harmful situation.
Such as defusing a nuke under your chair.

That's okay. Oprah diffused it when she was putting a humpback whale under my chair.(Dane Cook, Rough Around The Edges reference)[small](That being said, just so you know, I'm not an Oprah fan. But I do enjoy the comedic stylings of Dane Cook)[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

Well I don't know now. Maybe a tad is an [small][small]understatement[/small][/small]. My bad, next time I'll get all the facts before I say a tad.

That would probably be for the best.
I'd hate for you to underestimate the level of severity of a potentially harmful situation.
Such as defusing a nuke under your chair.

That's okay. Oprah diffused it when she was putting a humpback whale under my chair.(Dane Cook, Rough Around The Edges reference)[small](That being said, just so you know, I'm not an Oprah fan. But I do enjoy the comedic stylings of Dane Cook)[/small]

Damn that woman!
She's thwarted me twice now!
There shall not be a third!

 

[Kriptonite]

Well I don't know now. Maybe a tad is an [small][small]understatement[/small][/small]. My bad, next time I'll get all the facts before I say a tad.

That would probably be for the best.
I'd hate for you to underestimate the level of severity of a potentially harmful situation.
Such as defusing a nuke under your chair.

That's okay. Oprah diffused it when she was putting a humpback whale under my chair.(Dane Cook, Rough Around The Edges reference)[small](That being said, just so you know, I'm not an Oprah fan. But I do enjoy the comedic stylings of Dane Cook)[/small]

Damn that woman!
She's thwarted me twice now!
There shall not be a third!

Be warned my friend, if you mess with Oprah. Women and people of *ahem* color with be furious. Just pack enough nukes to get everyone if that is indeed our plan.

 

[wwjdftw]

Wow, no.
I am never ready to die.

If I lived a million years, I would die too soon.

Anyway, I would do something that I always wanted to try: Killing.

I would go fulfill my lust to smash several peoples brains out on to the side walk, then i would beat the shit out of their dick head friends and i might even torture them first.

Whaaaat?

 

[Sipo]

if i only got 10 hours then id jus get every1 i no and have a mega hardcore 10 hour party and get hammered. that way id basially do all the things u said up there. id spend all my money on booze id b with friends an family, and durin the whole ordeal id prolly end up doin something outrageous, killin someone and then havin sexy time before im so smashed that all i can do is lay there and wait it out XD.

 

[Neonbob]

Be warned my friend, if you mess with Oprah. Women and people of *ahem* color with be furious. Just pack enough nukes to get everyone if that is indeed our plan.

You mean black people?
The two I know hate her too.
I'll get them to eliminate her.
Yay for assigned deaths!
And I have plenty of nukes for all.

 

[Kriptonite]

Be warned my friend, if you mess with Oprah. Women and people of *ahem* color with be furious. Just pack enough nukes to get everyone if that is indeed our plan.

You mean black people?
The two I know hate her too.
I'll get them to eliminate her.
Yay for assigned deaths!
And I have plenty of nukes for all.

Indeed I do. Didn't want to say it on here because you KNOW some one will freak out and it will be some huge thing.
What two do you speak of?
Get them to videotape it, you can show it on cookouts.
Do you think that I c-could have one. Also, not shot at me killing me. As a present.

 

[Neonbob]

Indeed I do. Didn't want to say it on here because you KNOW some one will freak out and it will be some huge thing.
What two do you speak of?
Get them to videotape it, you can show it on cookouts.
Do you think that I c-could have one. Also, not shot at me killing me. As a present.

Not really. I've used it a few times.
Sorry, but unless they're from Africa, as in they were born there, they are black to me.
*shrugs*
I'm not tellin. They already have assassins after them, too.
Putting their names on the interwebs would be another small issue for them.
I suppose so...good catch, too.
That's an important thing to say.
I'll give you one of the medium sized MIRVs.

 

[barryween]

Well I'd die a virgin so I'd take care of that and I'd die never having killed anyone so I'd kill some scum bag. I'll assume I'd have about 8 hours left so I'd spend 4 sitting with my family then 4 sitting with my friends, reminiscing about the good times.