Poll: BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWARE!

[nuqneh1]

It's someone elses. I moonlight as a werewolf.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, but not before I stared into those ping pong ball eyes for too long, making me turn insane (in a similar fashion to Cthulhu). I then proceeded to butcher anyone I met who had not swtiched to Geico.

Seriously though, LOOK AT THEM.

 

[gabe12301]

I would think this :When I was asleep I went on a sleep walking murder frenzy where I yell things like BEATDOWN and HEADSHOT after I killed someone.

That would be my story but I don't want to make the game haters happy.

 

[VicunaBlue]

I've once woken up face down, my pillow covered in blood. I had no clue what happened at first, but I actually surprisingly quickly pieced together that I'd just had a nosebleed whilst I slept. Given that I hate the sight of blood, given how much there was, and given I woke up face down in it, I really, really should have freaked out. But I was like 'oh, hey, my face is wet. Is that blood? whatwhatwhatwhatwhat- oh, a nosebleed. This is going to take forever to clean up.'

This happened to me when I was like six, except my mom noticed before I woke up and flipped a shit.

I'd probably get my friend's dog. It's licked blood off the floor when other accidents happened, let's just hope it doesn't realize we're filled with meaty red coolaid.

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

It's always your fault.

ALWAYS.

Hey you could at least take some of the blame! It's your blood in your squishy organic body...Eugh...

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwQHOpNufs

Holy shit, it really did happen.

 

[zombiejoe]

Spoiler: My own blood!

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED

I KNEW IT! wait...how can I still be alive

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

It's always your fault.

ALWAYS.

Next time we need to be more careful where we hide THEM, look what happend the last 23 time we did THAT!

 

[sky14kemea]

Why, that's the blood from a huge, terrifying beast I slayed last night when it broke into my house. D:< Evil thing! I cut it down with my blade, then got pissed on booze to calm myself down. That's why I can't remember anything.

Probably a bad idea, but seemed good at the time! D:

*gets a mop*.

 

[cke]

I played Crimsonland so much, the blood spilled out of my monitor.

 

[Outright Villainy]

"Gah, they're pulling a Carrie on me!"

Then I'd wish I did have psychic powers to exact disproportionate vengeance. Only fair!

 

[Jim From Accounting]

it get that all the time because of chronic nose bleeds

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Damn, it isn't my blood type. Seems like such a waste...

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

 

[Pyrokinesis1019]

UNSTOPPABLE!!! GODLIKE!!! HEADSHOT!!! BEATDOWN!!! VEHICULAR RAMPAGE!!!
M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.