Poll: BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWARE!

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smilrey face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

Of course, how could I forget to polish it afterwards?

Oh good.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

Of course, how could I forget to polish it afterwards?

Oh good.

If you did, you wouldn't be the mustache/beard/mutton chop artisan that I know you to be. And that would be absolutely heartbreaking.

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

Of course, how could I forget to polish it afterwards?

Oh good.

If you did, you wouldn't be the mustache/beard/mutton chop artisan that I know you to be. And that would be absolutely heartbreaking.

And I couldn't break your heart, I'm far too nice.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

Of course, how could I forget to polish it afterwards?

Oh good.

If you did, you wouldn't be the mustache/beard/mutton chop artisan that I know you to be. And that would be absolutely heartbreaking.

And I couldn't break your heart, I'm far too nice.

You mean it has nothing to do with my love for impeccably groomed facial hair and my incredibly endearing cuteness that you wouldn't break my heart? D:

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

Of course, how could I forget to polish it afterwards?

Oh good.

If you did, you wouldn't be the mustache/beard/mutton chop artisan that I know you to be. And that would be absolutely heartbreaking.

And I couldn't break your heart, I'm far too nice.

You mean it has nothing to do with my love for impeccably groomed facial hair and my incredibly endearing cuteness that you wouldn't break my heart? D:

Hah! Ahahahaha, of course not. Perish the thought!

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

Of course, how could I forget to polish it afterwards?

Oh good.

If you did, you wouldn't be the mustache/beard/mutton chop artisan that I know you to be. And that would be absolutely heartbreaking.

And I couldn't break your heart, I'm far too nice.

You mean it has nothing to do with my love for impeccably groomed facial hair and my incredibly endearing cuteness that you wouldn't break my heart? D:

Hah! Ahahahaha, of course not. Perish the thought!

Well I feel silly then.

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

Of course, how could I forget to polish it afterwards?

Oh good.

If you did, you wouldn't be the mustache/beard/mutton chop artisan that I know you to be. And that would be absolutely heartbreaking.

And I couldn't break your heart, I'm far too nice.

You mean it has nothing to do with my love for impeccably groomed facial hair and my incredibly endearing cuteness that you wouldn't break my heart? D:

Hah! Ahahahaha, of course not. Perish the thought!

Well I feel silly then.

Too right.
Well, we've filled a whole page now. We should probably stop...

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

Pfft, me share my steak and kidney pie with the person whose kidney I stole?
... ;w; *Sniffles*
I-I thought you'd never ask. I saved the biggest piece especially for you.


An enraged bear with a penchant for baking? I like the way you think.

Marvelous!

Exquisite baking sir!

Well, perhaps downplay the baking bit, and hopefully that'll explain the scar.

I thank thee kindly, and I must compliment your rather well groomed moustache.

Well, the baking would be the whole reason why you'd get that scar. Now you can show it off at parties and say that a bear stole your kidney for dinner.

Why thank you! I do take great pride in it.

Hmmm...yes I think that would work.

Good. If you didn't take pride in it, that'd be most unfortunate.
If only I could grow one as splendid as that.

And you can turn it into a smiley face, if you so desire. It's made that way.

Ah, it took years of researching hair cultivating techniques and the optimum hair:wax ratio.

A smiley face?! E gads man! Why on earth would I want that?

Those years of research paid off, I see. Can you cultivate a beard as well? Or mutton chops?

I'm not sure why you would. Food for thought though. I mean, all the cool kids have them, but whatever.

Hmmmm...It may take some time, but I'm sure I could.

...Cool kids? I've never noticed them...

Or perhaps a combination of all of the above, molding it into some kind of amazing facial hair masterpiece?
Pfft, like I even need to ask that. Of course you can.

Well you just aren't looking hard enough. I see them everywhere.
Then again, I need to get my eyes checked out.

Damn straight I can!
TO WORK!

"Smiley faces! E-everywhere!"
*gibbers*

Don't forget to polish it once you're finished. Leave it looking spic and span, not a hair out of place.

You get used to 'em, don't worry. Just takes a few years in a padded room to finally accept seeing them everywhere.

Of course, how could I forget to polish it afterwards?

Oh good.

If you did, you wouldn't be the mustache/beard/mutton chop artisan that I know you to be. And that would be absolutely heartbreaking.

And I couldn't break your heart, I'm far too nice.

You mean it has nothing to do with my love for impeccably groomed facial hair and my incredibly endearing cuteness that you wouldn't break my heart? D:

Hah! Ahahahaha, of course not. Perish the thought!

Well I feel silly then.

Too right.
Well, we've filled a whole page now. We should probably stop...

I believe you're correct. Any other conversations should prolly be left to messages. *Nods*
Or at least co-posting in other threads.

 

[Neferius]

wakes-up naked in the forest with a half-eaten Deer-carcass lying next to him.

-Huh... so it's that time of the Month already?