Poll: Ball Pits
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No, I would not like a ball-pit in my workplace. There are many reasons for this:
1) The pit would be ridiculous to clean. Children will probably piss and puke all over and considering I'm on the lowest rung of the ladder, it would be my job to clean it up.
2) My workplace already has a lot of children running around at any given time. The pit would only attract more.
3) The balls would get everywhere. I'm a pretty clumsy person so I'd bet that I'd slip on them pretty often, especially when carrying something heavy or fragile. I really don't want to get injured right now and I especially don't want to ruin something valuable and/or important.
And most importantly:
4) I currently do not have a girlfriend to f-ck in it. That's the only reason I'd want access to a ball-pit: to mimic the XKCD comic.
1) The pit would be ridiculous to clean. Children will probably piss and puke all over and considering I'm on the lowest rung of the ladder, it would be my job to clean it up.
2) My workplace already has a lot of children running around at any given time. The pit would only attract more.
3) The balls would get everywhere. I'm a pretty clumsy person so I'd bet that I'd slip on them pretty often, especially when carrying something heavy or fragile. I really don't want to get injured right now and I especially don't want to ruin something valuable and/or important.
And most importantly:
4) I currently do not have a girlfriend to f-ck in it. That's the only reason I'd want access to a ball-pit: to mimic the XKCD comic.
I'd stick all the screaming children and teenagers who always look shifty in a ball pit if we had one. You! Are you being stupidly annoying? Get in the PIT!
I'd use a ball pit for naps, but we've got a already got a super comfy futon in the staff room, so no real need.
I'd use a ball pit for naps, but we've got a already got a super comfy futon in the staff room, so no real need.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!person427 said:
The kids are still posting stuff about ball-pits in my post.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.147177#3380491
I'll refer all future ball-pit related stuff to this thread XD
And yes I'd very much like a ball pit at the office.
I remember reading that public ball pits are one of the most dangerous places.
Besides all the garbage and rotting food in the bottom you cant see; they're full of hypodermic needles, condoms, pee, feces & all kinds of nasty stuff.
Besides all the garbage and rotting food in the bottom you cant see; they're full of hypodermic needles, condoms, pee, feces & all kinds of nasty stuff.
I remember reading that public ball pits are one of the most dangerous places.
Besides all the garbage and rotting food in the bottom you cant see; they're full of hypodermic needles, condoms, pee, feces & all kinds of nasty stuff.
Besides all the garbage and rotting food in the bottom you cant see; they're full of hypodermic needles, condoms, pee, feces & all kinds of nasty stuff.
