Genetics mean I can't grow a full on beard...yet another reason I have to hate nature! However, I can grow a pretty decent goatee/'stache combo, except the sides don't fill in, bah.
However, I still look better like this than I would clean shaven. Stupid thing really, I could go for a white collar job which pays marginally better than my current one, but for health and safety reasons guys must be clean shaven everyday, so I've said hell no and have stayed where I currently am.