Silly Star Trek fans! It was never about the captains you find in the show, but the long game itself! Is this not the ship of fools who get themselves caught in some crazy situation each week and have to pull nine laws of physics out of their ass to get out? (Well okay, not Sisko, because DS9 wasn't mostly about being ON a ship.) Save your Starfleet captain free-for-all for Fight Club or something. (And host it with John De Lancie.)