Poll: Bigger down below is better?

[InterestingKiwi]

Meh, there is definitely too big to the point where no matter how slowly he does it, it's going to hurt me bum. There's also not quite that big, but just makes yours mouth sore if you're up all over it for any period of time.

Personally, my best sex has been with average to slightly below. Though call me biased cause I am a bit below average myself, but it has never let me down.

 

[WolfThomas]

Well obviously extreme ends of the spectrum would inhibit effective intercourse, but in the middle range size is just part of an important combination along with skill and endurance. No point in having large penis if you don't have technique or staying power. Size does help though.

Personally I personally wouldn't trade my penis for the world.

YOU'D OWN THE WORLD THOUGH. YOU'D OWN IT ALL. and then you can get your scientists to rebuild it, we have the technology.

Take a nice long look at your penis, you know in your heart the right decision.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Know what I find funny? Knowing that this thread will never have as many views as the thread this one originally was inspired from.
Why? Because it's about BEWBS! WAY larger ratio of interests.


Although I don't find penises in any way sexy as I'm a straight male, I could say what I'd like my penis to biologically advance to; Bratwurst.

I don't know, I imagine a fair few men will be anxiously checking women's replies on here.

Personally, I have a saying. "More than a mouthful's a pain."

Haha, I see what you did there. Good going.

 

[Heartcafe]

This would be easier to answer if I knew how big Frankfurters and Bratwursts were in relation to one another...

Ditto.
It's not like I test different size hot dogs to see which fits better in my mouth.(Talk about sexual innuendo )
Though I'll give bonus points for creativity

 

[LongAndShort]

As a straight male, like I imagine many other straight males will be, I will be curious to see the results of the thread.

I will then make unnecessary comments about the (real or fictional) size of my member in order to inflate my own ego and my perception of my image amongst the female (... and maybe certain male) populace of the Escapist.

 

[Andalusa]

Big isn't always best, if a guy knows how to work what he's got then he doesn't have to worry.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am really digging how many "this thread disgusts me" responses there are.
If only there was such a reaction for whatever tit thread you mentioned.

 

[NLS]

This would be easier to answer if I knew how big Frankfurters and Bratwursts were in relation to one another...

Ditto.
It's not like I test different size hot dogs to see which fits better in my mouth.(Talk about sexual innuendo )
Though I'll give bonus points for creativity

I must admit I like the taste of Bratwurst over that of a Frankfurter, but that's just my opinion. I've never really measured which is bigger/longer though. I'll have to check it out next time I'm in Germany.

As for the topic: There's not really much you can do about the size, so you're basically stuck with what you get. Just like pizza, doesn't matter how much pepperoni you got on it, it's still good. The same applies to sex, it's still good.

 

[Lyri]

There is no more delicious irony than the fact this thread is full of dicks.

Has this question actually been taken seriously at all?
I personally am on the pretty average scale of 6, seems pretty good from reports.

 

[gazumped]

I am really digging how many "this thread disgusts me" responses there are.
If only there was such a reaction for whatever tit thread you mentioned.

I bet those are mainly from straight guys wanting to see the results without biasing the poll... X)

 

[Fooz]

What people need to understand is that girth is more important than length.

No, no, no. What's really important is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.

south park ftw

and i dunna, im not a woman, but i suppose it cant hurt to be just above average, unless she has a really tight vagina, then it might hurt

 

[GraveeKing]

Girth can bloody hurt, if you're the one taking it (for a man anyway) >.>
Length I much prefer over girth.

 

[BRex21]

The most fun will be had with a partner who you love and who loves you, with time they'll be suited to fit . Too big looks ridiculous anyways. But anyways, I heard that the depth of the Vagina depends on the individual.
Also, it helps if it's not circumcised. (Opinion)

*ahem*

Actually, circumsision leads to increased cleanliness and reduces sensetivity of the head, allowing the male to achieve an orgasm all the same but last longer during sex.

The more you know!

Technically masturbation tecnique is the #1 factor in determining duration of sex, with people who want *ahem* instant gratification becoming minutemen. Also those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms are designed to act as a sort of artificial foreskin. Both issues more than likely boil down more to the individual than circumcised or not.

 

[gazumped]

Technically masturbation tecnique is the #1 factor in determining duration of sex, with people who want *ahem* instant gratification becoming minutemen. Also those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms are designed to act as a sort of artificial foreskin. Both issues more than likely boil down more to the individual than circumcised or not.

As a side note, "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms are, in my experience, rough and painful. I assume they must work for most girls or they wouldn't make them... but OW, it's like a sandpaper penis! And this was Durex, so a good quality one apparently...

 

[VGStrife]

The most fun will be had with a partner who you love and who loves you, with time they'll be suited to fit . Too big looks ridiculous anyways. But anyways, I heard that the depth of the Vagina depends on the individual.
Also, it helps if it's not circumcised. (Opinion)

*ahem*

Actually, circumsision leads to increased cleanliness and reduces sensetivity of the head, allowing the male to achieve an orgasm all the same but last longer during sex.

The more you know!

Technically masturbation tecnique is the #1 factor in determining duration of sex, with people who want *ahem* instant gratification becoming minutemen. Also those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms are designed to act as a sort of artificial foreskin. Both issues more than likely boil down more to the individual than circumcised or not.

I think there is far too much statement of 'Fact' in the responses above, as none of you (i'm willing to bet) have had sex with the same woman whilst once being uncut and once being cut.

Circumcision doesn't always lead to a clean cock and doesn't necessarily reduce sensitivity.

I would also like to point out that, from my experience amount of sex had is #1 factor in duration.

I have no idea about fancy condoms.

OT: Being a straight male, i seem to manage ok with my averagely sized penis, so, from my experience, doesn't matter too much (although women may just say that just to make their partners feel good about themselves.... oh god, lies....all lies!! NOOOOO!!!)

 

[Cid Silverwing]

If you had typed in numbers for poll options instead of vague names, it would have been easier to choose.

 

[Littlee300]

Damn it. I thought we were grading meat then I read the post.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

There's a big difference (pun intended) between measuring penile and mammary glands.

One is extremely hard to measure accurately, liable to change at will, dependent on external conditions, and directly relatable to the "recipient". The other is functional no matter what size, and only changes size when needed.

A more accurate poll would be got from measuring muscle size/strength, rather than phallic tendencies.