Poll: Best zombie bludgeoning device?

[Brad Shepard]

If ive learned anything from bioshock, ive learned that a golf club will be my buddy if zombies come, sence it went into a normal man's skull a-ok, it could go through a zombie's head no problem

Yes, a golf clob, but weld nails to it!
Imagine the agony if you hit a friend...

i would imagine i would be in jail!

but for real, thats a good idea.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Power fist.
I like my zombies half-crushed from up close, thank you very much.

D:
You used my answer for anything that asks about melee weapons D:
I don't know if I should be proud or sad that my answer was taken...
I'll go for something in-between.
*Looks at Sylryeth with great pradness* (See what I did there? Pride + Sadness. I was thinking 'Slide', but that would just sound odd...)
[small]Haaauuuuuuu~[/small]

A.K.A. I also choose the Power Fist. Which definitely comes under 'other'. Never seen anyone play cricket or baseball with one... maybe the catchers/fielders could wear them instead of the gloves... But anyway, great for zombie bashing, tank bashing... anything bashing.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd rather have a sword, just a short one, after all, my complete lack of talent with swords will be insignificant compared to the stupidity and slowness of the zombies.

 

[Woem]

Hit them with a chainsaw.

 

[Booze Zombie]

A car.

 

[ffxfriek]

crowbar or baseball bat

 

[US Crash Fire]

Ok I see that everyone is singing the praises of the crowbar, (which I approve of), but I wanted to know more about the baseball bat vs cricket bat. or other sports based improvised weapons. So yes praise be to the almighty crowbar but lets save that for another time. Back to the bats!

 

[Lono Shrugged]

Children are blunt right? Just hock a few at them. That or a banjo.

 

[Riobux]

Personally, baseball bats. They don't make cricket bats in aluminium.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

A cricket bat is definitely better than a baseball bat because of the flat edge, but a crowbar beats them all. A sledgehammer works too, but if you miss with your first swing you're zombie food.

You, sir, are a man who does not know how to fight with a hammer. Of course, Oh Dae-Su didn't know how to use a hand-hammer in a fight and it all worked out for him.

I'm feeling reference-y

 

[katsabas]

Shower head. Bleeeeegh.

 

[Scythax]

Blunt end of a block splitter. The name itself of the implement takes on a whole new meaning.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I have a conundrum, I have both a crowbar, AND a cricket bat...

What to do?

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

A herring.

 

[Secret Idenity Man]

Axe handle. It's a fast light weight weapon that's already designed to be swung repeatedly so you don't have to worry that much about recoil. Not that you would get much since your basically beating rotting meat.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

[HEADING=1]FIRE AXE![/HEADING]
/thread.

 

[Jekken6]

A lawn mower.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

A daemonhammer.

Failing that a crowbar named Gordon.

 

[Sir Prize]

I'd say a crowbar or...dammit, I can't remember the name of the item but it's basicly a shovel with a bladed metak bit.