Poll: Bayonetta, A game TOO Japanese?

[Rancid0ffspring]

Quite frankly I have no interest in this game. All this game is is DMC with a pair of tits as the main character. If I want to watch scantly clad women, experience crap plot lines & cheesey acting I'll watch some porn for free on t'internet.

Edit:

Naw that's fine.

Fits with the main character from whom (I believe..) is a over the top sorceress, from whom fights like a dancer... with pistols.

You wanna see bad?

Here.

Did I just watch bondage porn?!?! Oh dear god japan what is wrong with you?!

Was the guy talking in this having a w**k or something?

 

[squid5580]

Oh fuck yes, I will SO be getting this game! Looks like the best dance sequence since the opening of FFX-2, only Bayonetta is even hotter than Yuna!

I agree with you except for the Yuna part. She might be if she loses the glasses and lets her hair down (like the nerdy girl from every 80's movie) but until then I maintain Yuna is the hotter of the 2.

Take the glasses OFF and let the hair DOWN?! Clearly you don't understand the appeal of the "Hot Librarian" [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HotLibrarian] fetish.

That is correct. Well I do understand it but I don't have it. It doesn't work for me.

 

[Gladion]

Naw that's fine.

Fits with the main character from whom (I believe..) is a over the top sorceress, from whom fights like a dancer... with pistols.

You wanna see bad?

Here.

Oh dear god, I am avoiding this game at ALL costs. I will stick with my Assassin's Creed 2 thank you very much.

May I ask what your problem is with it?

>_> You watched the video right?

I did, now please continue. :3

 

[The DSM]

Im getting the demo (4th December on xbox, no info on any other platform) at least, I think one of the designers of Okami did artwork for it, so it atleast gets a look in.

 

[Megacherv]

Too Japanese? She has an absurd/arousing Britih accent for starters. Second, it's as Japanese as DMC, just more erotic.

 

[HentMas]

First of all, its imposible to only have one song in the whole game

second of all, this is a "Dance Clip" obviously made just to show off the engine, the character and the movility she haves and to be fare she moves almost like a real person (and the hair animation looks cool too!) nice little piece of programming

and thirtly, you cant judge a game by this video, for all those who said something "too japanese" YES! this video is too Japanese because its made for Japanese audiences, but we know nothing about the reall gameplay to take make an oppinion (and if you have already done your research, please excuse this point and move on)

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Most game's are too "Japanese" for my taste.

 

[NathanAjax]

First of all, its imposible to only have one song in the whole game

second of all, this is a "Dance Clip" obviously made just to show off the engine, the character and the movility she haves and to be fare she moves almost like a real person (and the hair animation looks cool too!) nice little piece of programming

and thirtly, you cant judge a game by this video, for all those who said something "too japanese" YES! this video is too Japanese because its made for Japanese audiences, but we know nothing about the reall gameplay to take make an oppinion (and if you have already done your research, please excuse this point and move on)

A friend of mine has imported it, so I have seen more of it. Of course this clip doesn't show any gameplay, but the game is really weird. It plays great, but things like guillotines appearing out of nowhere in combos and enemies exploding in a bunch of coins is just so strange. And while this song isn't played the whole game, this style of j-pop is.

 

[HentMas]

First of all, its imposible to only have one song in the whole game

second of all, this is a "Dance Clip" obviously made just to show off the engine, the character and the movility she haves and to be fare she moves almost like a real person (and the hair animation looks cool too!) nice little piece of programming

and thirtly, you cant judge a game by this video, for all those who said something "too japanese" YES! this video is too Japanese because its made for Japanese audiences, but we know nothing about the reall gameplay to take make an oppinion (and if you have already done your research, please excuse this point and move on)

A friend of mine has imported it, so I have seen more of it. Of course this clip doesn't show any gameplay, but the game is really weird. It plays great, but things like guillotines appearing out of nowhere in combos and enemies exploding in a bunch of coins is just so strange. And while this song isn't played the whole game, this style of j-pop is.

ok, i like J-Pop, thats all, and it seems ridiculous to me(at least to me) to say that one song defines the whole concept of J-Pop, but thats beside the point

guillotines appear out of nowhere?? now thats something i can call weird, exploding in a bunch of coins?? o damn... i guess they didnt want to put an enemy being torn to pieces... too weird

 

[NathanAjax]

First of all, its imposible to only have one song in the whole game

second of all, this is a "Dance Clip" obviously made just to show off the engine, the character and the movility she haves and to be fare she moves almost like a real person (and the hair animation looks cool too!) nice little piece of programming

and thirtly, you cant judge a game by this video, for all those who said something "too japanese" YES! this video is too Japanese because its made for Japanese audiences, but we know nothing about the reall gameplay to take make an oppinion (and if you have already done your research, please excuse this point and move on)

A friend of mine has imported it, so I have seen more of it. Of course this clip doesn't show any gameplay, but the game is really weird. It plays great, but things like guillotines appearing out of nowhere in combos and enemies exploding in a bunch of coins is just so strange. And while this song isn't played the whole game, this style of j-pop is.

ok, i like J-Pop, thats all, and it seems ridiculous to me(at least to me) to say that one song defines the whole concept of J-Pop, but thats beside the point

guillotines appear out of nowhere?? now thats something i can call weird, exploding in a bunch of coins?? o damn... i guess they didnt want to put an enemy being torn to pieces... too weird

Here is an example of the guillotine:

http://kotaku.com/5407080/bayonettas-torture-moves---press-b-to-summon-guillotine

Ps: The coins reminded me of Sonic

 

[Distorted Stu]

Do all Japanese characters dance like thoses from FFX?? Also the music is near the game same as any Final Fantasy!

Also, wtf.. Its so strange i want to play

 

[Arkhangelsk]

She's not even sexy. Her body is too slim and stretchy. It's like somebody's pulled her arms and legs for 2 hours. How tall is she, 7 feet? And the sex appeal is just too much. They've tried so hard to emphasize the sexiness that it's not even the slightest bit good looking or arousing. The music... It's tolerable, but I will probably kill myself after a few hours. I will probably not get it. The game is just too much. If they wanna make a game with open sexiness for the lonely nerds who actually get a stiffy from this, that's fine by me. But this... This doesn't even appeal to me, and I'm probably part of the target audience (i.e lonely teenage shut-ins who can only dream of getting laid).

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Too Japanese? She has an absurd/arousing Britih accent for starters. Second, it's as Japanese as DMC, just more erotic.

The only way DMC could reach this level of eroticism would be if Dante took his pants off instead of just prancing around shirtless, and started doing a pole-dance for no specific reason. *shutters*

 

[dalek sec]

J-pop isn't my favorite type of music but I'll wait till it comes out here before I buy it or curse it.

 

[NathanAjax]

She's not even sexy. Her body is too slim and stretchy. It's like somebody's pulled her arms and legs for 2 hours. How tall is she, 7 feet? And the sex appeal is just too much. They've tried so hard to emphasize the sexiness that it's not even the slightest bit good looking or arousing. The music... It's tolerable, but I will probably kill myself after a few hours. I will probably not get it. The game is just too much. If they wanna make a game with open sexiness for the lonely nerds who actually get a stiffy from this, that's fine by me. But this... This doesn't even appeal to me, and I'm probably part of the target audience (i.e lonely teenage shut-ins who can only dream of getting laid).

Did you notice that her head is waaaaaaaaaay to small for her enormous body?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

That was horrendous.

What's wrong with her head? Why is it so small?

I couldn't sit through 3 mintues of that cacophonous din, let alone 6 or 7 hours...

Also, at 2.10 she looks like she has a penis under her clothes.

 

[Dudeakoff]

From a purely gameplay standpoint, this game is looking miles ahead of DMC. And that 'joys bring joy' video was hilarious.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

She's not even sexy. Her body is too slim and stretchy. It's like somebody's pulled her arms and legs for 2 hours. How tall is she, 7 feet? And the sex appeal is just too much. They've tried so hard to emphasize the sexiness that it's not even the slightest bit good looking or arousing. The music... It's tolerable, but I will probably kill myself after a few hours. I will probably not get it. The game is just too much. If they wanna make a game with open sexiness for the lonely nerds who actually get a stiffy from this, that's fine by me. But this... This doesn't even appeal to me, and I'm probably part of the target audience (i.e lonely teenage shut-ins who can only dream of getting laid).

Did you notice that her head is waaaaaaaaaay to small for her enormous body?

Yes, I did notice that.