Poll: BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWARE!

[zombiejoe]

You wake up in your bed, rub the gunk out of your eyes, and then you look around to see you and your room are covered in blood! You have no memory of what happend the night before. All you know is that there is blood all over the place!

What do you think happened?

I will leave a few general options in the comments, and you describe in detail what you think happened.

 

[sarge1942]

... you've written about this situation as if it weren't normal...
seriously my first thought would be that some murderer must have done a REALLY bad job at killing me, so my blood.

 

[Ranooth]

"MUM! I need paper towels! Lots of them!!"

 

[Benmonkey7]

Hey! New paint! Now my walls aren't boring anymore!

 

[Serenegoose]

I've once woken up face down, my pillow covered in blood. I had no clue what happened at first, but I actually surprisingly quickly pieced together that I'd just had a nosebleed whilst I slept. Given that I hate the sight of blood, given how much there was, and given I woke up face down in it, I really, really should have freaked out. But I was like 'oh, hey, my face is wet. Is that blood? whatwhatwhatwhatwhat- oh, a nosebleed. This is going to take forever to clean up.'

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

 

[CK76]

I hope the Czechs have good healthcare.

Oh, and ow.

 

[Leopard]

"Okay guys it was funny in Carrie but this is just a step too far..."

 

[Project_Omega]

You wake up in your bed, rub the gunk out of your eyes, and then you look around to see you and your room are covered in blood! You have no memory of what happend the night before. All you know is that there is blood all over the place!

What do you think happened?

I will leave a few general options in the comments, and you describe in detail what you think happened.

Geez, Someone has had a huge period!

 

[C95J]

I killed a man

 

[Jedoro]

"Well shit, looks like someone tried to rob me." Then I'd check my knives, see if any were covered in blood. If not, I'd go through the trash, see if I cleaned the blade off.

 

[zombiejoe]

You wake up in your bed, rub the gunk out of your eyes, and then you look around to see you and your room are covered in blood! You have no memory of what happend the night before. All you know is that there is blood all over the place!

What do you think happened?

I will leave a few general options in the comments, and you describe in detail what you think happened.

Geez, Someone has had a huge period!

I really wanted to say that, but I feared the wrath of the moniters.

O__O they are watching us!

 

[dalek sec]

I can't believe no one has said this yet... I would simply cry out "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" as I grab my chain axe and charge out to claim more blood.

 

[Polaris19]

"So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff!
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough.
So give them blood, blood, blood.
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood!"

 

[kintaris]

Oh my god, someone in the apartment above me is SERIOUSLY bleeding!