Poll: BEARDS!

[NeutralDrow]

Mine's enough of a beast that I have to fight it every so often.

 

[AndyVale]

I also get flack from the family if I don't shave for a few days, so a beard is not for me right now.

I used to get that, but I think they backed off when they realised I looked greater than all of them combined. Especially when the awkward side of goatee bits started to fill out nicely, they knew that at any moment I could fashion myself a handlebar. You don't mess with a guy who has a handlebar. Just look at all guys who have busted out handlebars: Triple H, Lemmy and Chuck Norris, what boner would pick a fight with one of those? A stupid boner, that's who and one that will resemble a dead slab of vomit after five minutes in the ring with any of the above.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

There's definitely something happening on my face. Barely.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Have boobies, therefore cannot grow a beard, no intention of trading one for the other.

Beards are fucking sexy on guys, as long as they're grown right - ie: not a neck beard, and well groomed (especially if it's a viking beard). I approve of all the beards the poll shows, and good luck to those future beard-havers!

 

[xDarc]

No, I can't grow a proper one yet...yet.

We've all been there, keep on believin'

I'm 28. Still can't grow a proper one. Some guys just never do. Good luck.

On a side note- I did wish, as a small child, after seeing an old man in a tank top (his back hair was tufting out from under the shoulder straps) that I never got a hairy chest/back.

Got my wish.

 

[AndyVale]

I don't really like beards on guys, though. Just don't like how they look about 99% of the time.

Y'ain't never met me. Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

A single word with two apostrophes, Christ I'm on fire tonight.

But seriously, my chin beast makes all the boys really hard... but a female equivalent.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Yep I have one. It's ok, not too long, not too short, not too freaky. I think I'll trim it somewhat tomorrow.

 

[AndyVale]

On a side note- I did wish, as a small child, after seeing an old man in a tank top (his back hair was tufting out from under the shoulder straps) that I never got a hairy chest/back.

Hairy backs are just grim and uncivilised. Hairy chests rock, I used to use mine as ID to get into clubs and bars.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

I can grwo a pretty decent bit of face fuzz, it kept my face warm and looked awsome. Alas I shaved it, but I know I can always grow it again.

 

[Thegoodfriar]

My beard is just kinda pathetic... So I reasonably put it as "Can't grow one."

 

[AWAR]

I have like 3 pieces(?) of hair on my chin... Three..

 

[Old Hat]

Mine's slowly growing out, but it's hard to notice, since I'm blonde.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I am 19, and still can't grow a proper beard.

My facial hair is blonde, so it makes it all look like peach fuzz.

/sadface

 

[falcon1985]

Not realy a beard, I just keep forgetting to shave untill it starts itching.

 

[vanillabeans320]

im a rare person who looks best in stubble. ive had a huge beard and shaved clean looks. stubble just looks best

 

[Xeros]

I've got a petit goatee thing going on. I find it really suits me.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Got a pretty decent chinstrap.

 

[Souplex]

I always shaved it, so I decided to see what I look like with a beard last week. It's in the early stages and is nothing to write home about, but it's pretty good so far.

 

[Sonicron]

I have a full beard, but it gets wildly unmanagable if I let it grow out too long, so it's always neatly trimmed to about 1.5-2cm in length. Clean-shaven is really not an option for me, because it makes me look even heavier than I already am and it also makes me look younger than I am, which I don't like (I'm 23, by the way).