Hello there fellow escapees,
I come to you with grim news. I am very, very sick.
The doctors say my disease is incurable.
And with the Elder Scrolls 5 stedily approaching, I am desprate to find a cure.
I of course, am talking about Bethesda Syndrome.
What is Bethesda Syndrome? Bethesda Syndrome, my freinds, is a syndrome causing extreme
indecisiveness, annoyance at minor details, and paranoia. Bethesda Syndrome can be diagnosed with the following chart:
Have you ever restarted you game to create a new character because you didn't like the way he/she looks?
Have you ever restarted you game to create a new character because you didn't like your characters race?
Have you still not beaten The Elder scrolls 4?
Have you still not beaten Fallout 3?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have Bethesda Syndrome!!!
So let me cut to the chase....
For those of you who havn't figured it out by now, Bethesda Syndrome is the constant restarting of your game over minor character details. I have a Severe case.
I have restarted over my charaters class and race (ES4)
I have restarted over my characters skills (F3)
I have restarted my game because an NPC I cared for died. (F3)
I HAVE EVEN RESTARTED MY GAME OVER MY CHARACTERS NAME!!!!!!
I have yet to beat Fallout 3, and I have yet to even play the 3rd story mission in the Elder Scrolls 4, because of this disease. The most I've ever played on one character alone is probably 15 hours doing the shivering isles missions.
So I ask YOU, the people of the Escapist:
DO YOU HAVE BETHESDA SYNDROME?
Edit: For everyone who may have been offended by the halo option, it was not ment to be an insult, just a spot of humor. I happen to enjoy halo.
Edit again: I have both games for Xbox 360, so I cant do computer commands.
Edit again again: I'm not changing the poll, so for everyone who refuses to vote in it because you dont like it, I appologise. (Woot! I refused to change somthing! THERE IS HOPE AFTER ALL!)
I come to you with grim news. I am very, very sick.
The doctors say my disease is incurable.
And with the Elder Scrolls 5 stedily approaching, I am desprate to find a cure.
I of course, am talking about Bethesda Syndrome.
What is Bethesda Syndrome? Bethesda Syndrome, my freinds, is a syndrome causing extreme
indecisiveness, annoyance at minor details, and paranoia. Bethesda Syndrome can be diagnosed with the following chart:
Have you ever restarted you game to create a new character because you didn't like the way he/she looks?
Have you ever restarted you game to create a new character because you didn't like your characters race?
Have you still not beaten The Elder scrolls 4?
Have you still not beaten Fallout 3?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have Bethesda Syndrome!!!
So let me cut to the chase....
For those of you who havn't figured it out by now, Bethesda Syndrome is the constant restarting of your game over minor character details. I have a Severe case.
I have restarted over my charaters class and race (ES4)
I have restarted over my characters skills (F3)
I have restarted my game because an NPC I cared for died. (F3)
I HAVE EVEN RESTARTED MY GAME OVER MY CHARACTERS NAME!!!!!!
I have yet to beat Fallout 3, and I have yet to even play the 3rd story mission in the Elder Scrolls 4, because of this disease. The most I've ever played on one character alone is probably 15 hours doing the shivering isles missions.
So I ask YOU, the people of the Escapist:
DO YOU HAVE BETHESDA SYNDROME?
Edit: For everyone who may have been offended by the halo option, it was not ment to be an insult, just a spot of humor. I happen to enjoy halo.
Edit again: I have both games for Xbox 360, so I cant do computer commands.
Edit again again: I'm not changing the poll, so for everyone who refuses to vote in it because you dont like it, I appologise. (Woot! I refused to change somthing! THERE IS HOPE AFTER ALL!)